. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?: Sarah Michelle Gellar...I wanna introduce her to my bologna 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?: I'm the guys that makes that one wheel always stick. 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?: I listen and then use peoples words against them 4. Do you take compliments well?: I hate them 5. Are you an active person?: actively resting 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?: of course....you can't kill me 7. Do you like to ride horses?: In the nude 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?: once...but I broke out 9. What was your favorite game as a kid?: Burn Things 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?: nobody would EVER pursue me....I am IMMUNE to adultery 11. Are you judgmental?: nope...just better than you ( j/k...my lc girls know i love them! ) 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?: I'm not gonna try 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?: both 14. Use three words to describe yourself: Shut,Freaking,Up 15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?: blind....I can still FEEL boobies...you don't have to HEAR them. 16. Are you continuing your education?: I'm gonna be a scalp care technician 17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?: squeeze trigger = BANG! 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?: penis pump 19. How often do you read books?: very often 20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?: doesn't matter. 21. What is your favorite children's book?: Daddy Left With a Stripper by Dick Harder 22. Have you kissed any of your lostcherry friends?: maybe 23. How tall are you?: 1.82m 24.Where is your ideal house located?: Mercury 25.Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, or Grannies?: superman Boxer Briefs 26. Last person you talked to?: no one has ever REALLY talked to me. 27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?: years ago...time for another photo shoot 28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?: when was the last time i was in a girls garden? 29. What are your keys on your key chain for?: unlocking things 30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?: I-235 & NW 50th Street 31. Where is your current pain at?: my psyche.....and my heart....could be gas 32. Do you like mustard?: when used appropriately ie; mustard on turkey sandwich....... yummy mustard in eyes......not so good. 33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?: sleepers 34. Do you look like your Mom or Dad?: the mailman 35. How long does it take you in the shower?: as long as I want 36. Can you do splits?: that wouldn't be fair to all the ladies out there...;-) 37. What movie do you want to see right now?: Breakfast at Tiffany's 38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?: whoever thought of this question should be kicked in the teeth 39. What did you do for New Year's?: rocked the house 40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?: next question 41. What was the cause of your last accident?: elephant balls 42. Do you own a camera phone? yes...wanna see it? 43. What are you drinking?: whiskey by the gallon 44. Was your mom a cheerleader?: not quite 45. What's the last letter of your middle name?: l 46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?: ME!! 47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?: 3 48. Do you like care bears?: for lunch 49. What do you buy at the movies?: Reese's Pieces 50. Do you know how to play poker? i love a good game of poke er 51. Do you wear your seatbelt?: yes 52. What do you wear to sleep?: plastic bags 53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?: I left. 54. How many meals do you eat a day?: 2 55. Is your tongue pierced?: never 56. Do you always read lostcherry bulletins?: yes 57. Do you shave your pubic hair? every day 58. Do you like funny or serious people better?: none of the above 59. Ever been to Vegas?: no desire to 60. Did you eat a cookie today?: I wish 61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?: sometimes 62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?: steal... 63. Do you hate chocolate?: there is NO HATING chocolate 64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?: me being lazy 65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?: vibate 66. Are you a gullible person?: are you a gullible person? 67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?: I need no one and nothing 68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?: woman pleaser 69. Are you easy to get along with?: try me 70. What is your favorite time of day?: sleepytime...