1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and
> randomly put them in
> people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House
> wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on
> the floor leading to the restrooms.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told
> her in an official tone,
> 'Code Red' in house wares..... and watched what
> happened.
>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and
> asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
>
> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET
> FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping
> department and told other shoppers he'd
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
> the bedding department.
>
> 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they
> can help him, he begins to cry and asks
Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security
> camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
>
> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the
> hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows
where the antidepressants are.
>
> 11. December 3: Darted around the store
> suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
> "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
>
> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and
> when people browse through, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. December 21: When an announcement came
> over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and
> screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
> (And; last, but not least!)
>
> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room,
> shut the door and
> waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly,
> "There is no toilet paper in here!"
