The day we wait for
Is when we count
And when we get yelled at
For the wrong amount
Counting here
From left and right
Miscounting items
That are out of sight
Oh my gosh this is
So fun
When there’s 3 item numbers
Just for one
Procedure’s here
Procedure’s there
With all these procedures
Who the hell cares
Don’t mess up cause
Then you’ll see
That you’ll get written up
Just like me