Gizmo's blog: "Trucking"

"OKC PETRO"

I was at the Petro in Oklahoma City the other day and this Driver was on the radio saying that he had just bought him a "Brand New Truck". He was telling everyone that he will sure be glad when he gets his

"New Truck Broke In".

So, when he went into the Restaurant to eat,

( That's Right Drivers )

"I Broke In His Truck" 

 I grabbed his "CB Radio" and then went in the Truck Stop and found him. I walked over to him and said,

Hey Driver, "Do you want to buy a Radio"?
He looked at it and said, "Well I got one just like it." I then asked him, "What did you pay for the one you got?" He said, "Ah Hundred Dollars."

I said, "Well I'll sell this one for "Fourty". He said, "Okay, I'll take it but I got to go over to the ATM machine to get the money."

I said, "Well hold on a second". I said, Here's your ATM card. I put your Pin Number on the back for ya." I said, "While you are gone, Do you want me to "Catch Up" your log book?" He said, "Sure Go Ahead."

So, when he left I opened his log book up and

"POURED "KETCHUP" IN IT".