Scene - a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a
> beautiful young woman wearing a
> tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get
> on, she became aware that her skirt was too
> tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
> of the first step of the bus.
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
> the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip
> her skirt a little, thinking that this would
> give her enough slack to raise her leg. She
> tried to take the step, only to discover that
> she couldn't.
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little!
> more, and for the second time attempted the
> step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she
> could not raise her leg.
>
> With a little smile to the driver, she again
> reached behind to unzip a little more and again
> was unable to take the step.
>
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing
> behind her picked her up easily by the waist
> and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
> Samaritan and screeched, "How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who
> you are!"
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
> normally I would agree with you, but after you
> unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured
> we was friends."
