I wonder if there's a way I could arrange to skip work, play video games, eat strawberry sorbet, and have sex all at the same time.
Would the world collapse from too much hedenism and awesome in the same place at the same time?
If a day is awesome
and a tree is in the woods
does it make a sound as reality is crammed down into a singularity?
Only one way to find out.
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I left out motorcycle jumps.