oooo.... spiders!!!
NEWS FLASH 3:25 PM: SPIDER ADVISORY: While preforming tests on venomous spiders, 2 jars of live spiders were dropped, releasing 7 brown recluses and 5 southern black widows. The spiders are still at large in the lounge. Lounge residents are advised to keep their hands out of holes and crevices. If bitten seek immediate medical help or "kiss yo sorry ass goodbye!"
NEWS FLASH 3:38 PM: Lounge management would like to assure the public that this situation will soon be under control... just as soon as I find the rest of my spiders.
NEWS FLASH 3:40 PM: spider count is 10... bite count is 1 (Dani)... antivenom... uh... still looking...
NEWS FLASH 4:00 PM: spider count down to 8 loose... the good news: we found the antivenom and the bite count still only at ... OWCHIES!!!... uh... 2
... medic?
NEWS FLASH 4:31 PM: spider count is down to 6... wait... no... thats a dust bunny...
