It is officially official, all the camps have opened, so the Season is in full swing!
A few of the manly men out there need some positive energy sent their way, so if you could spare a few, could you send some good thoughts their way?
Brett Favre---He retired, then unretired...again. The poor guy just wants to work, make an honest living, and support his family. You may have heard about it, there was a news blurb!
Brad Pitt---The poor guy just had twins, and is stuck in a Chateau in the South of France with his ol' lady, and 6 kids. Only two nannies, two personal assistants, 3 cooks, and a staff of four to help support him.
But he's still stuck with a post partum mama, and 6 kids...send them out guys.
Danny Bonnaduce---I haven't heard from Danny lately, but this guy ALWAYS needs some positive energy. He's been to rehab, he's abused steroids, he's beaten up a transvestite because in his drunken state he didn't realize he was paying for one more body part...the list goes on. He's made millions, he's lost millions, and whatever he has, he's gonna lose half to his no talent ex wife. I guess that's what happens when you marry a woman after 3 hours, so you can sleep with her. They did make it into double digits though.
Andy Dick---This poor youth was recently arrested for possession, and sexual battery, for pulling the top down on a teen girl. He's signed on for a sober living reality show, so this poor guy may get on the straight and narrow...well...the straight part maybe never.
Paul Reubans---Poor Pee Wee, caught spanking it years ago, in an adult theatre, and people never let you forget. Really, what else do you do in an adult theatre. So he starts to get his career on track, and POW, your house is raided, and they pop you for child pornography. His claim of it being antique porn must have held water, because I see him in things, and haven't heard of any prison sentence.
Kevin Federline---Poor little K Fed, he's just a boy who fell head over heels in love for the wrong girl. And what does he have to show for it? Custody of the kids, child support checks for at least another 16 years, and just enough celebrity that he could get on The Surreal Life, or something of that ilk.
Ed McMahon---This poor bastard broke his neck in 3 places, lost most his money financing his ex wife's poor business skills, and is looked at like he is an ambulance chaser because he's suing about his neck...he really needs some positive thoughts.
So you see, there are some less fortunates out there men, and ladies, so please, spare a positive thought for these poor souls today
