. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?:
Sarah Michelle Gellar...I wanna introduce her to my bologna
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?:
I'm the guys that makes that one wheel always stick.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?:
I listen and then use peoples words against them
4. Do you take compliments well?:
I hate them
5. Are you an active person?:
actively resting
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?:
of course....you can't kill me
7. Do you like to ride horses?:
In the nude
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?:
once...but I broke out
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?:
Burn Things
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?:
nobody would EVER pursue me....I am IMMUNE to adultery
11. Are you judgmental?:
nope...just better than you ( j/k...my lc girls know i love them! )
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?:
I'm not gonna try
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?:
both
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Shut,Freaking,Up
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?:
blind....I can still FEEL boobies...you don't have to HEAR them.
16. Are you continuing your education?:
I'm gonna be a scalp care technician
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?:
squeeze trigger = BANG!
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?:
penis pump
19. How often do you read books?:
very often
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?:
doesn't matter.
21. What is your favorite children's book?:
Daddy Left With a Stripper by Dick Harder
22. Have you kissed any of your lostcherry friends?:
maybe
23. How tall are you?:
1.82m
24.Where is your ideal house located?:
Mercury
25.Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, or Grannies?:
superman Boxer Briefs
26. Last person you talked to?:
no one has ever REALLY talked to me.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?:
years ago...time for another photo shoot
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?:
when was the last time i was in a girls garden?
29. What are your keys on your key chain for?:
unlocking things
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?:
I-235 & NW 50th Street
31. Where is your current pain at?:
my psyche.....and my heart....could be gas
32. Do you like mustard?:
when used appropriately
ie; mustard on turkey sandwich....... yummy
mustard in eyes......not so good.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?:
sleepers
34. Do you look like your Mom or Dad?:
the mailman
35. How long does it take you in the shower?:
as long as I want
36. Can you do splits?:
that wouldn't be fair to all the ladies out there...;-)
37. What movie do you want to see right now?:
Breakfast at Tiffany's
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?:
whoever thought of this question should be kicked in the teeth
39. What did you do for New Year's?:
rocked the house
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?:
next question
41. What was the cause of your last accident?:
elephant balls
42. Do you own a camera phone?
yes...wanna see it?
43. What are you drinking?:
whiskey by the gallon
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
not quite
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?:
l
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?:
ME!!
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
3
48. Do you like care bears?:
for lunch
49. What do you buy at the movies?:
Reese's Pieces
50. Do you know how to play poker?
i love a good game of poke er
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?:
yes
52. What do you wear to sleep?:
plastic bags
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?:
I left.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?:
2
55. Is your tongue pierced?:
never
56. Do you always read lostcherry bulletins?:
yes
57. Do you shave your pubic hair?
every day
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?:
none of the above
59. Ever been to Vegas?:
no desire to
60. Did you eat a cookie today?:
I wish
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?:
sometimes
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?:
steal...
63. Do you hate chocolate?:
there is NO HATING chocolate
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?:
me being lazy
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?:
vibate
66. Are you a gullible person?:
are you a gullible person?
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?:
I need no one and nothing
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?:
woman pleaser
69. Are you easy to get along with?:
try me
70. What is your favorite time of day?:
sleepytime...
