mandaSMASH's blog: "And now, a word from our sponsor."

You lack any semblance of work ethic.
You possess zero respect for policy.
How you still have a job with us is be-fucking-yond me.
I'm sick and tired of your "long stories".
You're lucky our territory is understaffed...
and that I don't have hiring and firing power...
and that it would be highly inappropriate to bitchslap you the next time I see you.
Your personal life may suck, but it's not my problem.
I've run out of sympathy for you.
Quit making me clean up your messes.

You suck, kthxbai.
THE END!