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Ok, at the risk of sounding rude, I absolutely hate Christmas because I hate most of my family, their loud, rude, ungrateful, fat, undisciplined, loudmouth, opinionated, under-educated, group of surrealistic asshole I have ever met. I get sick of year after year, being bugged about what I want and then telling someone what I want but not getting it, You know what I want, I want to sleep all day, I want a carton of my brand of cigarettes, a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label, and a blowjob. after that leave me alone. until t's time to eat.
