Years ago when I was living in my Truck there was always somebody walking up to my Truck with something to sale. Well I ended up having these Business Cards made up that I would hand out. I had a stack of them that I kept up there on the dash and when somebody would walk up to my Truck I would roll my window down, hand them one of my cards, and then roll my window back up.
The Card Read;
"A CARD JUST FOR YOU"
( on the other side it said )
NO, I dont want to buy any "Fake Jewelry".
NO, I dont need my "Wheels & Tanks Shinned
NO, I dont have any ''Spare Change"
NO, I dont want to buy any ''Commercial Company''.
and NO, you can't use my ''Damm Radio''.
Today I would have to add one more to the card.
NO, I don't want "Idle Air".