Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

Dear Ninja,

My girlfriend recently returned back to the workforce and wants a foot rub tonight. Should I give her the foot rub before or after she gives me a blow job?

This question is way too important to leave to the MuMMs. They fuck up everything.

~Dr. X

Dear Dr.

I don't see why it can't happen simultaneously. Although, if one must come first, I'd have to say the rub before the tug.

Most guys hit the sheets quickly after release, so unless you have a ball of energy behind that ball of spunk, she cums first, every time.

PS, to make your spunk sweeter, make sure you get your daily pineapple.

Or you can try this Super Spunk Smoothie:

• 1 cup of pineapple, fresh or canned
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1 cup of apple juice
• 1/2 teaspoon of ginger
• 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
• 2 tablespoons of honey

Good luck ;)

~Ninja