70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name?
Emily
What color is your mailbox?
metal?
Are you single?
ya huh
Have you ever hit a deer?
no but ive eaten one
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
fuck NO!
What color is your room?
red n black
Do you have a small driveway?
do you have a small ass?
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
no huh
What do you do first in the morning?
tell monkey to shut up
What brand is your printer?
hp
Do you enjoy fighting with people?
most of the time...unless they're stupid
Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
curly like a mo fo
Who was your kindergarten teacher?
some dead lady
What is your ringtone?
get your freak on
Are you taller than your mom?
nope
What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
motherless sons of bitches
Are you God?
not last time i checked...
Do you like someone?
*whistles*
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
i hate colored pens. i hate black pens. blue pens only please. but only the good kind.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
yes. my back. gdi
Do you often cry during a movie?
only if it really sucks
Last phone call you received?
my moms
Last text message?
sumthin bout D's internet suckin a wet noodle thru an anal probe
Do you hate your life?
not in the least...just other people invading it...
Do you get mad easily?
are you stupid?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
whores? stupidity?
Are you cold?
yes i have T.H.O. too
Do any of your friends have kids?
uhm duh?
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
not as far as i know
Who should pay on the first date?
the person who asked?
How many years older than you are you willing to date?
ehhhh who gives a shit? oh i know. no older than my dad. eh not within 10 years of my dad...eh...not within...15 years of my dad. there ya go
Do you have any friends?
no ima big fuckin loser. wtf with the questions.
Do you have any mean friends?
those are the best kind :D
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
urine yellow.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
gee....
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
no but i've felt like pushing ppl off one...does that count?
Have you ever contemplated suicide?
i'd rather contemplate murder
Do you scratch your ears?
no...i lick them.
Who was the last person to hug you?
Raye-Raye
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
im not wearing bottoms its too hot.
How tall are you?
5'3" n 3 fuckin quarters
What is the closest blue object?
my cup
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Dick
Do you want to have kids?
ive got 3
What is the brightest color you're wearing?
pink
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
uhhhh prolly Mah Girlie ... long story<---what she said
Who do you hate the most right now?
that one person
What kind of car do you want?
i like the one i have
What is your favorite video game?
ape escape
Do you like your dad?
sometimes
Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Seasons 1 & 2 of Grey's Anatomy
Seasons 1 & 2 of House
Season 1 of Desperate Housewives
Seasons 1 - 4 of 24
Are you wearing make-up?
why would i?
Do you have a tattoo?
ya huh
Have you ever broken a pinata?
no
What time is it right now?
time to make the donuts
Do you know how to draw?
ya huh
Who loves orange soda?
*vomits*
Who did you last IM?
ok psychic survey...i just blinged mah chickie
Do you work a lot of hours?
i should..but i dont...so there
Where were you in the last 24 hours?
i ran...n fell in a hole...over a rock...make kids clean...gathered water...oh WHERE...oh uh...around mah house n stuff mostlyish
Who was the last person that called you?
a wrong number
Is there anything you regret?
filling this shittin thing out
Do you know where your family name originated from?
yes.
Is there an animal that creeps you out?
plenty of em
What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
silver
Do you use digital or film cameras?
both
Do you own an iPod?
no
Have you ever been on a charter bus?
no
Do you like going to water parks?
do you like babies on spikes?
