I admit it, I am addicted to Project Runway. If you've never seen the show, they match up seven gay guys, two moms, two heterosexual "edgy"(mental problems) girls, and two lesbians,and the token heterosexual guy, room them together, and the create "fashion"
Take one out of work supermodel (Heidi Klum), various guest judges you've never heard of, and two celebrities per season that you have, and they think they know fashion. Those are the ones that get the queers all a twitter.
They have a bunch of episodes, and everyone on there tells you what a piece of shit everyone else is, and why their clothes are the best. They live in tiny condo's, and you occasionally see them eat, but mostly you see them drink. This helps fuel the cattiness. Like they need help.
Tim Gunn is the fashion "expert". who seems to wear the same variety of suit week after week. Granted, he's dressed very nattily in his tailored suit, but for being on the cutting edge of fashion, its pretty boring.
So to get to my point, there is a conspiracy going on. And it's in my Season of the Man for a reason. Every season, right about the same episode, the straight guy gets voted off. The only season out of 6 they didn't, he ended up winning it. But not this year.
He lost on a challenge for coming up with interview appropriate clothes for a young lady, that their mother would approve of.
So they all talked to their model, got what they thought she wanted, and set to work. Halfway thru, Tim Gunn goes through and tells them whats wrong with it. The queers hang on his ever year, the mom's listen carefully, and one of the "edgy" girls ends up saying she doesn't give a fuck what he thinks, she knows more than him.
So it gets down to it, they pull the three best, and the eventualy winner (super gay black guy) wins, and talks shit about how great he is. Then they pull the bottom three, and one is excused to move on. And its between Suede (super gay white guy with a faux hawk), and heterosexual man. Of the two outfits, the hetereosexual guy's was the best. Not even close. It was tasteful, colorful, fit the girl, and had a removeable jacket that the girl didn't like anyway, but the dress was good.
Suede made something I like to call ugly.
But the experts voted Suede the cream of the Crap, and heterosexual man got sent home. And I don't like it. He did what they wanted. She looked good, and it didn't age her 20 years like they said.
She wanted to be a photographer, so it was plenty edgy, with some professionalism to it. Suede's outfit would get her hired on 53rd and 3rd, as a tranny hooker.
So once again, us straight guys are booted off. Every friggin year. He gets treated like a non person for a few episodes, then booted, and I don't like it.
I know who'll win because he follows the formula. Gay male, personally dresses like a clown, and is extra queeny. He'll talk shit the whole season, and win most the challenges, no matter what he does. As an added bonus, he's black, and will be the first black winner.
The final three will be him, the "artsy" girl with attitude, and someone else who won't matter. I'm hoping its the black lady with the great hair and a 4 year old, who calls herself a "cool" mom. Despite that, I like her, and what she does.
But I'm disgusted. I know he didn't have the winning talent, but he had more than what's left in the field.
I really think I need a hobby!
