Duet to boredom, I got to thinking. I was a TV kid, obviously I watched alot of it, and got to thinking of the babes that fulfilled my dreams and fantasies. After much thought, here are my top 10 TV babes of all time
10) Mrs. Livingston...She was the Japanese maid on Courtship of Eddie's Father. The show was god awful, but I always wondered why Bill Bixby didn't tag that ass. Now it dawned on me, that she was married, but I blame her for my penchant for asian girls.
9) Janet...Three's Company...I like dark haired girls, and the blondes on there acted like morons. Janet was wacky, and cute, and brunette. And the smartest one on the show.
8) June Cleaver...hot, tiny, and with kids like the Beav, she had to be a secret drinker or had some lil helpers to get her thru.
7) Laura Tetrie/Mary Tyler Moore...before all her plastic surgeries that make her look like the Joker, she was one hot piece of woman. Even as a kid I wondered why they slept in separate beds.
6) Ellie Mae Clampet...Hot, buxom, blonde...with the tight jeans...wow. I believe she's the reason people associate hillbillys with incest...If I was Jethro, I'd have wanted to hit that also
5) Mary Ann...Gilligans Island...she was the hottest thing going on that show, screw Ginger. She just got busted for DUI a few months ago, and is still hot.
4) Carol Brady...Almost hot enough for Robert Reed not to be gay! Kudo's to Barry for having the insight to ask his TV mom out.
3) Mrs Partridge...She had enough kids to start a band, so you know she loved the cock! What the hell was Reuben thinking, not at least trying?
2) Marcia Marcia Marcia...Brady Bunch...It's just a little bit better, when you see her now, knowing she's 50ish, so you don't feel bad drooling over her. She was on Celibrity Fit Club, and still looked spectacular.
1) Jennifer...WKRP in Cincinatti...I swear they kept the set at 50 degrees, her nipples were always standing at attention. And I'd like to personally hug the set director. It was a great, funny, well written show, and looking at her made it all that much better!
Thats my list. They are some great old shows,and I still try to catch them on TV Land, or Nick at Nite. I'm sure there were others. Im sure if I did the list in a month, a few would change (not Loni Anderson)
