Anything with a fast tempo that isn't whining. So mostly Gangster rap and Heavy metal.
Gucci Mane, Tech Nyne, Weezy, Black Label Society, old school White Zombie, Danzig, Pantera (Fuck Daryll Abbott, live by the sword, die by the sword) Kiss, Young Jeezy, Akon, Fuck Kanye West (It's no secret George Bush doesn't care about black people a mule should stomp your scrotum with concrete hooves for putting Mike Meyers on the spot like that ya Jackwagon) Snoop is played out, Dre sold out, Eminem is white-out, Marylin Manson when I feel all angsty and juvenile, and The Stones. I also enjoy House, Techno, Discotek (Huge Beegee's fan) and Barry Manilow. If you don't like Manilow I recommend either shoving that stick further up your ass and finishing the job or removing it and getting with the program.

Zombies, anything with zombies. Anything with Will Smith, WW2 movies, Desert Storm and Gulf war era movies. Super hero movies. Clown porn, BDSM, and movies about any exceptionally gifted individuals (I.E. Good Will Hunting, Scent of a Woman, Beautiful Mind.) Because I am a certified genius (honest to God) and it gives people a better idea of what we have to actually go through in an average day just because we only know right and wrong we have no moral grey area, being a genius is more of a debilitating mental condition than a gift if you think about it from a genius's point of view.

My heroes have always been cowboys (and no their butts do not drive me nuts)
John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Audie Murphy, Captain America, Batman, The Power Rangers (think about it)
Stanley Kubrick, Orgasmo, Homey the Clown, Bernie Mac (RIP), The Dude, Tyler Durden, Jay and Silent Bob (Despite my homo-erotic Passive aggressive hate for Kevin Smith) John Cena (I know I can't see him either) Seth Macfarlane, Wayne Newton, Alcoholics Anonymous (If I had never gone to those meetings and saw how pathetic old drunks were I would have never stopped drinking and started my medication, well that and I can't ride a bicycle) Small Business owners, Herman Caine because he had the balls to put Al and Jesse in their place.

Now for the second category:

Dudes I would totally fuck in the butt and I don't give a dam who see's or what they think.
Johnny Depp, Zac Effron (That pretty little bitch) Samuel L. Jackson (Cuz that would just be fucking hilarious to see) Gerard Butler (Because P.S. I love you was fucking stupid and made women seem like nothing more than simple minded sluts. And for Sparta) David Boreanz (Have you even seen Angel?) Anyone of the guys from Twilight (becuz it would piss women off) Bill Clinton (Because no one saw it coming) and last but not least George Fucking Clooney (Because he is so humble and down to earth it pisses me off, and he's super salty)