Snake Skinner AKA Motordromerider's blog: "JOKES 2"

                                       Blind Cashier at Cabela's

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which

one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the

counter wearing dark glasses. She saysto him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod

and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on thecounter, I can tell you

everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He

says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB.test line. It's a good

all-around combination, and it's on sale this weekfor only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can

tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit

card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and

accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind

clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person

around? The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by

this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He

replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is

$3.50." She paid it and left without saying a word.