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Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover
1 You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
2 Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
3 Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
4 The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
5 You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
6 You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
7 You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
8 Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
9 You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
10 Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"
