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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

.baby.blood.and.stitches.

i need to vent. n mah D is prolly watchin more Angel to which i say GOOD FOR HER! n not in the sarcastic sense either. so. first things first. qwest is a bunch of cumsucking assgoblins. wtf kinda company thinks its cool to assume you're not going to pay your bill when you've paid them on time every other effin month n cut off your service 10 days...yes thats right TEN DAYS...BEFORE...the bill is DUE? motherassholes. supposedly they're going to fix it tomorrow. i wont be holding my breath. mother expletive expletive expletive. so...good thing people live close enough for me to steal wireless from... muahahahahahaha. eff you 'the man' so then....i have asshat children. er child. cuz the middle one thought it was cool to let the baby sit on the desk thats in their room...uhm...no...numbnuts knows better...but no she decided hey mommys busy ima do whatever i want...so the baby decides...ima try to turn around...and numbnuts decides to sit there n watch...baby falls off...bangs head on desk... screaming ensues...mommy runs into the room...blood all over baby...mommy grabs baby runs into bathroom...cleans off babys face n head...sees big old head lac...mommy grabs clean washcloth...wets it with cool water...presses it to head lac...has moms drive her n all three kidlets to the emergency room...baby calms down...nurse sticks some numbing shit on babys forehead...baby wants to rip it off...mommy gives baby dr gloves to play with...dr comes in...stitches babys head...gives mommy instructions...mommy et al comes home. mommy puts kidlets to bed...sits on couch...has nice smokey treat with a green tea...and realises mommy didnt get to eat dinner...or watch another horrible episode of AI or another awesome episode of Lost...and her brand new effin shirt is covered in blood. eff this. ima have a beer. and that is all
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