I was running late, per usual. I turn right onto the street where I work at a fast pace (hehe) and see all these cars wanting to turn out in front of me from a side street. They all stop inching forward because they see me comin in my tank. Trust me, they hit me, NUTHIN' is happening to my car. But then this idiot (green car) creeps up on the side and pulls out!! Not only does he NOT move, he sits there (in the middle of the street) and stares at me (while I'm wildly flipping him off and cursing his name) with the DUMBEST look on his face! I had one thought:
"How convienient to die in front of a cemetery/mortuary.
Plus I work there so my funeral would be discounted..."
Nice, huh? :P
Tii
