Mistress Panttherlady FM2 Mondoggy69's blog: "Ramblings of my co-worker, Nick G."

I fart real quiet and

I fart real loud

My fart can knock

out a big asian crowd

Godzilla got nothing

On my massive farts

My farts pierce through the nostrils

Like pointy darts

They sometimes sound funny

They sometimes sound deep

Boy do all my farts

Really give me a creep

You can't see it pass

Through the air or the sky

Sometimes when you smell it

You'll seem like you're high

The one's that are worse

Are the one's that are silent

My farts fight on their own

Yes they are real violent

So next time you see me

Angle my butt in the air

You know I'm going to fart

And that I really don't care