Over 16,530,208 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I didn't sleep well last night. I also left my Fubar page up and running all night. I forgot to turn my screensaver back on after watching a movie :/ So, I'm already grumpy when my alarm goes off at 6am. Imagine the jump in intensity of said grumpiness when I'm greeted by people on Fubar bitching, whining and carrying on about me supposedly ignoring them all night o_O
Ok. I said I was grumpy. That was a warning AND apology for the following bitch fest...
No, I don't want to meet up with you.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you in person.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on cam.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on chat.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on the phone.
No, I don't want to FuMarry you.
No, I don't want to marry you IRL.
No, I will not take dirty pictures for you.
No, I will not make you a salute if I don't know you.
No, I will not turn my shoutbox back on.
No, I will not give you my number.
No, I will not give you my chat info.
No, I will not give you my address so you can send me gifts. WTF?
No, I will not take pictures of my feet for you.
No, I will not fan you back.
No, I will not rate all 7436785673456 of your damn pictures.
No, I will not go to your stupid ass, annoying lounge.
No, I don't want to know and I don't care to know.
No, I will not spy on so and so for you.
No, I will not give you so and so's phone number. Another "WTF?"
No, I don't give a fuck what he/she said.
No, I probably won't make you a banner.
No, I probably won't edit your pictures.
No, I will not buy you Bling. Polish your fucking hearts out.
No. I will not buy you a damn VIP.
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Adults. Grown ass people acting like whiney, spoiled, selfish children. It's a website for crying out loud. A social networking site and no, NOT a dating website. There's a difference, you dolt.
Do you read anything like, ever? Can you read a profile BEFORE you do anything else? No salute, no add. PERIOD. Yes, I'm single. What am I looking for? I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for something. A baseball bat sounds good right about now. You wanna get to know me? Uhh, we were in process when you made that statement. You wanna see where this can go? Pffft! Dude, you're in Michigan and I'm in a little place I like to call "Reality". Oh, you come to Arizona a lot? That's nice, I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
So you wanna threaten people online? Dude, not only do text on a computer screen NOT hurt, it makes you look like the BIGGEST attention starved, emotionally damaged, instigating, Drama Queen in the history of...uhh, well, people like you :/ Save it for when you're actually in the same state, ok there, tough guy? Even then...LET IT GO.
So you broke up. Character assasination works BOTH ways, asshat. We don't wanna read about it in your status/blog. You wanna know why? WE DON'T FUCKING CARE! Grow the hell up, deal with it like an adult, keep it to yourself and get over it.
F U C K Y O U.
F U C K O F F.
Seriously, I just want to be left the hell alone. I want MY group of friends and really, that's it. Talk to them, socialize with them, blah blah blah. Yes I know I can adjust my settings, but I'm not going to shut myself down and let all the rest of you ego-maniacal, pervy, selfish fucks take over. You stay in your area and I'll stay in mine. I'm sick of the drama, the liars, the cheaters, the whores, the beggers, the games, the fakes, the fake friends. I don't even go looking for it....IT'S EVERYWHERE. I try to stay out of blogs, stay away from certain people but you just can't get away from it. Yeah, it's mostly my fault for signing in whenever I do which is less and less. The killer part is, Fubar Support can't delete my account because two of my salutes aren't in an actual folder to be deleted from. Don't ask me how that happened. It's ok though. I stay away for about a week, get bored, come back aaaaand now I remember why this social networking site is making me ANTI-social :/
I don't know what it is about Fubar.com that turns people into evil, sneaky, lying, manipulative snakes, but I hope this place burns like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Told you I was grumpy :/
