If you can't be bothered to introduce yourself or use the optional message, I can't be bothered to add you.
Don't take it personally if I reject your comments. If I did, it was either because you left a one-character comment, or something that had nothing to do with my status, or something I could easily have figured out from watching my bar tab ("rated," "showing love," etc.).
Of particular note: I hate the "Like" feature, so I just rate 11's instead. If you want to be rated back, and you're not on my friends list (see the red text), don't have a private profile, and don't have a status message begging for stuff!
I don't rate-whore. I don't repost bulletins (unless they make sense to do so), no matter how much you threaten to remove me from your friends list. I'm not interested in points or levels or nude pictures.
I am a Fubar.com bouncer. My shoutbox is always on. If you have a question about Fubar, and I'm at my keyboard, I WILL answer it. Often, I'm logged in from work, and I work overnight, so keep that in mind when waiting for a response (I'll usually indicate what I'm doing in my status message).
I have a one-track mind, and it's set on "reality." I only talk to real people... people who leave the childish games back in their childhood, where they belong.
To me, sex is something people do when they can actually stand to be in the same room as each other, and when they're really serious about doing it. It's not a weapon... It's not a way to get me to like you... It's not a toy. Don't think sex appeal will win any more approval from me than being honest and real will.
Your willingness to show your vagina to the world will not make me want to fuck you... so don't think you can manipulate me with it, either. Want to turn me on? Impress me with your ability to hold a conversation without being completely void of personality.
While I'm on that subject... Yes, I'm single. No, I'm not looking for a girlfriend or a wife or "that special person." I'm looking to have fun... and I'm kind-of done with traveling across the country to do that -- especially if the person on the other end is unwilling to put forth the effort or plans on using me. I'll die alone first. In addition, I believe it's unhealthy to get attached to people online, so unless we're already friends, our conversations will strictly be kept professional.
Above all: I do not tolerate drama.
I'm originally from New York City, but living in Texas (and soon to correct that).