30 Secrets About Yourself
1. Ladies - does the carpet match the drapes? Gentlemen - Do you "log the forest"?
Um, yes. I'm too lazy to dye my hair. :)
2. Where was your default pic taken?
In my bedroom. In a hockey jersey. It's actually a cropped version of one of my NSFW pictures.
3. What's your middle name?
Marie.
4. What is one "fetish" that you have?
Being told what to do (i.e. slightly dominated). But only in bed. Outside of bed, um, no fuckin' way. :)
5. No names, but would you sleep with anyone on your friends list?
Hm. Yes. 'course, they're all long-distance and/or married/committed.
6. What was the name of the person you lost your virginity to?
Jeff Marker. My first boyfriend. At 20.
7. What color underwear are you wearing?
Turquoise and maroon patterned string bikinis.
8. Man on top; woman on top or something else?
Man on top. I like plain ol' missionary, so shoot me.
10. Name of one lover you regret.
Cody. Does he count as a lover if he was "saving himself for marriage" but would do everything else? (Yes, you can see how annoying he was.) I also regret Omer, the Pakistani polo-playing prep school dude. My attempt at random casual one-night stand, who convinced me that yes, indeed, I wasn't cut out for one-night stands. Although I guess I don't regret it that much 'cuz at least I learned that from the experience. :)
11. Where is the "most dangerous" place that you have ever had sex?
Not my thing. So, "under the nose of my parents" is about as dangerous as it got. Mostly I'm a private sex kinda girl.
12. Give yourself a porn name.
The porn star name generator says it's Boopsie Hammer.
13. Have you ever slept with a married man/woman?
Only the one I was married to. :) I don't knowingly touch married.
14. What is the name of a song you like "getting it on" to?
Honestly, one of the few times in my life when I don't give a shit about music. I wouldn't be listening!
15. Would you ever be turned on by someone of the same sex?
Yes. Once in awhile. I only tend to be attracted to women I *really* fall for, though, so it doesn't happen that often.
16. Ladies - Do you "Click your mouse"; Gentleman - Do you frequently run into "Rosy Palm"?
Um, yeah? Often? Who doesn't? (How come the guys get "frequently" and we don't?)
17. Have you ever cried during an "o"?
No.
18. Do you have any "in the act" pics on your computer (you in the act of fornicating)?
Nope. I'm at work, so... definitely NOT! But I don't have any on my home computer, either.
19. Have you ever played "dress up" in the boudoir?
Not really.
20. What is your "secret" to attracting the opposite sex?
Uhh... mostly I'm just myself. I have no real secrets. I sit there in my normal casual clothes, no makeup on, sometimes even wet hair when the guys have no consideration for scheduling, and they just JUMP ME. Weird.
22. Have you ever done anything that general society would consider "depraved" in the bedroom?
Probably :)
23. Do you actually enjoy adult movies?
Mostly they bore me. I like hentai a little better.
25. Have you ever re-enacted something you saw in an adult movie?
No.
27. If someone of the opposite sex were to make a gesture out in public to successfully seduce you, what would it be?
I cannot think of any gesture that a man would make that would ever successfully seduce me. Conversation does it, though. :)
28. Have you every used "Porn talk" in bed?
I AM a porn movie in bed. It makes me laugh at myself... or I would be if I weren't, ya know, too busy moaning and screaming.
29. Which of the senses is the most important in the sack?
Touch, but scent is a close second for me. I'm massively turned on by the smell of people (healthy clean person smell) and sex. Also sound. I like noises.
30. Can you truthfully name every single person you have ever messed around and/or slept with?
No. Every slept with, yes, absolutely. Even ever had oral with. But I was in college. I went to frat parties at U of Minnesota. I have NO idea the names of some of the people that I randomly messed around with at parties. Let alone spring breaks in Florida.
