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32 Year Old · Male · From Claremore, OK · Joined on November 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 19th · I have a crush on someone!
32 Year Old · Male · From Claremore, OK · Joined on November 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 19th · I have a crush on someone!

I am not what you would expect, I'm 6'6 and 300lbs, I have a beard and long hair; I am a gunsmith by trade, I ride a motorcycle, I don't drink or smoke reefer, I also have an Old Monte Carlo I like to drive, I love R&B music like Teddy Pendergrass, Bobby Warmack, And Luther Vandross. I have seen every Madea movie atleast 5 times. I have a ton a Glenn Miller records, I hate Christmas music. I don't care how hot you are if your fucked in the head or perpetually 19 years old don't fucking talk to me. If your hot and smart by all means talk to me. I'm not here for dating but I'm not against it it either. I'm mainly interested in older women. I do play video games but I stick to first person shooters. I watch alot of chick flicks, My favorite right now is Julie and Julia, I don't know why. Anyways That's about it.

32 Year Old · Male · From Claremore, OK · Joined on November 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 19th · I have a crush on someone!
Anything with a fast tempo that isn't whining. So mostly Gangster rap and Heavy metal.
Gucci Mane, Tech Nyne, Weezy, Black Label Society, old school White Zombie, Danzig, Pantera (Fuck Daryll Abbott, live by the sword, die by the sword) Kiss, Young Jeezy, Akon, Fuck Kanye West (It's no secret George Bush doesn't care about black people a mule should stomp your scrotum with concrete hooves for putting Mike Meyers on the spot like that ya Jackwagon) Snoop is played out, Dre sold out, Eminem is white-out, Marylin Manson when I feel all angsty and juvenile, and The Stones. I also enjoy House, Techno, Discotek (Huge Beegee's fan) and Barry Manilow. If you don't like Manilow I recommend either shoving that stick further up your ass and finishing the job or removing it and getting with the program.
Zombies, anything with zombies. Anything with Will Smith, WW2 movies, Desert Storm and Gulf war era movies. Super hero movies. Clown porn, BDSM, and movies about any exceptionally gifted individuals (I.E. Good Will Hunting, Scent of a Woman, Beautiful Mind.) Because I am a certified genius (honest to God) and it gives people a better idea of what we have to actually go through in an average day just because we only know right and wrong we have no moral grey area, being a genius is more of a debilitating mental condition than a gift if you think about it from a genius's point of view.
My heroes have always been cowboys (and no their butts do not drive me nuts)
John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Audie Murphy, Captain America, Batman, The Power Rangers (think about it)
Stanley Kubrick, Orgasmo, Homey the Clown, Bernie Mac (RIP), The Dude, Tyler Durden, Jay and Silent Bob (Despite my homo-erotic Passive aggressive hate for Kevin Smith) John Cena (I know I can't see him either) Seth Macfarlane, Wayne Newton, Alcoholics Anonymous (If I had never gone to those meetings and saw how pathetic old drunks were I would have never stopped drinking and started my medication, well that and I can't ride a bicycle) Small Business owners, Herman Caine because he had the balls to put Al and Jesse in their place.

Now for the second category:

Dudes I would totally fuck in the butt and I don't give a dam who see's or what they think.
Johnny Depp, Zac Effron (That pretty little bitch) Samuel L. Jackson (Cuz that would just be fucking hilarious to see) Gerard Butler (Because P.S. I love you was fucking stupid and made women seem like nothing more than simple minded sluts. And for Sparta) David Boreanz (Have you even seen Angel?) Anyone of the guys from Twilight (becuz it would piss women off) Bill Clinton (Because no one saw it coming) and last but not least George Fucking Clooney (Because he is so humble and down to earth it pisses me off, and he's super salty)
Video Games
Halo, Call of Duty, Nazi Zombies, Fallout, Gears of War, and no sound to me is sweeter than the hopelessly obscene, Soprano, lamentations of a youth who was just beaten like a rented mule at one of those many first person shooters.

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