Here's one you can point and laugh at.
So, while I was asleep, one of of the random shouts I got was from a green member with the obligatory picture of the blonde, big-breasted model as her display pic.
She's a level 7, posting as a 22-year-old female.
Her: monster
Me: I prefer "Red Bull" to "Monster." The taste is a lot more subtle.
Her: hehe your not a red bull your a really monster....
Me: Don't get me wrong, those Monster coffee drinks are good, too..
Her: no no no your face is monster just like a morster dont get offend dear
Me: Why do you say that? Just curious.
Me: Do you see fangs? Scales? A big horn in the center of my forehead? Fur? (Well, the fur, I acknowledge)
Me: A little tip for surviving here, because you're obviously very new and probably don't talk to many real people yet...
Me: Don't make negative comments about people's appearances when you have no approved salute and you're hiding your real appearance behind the picture of a model.
Her: i am a model and ill do have a show i dont make a fake myt silf dear moster
Me: OK, then you won't mind submitting a salute photo before we continue this conversation.
Her: LOL I DONT THINK SO MONSTER .. BYE
Me: Bye bye. Have a good day.
New rule
If you're going to make fun of the way I look, have a valid salute photo up, and don't have an obviously fake picture of yourself up. Otherwise, not only will I not take you seriously, and not only am I going to laugh at you, but I will post a blog about you so that other people can laugh at you, too.
:P - Owl
