>An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
>her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
>A gentleman approached her and said:
>"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you
>know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "
>Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both hands to hold onto this
hat."
>"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
>gentleman in earnest.
>The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
>"Sir,anything you see down there is 85 years old.
>The hat is brand new."
