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"ROOSTER CRUZIN CASKET"
I was running across I-40 a few years ago when I came up on one of those "Casket Haulers" out of Batesville Arkansas. We got to talking and he was telling me about all these new "Customized Caskets" you can buy now to be burried in and thats when I started thinking.
I then came up with the idea of the perfect "Rooster Cruzin Casket".
It's a "CHROME CASKET" that comes with "Dollies" under the front equiped with 8 small Go-Cart tires for the tandems to give it that trailer effect. The Funeral will be held at night because it comes with LED lights on the sides all the way around at the top and the bottom. It also comes with a set of "LED Break Lights" on the rear that remain on. It has a small lighted license plate that says "I'm Back-Out"!. It also comes with a "CHROME" Road King or Astatic Mic ( your choice ) that goes in one hand and "CHROME" Cell Phone for the other.
There are three super charged 12 volt batteries that go down in the corner of the vault ( sitting on a 3/4 inch piece of plywood of to keep the batteries form being drained ).
There are also LED lights on the top of the casket that are flashing when they are lowering it down in the vault that keep flashing "I APPRICATE IT"--"I APPRICATE IT"--"I APPRICATE IT" . The Casket also comes with a little slot that is on top of the lid down by your feet. This is for all the people who still owe you money so they will have one last chance to make things right and get even with you. There is also a small sign there that says "NO CHECKS PLEASE"! After a few weeks when the batteries loose their charge, "The Ride Is Finally Over".
This way a Driver can actually "Live The Life" a few final weeks "In Peace".
On the "Head Stone" it has LED Lights that say
"OUT OF HOURS & OUT OF SERVICE"!
