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Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

created on 03/10/2011  |  http://fubar.com/augurs-martyrs-and-agnostics/b340021  |  8 followers

Tonight centered around some porch talk.
And drama.
And prolonged panic attacks.

I didn't really settle in til I had a bottle of water, and some light conversation.

... there's the cue for Pete.

Weird timing.

I got the offer to be someone's father.

... does that even make sense?

"I think he should just live here, he's a great guy, he can cook, and he's always cleaning up whenever something falls over or there's broken glass, or closing the door so the dog doesn't get out".

"yeah! he could have our little pagan babies and teach them to cook for hot ladies, and teach them to be clever!"


That happened.

So did drinking too much rum, and hitting on a GORGEOUS guy.

... serious.

I just
had to say something.

Rum emboldened me.
So I told him he was beautiful.

He told me I was beautiful too... and then he asked if I was gay.

I smiled and said "no... at least I don't think I am".

But I'm pretty sure I was blushing.

Then tail-wag tiny redhead and I got the demons out.
Talked a while.

And she claimed she weighed 90lbs...
I picked her up with ease, curled her a few times (to uproarous laughter) and told her

"I'm thinking more like 80".


... so I did it again.

"yeah. 80."

And there was drama.

Making out with the wrong people
at the wrong times
at the pretty not fucking cool times
possibly hurting people I care about.

And that sucked.
In a big way.

She (different chick) even gave me a sideways grin, and ... I think tried to drag me out the door with her when she left.

In a not-so-just-friends way.

Greatest failure of the night?

Not getting a kiss goodnight.

Got a lot of hugs.

And a TON of high fives for some reason >>

I guess I'm still lonely
and a volatile, ass grabbing, flirtatious drinker.

Some people have decided to find that charming.

I feel like I'm leaving something out.
Possibly a big something, or a dozen small somethings.


Had some zingers.
Had one too many.
Don't like being drunk around people... even if I get to grab a couple people
and tell em they're beautiful.

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