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Cabin Fever - Not Yet Finished
Mid-winter. There's snow everywhere, and more freshly falling in the moonlight. If you look up the hill you can spot my cabin in a small blot of thin woods. There's a light glow coming from the windows, a glow caused by the warm fire burning in the great room. That was the main reason I bought this cabin, no electricity, only simple human necessities. I come up here once or twice a month, always on a weekend. The cabin is simple in design, but complex in creature comforts. Heat is derived from the fireplace and warms up the one room cabin. It's a one story building, great room with a bookcase and easy chair in front of the fireplace; a loft that sits overtop the kitchen. You can find me in front of the fireplace, sitting in the chair, holding a book. Most of my time is spent staring at the fire but the book is held in case I escape my wandering mind long enough to read a page or two. My life is simple, hard-working lawyer trying to hold a firm together by myself. No time

My Mistress, My Artist
My Mistress, My Artist Lovely Mistress, Be my Artist! Strip me naked And make my bare buttocks Your Canvas. Do not sketch faintly: With leather belt as Your brush Paint in boldest of strokes! With unleashed inspiration Paint in vivid patterns of Passion. Paint on, My Mistress. With the fiery color of Love Artfully apply Your brush Until Your canvas Bears stripe upon stripe And flesh blushes bright hues of scarlet. Paint on, Beloved Mistress! Paint until the tender quivering canvas Is transformed Into Your Proud crimson masterpiece

Life Is But A Dream
Life is but a Fantasy Life is but a fantasy with no ending Whispers of forever that is but a day The empty words with no meaning Promises given with no thought Fairy tales of love and caring But a lie told with no second thought Kisses and caresses given without a care Hatred ringing as a truth untold Pain engulfing oh so real Battered hearts and souls Broken bodies and spirits Tears flowing unnoticed Desolate cries uttered unheard A mind in a whirl not knowing Happiness is but a fairy tale told To ones who want to believe By those knowing it is but a fable Promises of a tomorrow that will never come Life is but a fantasy with no ending And forever is but a day xxx x xxxxx Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx

Foundry Cams: Paige, Countess, And Silvia Rock Out To 'mother' By Carbon 9
Three of our breathtaking beauties from FOUNDRY CAMS, Paige, Countess, and Silvia, sent us some drool-worthy footage. Our friends CARBON 9 (click to download their tunes!) sent us their cover of DANZIG's classic "Mother". We thought these girls and this song would make an explosive combination, and one hell of a music video. After watching it once, we nearly broke our arms patting ourselves on the back. We also nearly soaked our jeans with drool. Click the pic to watch PAIGE, COUNTESS, and SILVIA make thier mothers proud! (like the pun? eh?) Of course, if there is an ounce of feeling left in your arms after seeing that clip, you should click over to FOUNDRY CAMS and cam up with these girls LIVE... GO NOW! Special thanks to CARBON 9 Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to: FoundryMusic c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC PO Box 257 Millington, NJ 07946

Dr. Seuss
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

The Apple Ii
He tried to replay in his mind the meeting with this strange woman, to pull up from his memory file the way she looked at him when he took a bite of the apple: her animalistic cold eyes and a carnivorous smile that lifted the corners of her mouth in such a mysterious yet conspiratory way. He clearly remembered every second of that occurrence, her every gesture and sound, but any memory previous to that moment was completely erased from his brain, and no matter how hard he tried, he just could not recall where and under which circumstances he could have met her. He could hardly tell whether this was a dream or reality, having only the physical evidence of this event taking place to confirm the latter, so this amnesia was not surprising whatsoever. Whether or not it happened, he knew he wanted to see her again, to smell that exotic aroma of sandalwood and vanilla mixed in with some unknown to him spices, to have those wild eyes glare at him again, revealing the fire glowing deep inside.

Self Factor
I have spent my whole life being a people pleaser, always trying to give a kind word and lifting spirits, All those things r all good, but in doing all that I found myself forgetting one person, ME!! I've allowed others to disrespect me and yes at times degrade me, I let people make me a option instead of a priority and would do what ever it took to keep them from not liking me.I've learned in my 48yrs of life, that people will only treat you the way u allow them to, so if u don't respect and love who u r, then neither will anyone else.A good friend of mine once told me,"you have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired, well Im there. My point in all this is ,its time for me to get back to self, starting with self respect,and stop letting other define who I am as a person.And if they are truely a friend, they will still be there with or without me doin things or saying things to please them , and the ones who are only here just to get that ego stroke and those of u who know me ,kn

Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working Be afraid of old ladies: be very afraid as they have been there and done everything!

Cheating Wives....
Before I start I just wanna say I know this doesn't aply to most and if it doesn't maybe you know someone it does. It happened to me and several others I know. Anyway along with the topic of haters I figured this goes with it. How is a woman gonna say she loves a man for years knowing he's in the military, marry him and then fuck his world over when he gets deployed or has to go away for training or w/e other reason for any extended amount of time? I mean is it really so hard to be faithfull to a person you love? I know that many women and men don't have this problem but for those that do seriously wtf is wrong here? I speak from experience in this b/c last time I deployed a little over two years ago I was married and for some reason those that knew what was going on while I was gone decided not to tell me. I came home to an empty apartment, empty bank account, and a pregnant wife that I hadn't seen in 6months+ but was 2 1/2 months along. I feel bad for those that this happens to, but

Blonde Joke..
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt..so Idid. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... " And here I am. See, Blonde Men do exist.

Tired Of @#$%$
all my life ive had nothing but hatred for everyone,you looked at me wrong i stright fuck you up,im still that way i just hate fucking ppl i wish theyd all get slaughtered and with that been said i just dont have anything nice to say to ppl they can all die and fuck a duck for alli care but one thing is sure no mother fucker in this world can replace the effects that i can have on ppl,i love turning ppl into haters like my self and my plague will spread like a disease and infect everyone, hahahahahahahah you cant stop this flow of evil that i bring.

The Guy's Side Of The Story :)
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but I can't on Fridays, I golf."

My Dad
So finally my dad caved in and called me. We both are extremely stubborn and grudge holding. So when he gets pissed that I dont call, he doesn't call either. ANd I don't...but this time he finally broke down and called. Ofcourse the conversation ended with him telling me how successful his stepdaughter is in her real estate career, and how some magazine has published her modeling career pics. WTF? Puke... I reminded that she is a 26 year old that married a loaded 50 year old dude in Mexico (she is half Panaman, half Russian, and was born in Mexico), and that maybe I could find myself a sugar daddy to do the same in order to be a "successful real estate shit". He said I was being bitter and silly. I was like WTF??! Then I was completely out of food, so I went to his place to raid his fridge (he lives a floor above me), and...the living room wall has her pics all over...one of them in a see thru top, where you can see her boobs...I was like WTF??! I asked him why

From Me For You^^
I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET, a secret of my own,I want to share it w/u, in my little poem.. It is something Special to Me, It is something that i Love, It is something special from Me, It is Called my LITTLE HUG.^^

Dick Ma Tized
DICK MA TIZED HYPNO TIZED BY THE RISING OF THE SUN THE HYPNOSIS SAW THE LIGHT ITLIPS ARE BOUND Not held that tight BY A CODE THAT CANNOT BIND A CONTRACT With lips form dust In absence BE IF IT WASN’T BUT WAS INTRIGUE that had LUST with it’s UNIQUE FEATURES LIP SYNCING COMPREHENDED TRUST KICKING UP DUST DICK MA TIZED HYPNO TIZED BY THE RISING OF THE SUN CLEANSING THE VOICES INSIDE THE ROOM CALIGRAPHIC IMAGES PORTRAITS PAINTING WET KISSES INTERLUDING THE ASUMMING OF THE CHANGE OF THE GUARD He is not PUSSuaded She is without a doubt DICK MA TIZED SHE IS HYPNOTIZED BY HIS SIZE DICK MA TIZED HER STYLE SHE IS USHERING HIM NOW WOW SHE NEVER FELT THAT BEFORE NOW Hips open lips whispers The center PURSUADED the BODY MANIPULATED THE EQUATION NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT BEFORE NOW WHY ARE THOSE THAT DON’T CARE HERE NOW SHE IS

Restless
I hate being restless; I can't ever sit in one place, I have to move, which being in Shitcago is hard to do. I've been traveling since I was 2 years old, so its in my blood. I cant wait to go back to Europe for a year or two. Grrr, just another year

Three Years
Three years ago today my cousin, jonathan was killed in a car wreck, i was there when it happened, not cool. The bastards at my church said it was drug related, but he had just gotten clean, so that wasn't the case. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

The Spider And The Fly
Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly, 'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there." Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again." "I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high; Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the Spider to the Fly. "There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin, And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!" Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said, They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!" Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, " Dear friend what can I do, To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you? I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice; I'm sure you're very welcome -- will you please to take a slice?" "Oh no, no," said t

Its Okay On A Wensday
I am actually pretty tired. I mean I look in the mirror and think "Damn Lauren get some shut eye". I hope I`ll get around to getting a new piercing this week or next...but thats if like the guy is there. Anyway.....I`m kind of mad at some of the chicks who are dressing like they are 21 but they are....42...84...years old. Seriously wearing heavy eyeliner and a pink strip in your bleached out mop doesnt knock 20 years off your face. Now I don`t care if you are...42...84..years old nothings wrong with it but when you like wear lil thongs with fucking hello kitty on the back flap of fabric...its kind of nasty. It reminds me of that whole hard candy thing...you know men who want to fuck lil girls? I watched Hello Kitty when I was little and it is kind of a shame to see her image being flashed at me between the legs of a old twat. Personally when I was little I thought I was Hello Kitty....yeah. Anyway I`m tired of seeing cleavage of any kind as a default picture...I`ve seen too much on fu

Spin And Tiff
Two of my favorite people are going to be really sad today. Spin is going home. I just want to let everyone know that these two people are sooooo special to me and I have enjoyed the time watching young love again. He is amazing and is welcome in my home and family anytime. He will be really missed we have all grown to love this man. As for my baby girl. Mommy is here to give you love. You may not be able to see him for awhile but the love you share is strong enough to last. So say your see you later, not good byes. Knowing that you will be together again really soon. Muahz love mom

Old Cowboy ???
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and you think you know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to hell for ya........ An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy

Magentic Poetry
I wrote these two poems using magnetic poetry. 5/12/02 * * * * * * We bring over ecstatic night in slow drinking Let night take this empty love from you Give up agony and embrace joy from solitary places 6/6/04 * * * * * Say yes to my burn Take my fire between your hands Sweat and grind until your pink turns black Pleasure will be a salve for the hottest of pain Sizzling the summer night away, a flaming ache will consume your soul While the world becomes an ember in our wake Unsure as the sea Disbelievers will evaporate into nothingness The heat of our love turning all else to ashes and dust Hot, red beauty will be all that remains A delicious taste of more to come

Any Day Now =)
well i've reached the point where i can go into labor any day now i'm 36 week's(9 months)and i'm super excited about this...I'll finely meet my son and i'll once again be able to sleep on my tummy (YAY) so if any of you are kind enough to get me a new VIP so when he does come i can post pic's of him would be great much love and respect to all my close friends and family

Our Government And Taxes
i got this in a email and thought id share it will my fellow fubarians Subject: TAXES - NOT FUNNY! At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end. Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put thes

So You Think (kinda Morbid)
The stage is set, the puppets are all stringed up, each by hands they will walk, the conclusion to a dynasty of lives is coming to it's climax. Fodder for thought, hands at the edge of seats, leaning forward just to think. So you think it'll be a good ending, as the puppets dance for their masters, and you start to smile, becoming a little cocky from the rush it hands out, the climax is always better when you are prepared. To bad the climax becomes the ending that you never dreamed would come, blood spurts across awed and then stunned faces, the puppets all to real. Arteries bleed in full fold across the screenplay that was your fairy tale. It's falling apart before your eyes and you can't do anything, but watch the puppets demise. You can curse, and cry perhaps wipe the blood off your face, but you can't do anything to make this a happy ending, to a fucked up play. Curtains close, all is silent. You've been had, but you survived it. When the curtains reopen you should hear clapping re

Medical Secretaries
These are sentences actually typed by Medical Secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow UK 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down

The Will
To gain victory, you have to clentch your fists & fight for it. At first YOU WILL FAIL. Many times you will fail. But until you fully quit, you will never completely loose. Failure is the fuel which ignites sucess. Inspiration to TRY HARDER. Failure is life's way of sayin' "NOT tough enough yet", "NOT smart enough yet",... ONLY the strong willed will turn failure into inspiration. The weak...will use it to signal their resignation. ALL life settles proportionately according to a mans will. It's what drives the strong ahead. It's what makes people like me....a tank. I say...BRING THE PAIN. Let adversity rain down like a shower of daggers. Let the weak be squered. Let the warriors knock them aside like annoying gnats. The strong DO NOT put their fate in the hands of others; they get off their asses and MAKE SHIT HAPPEN. To the victors in this battle ...go the spoils. Cowards and conformist "sheep" recieve pain. They deserve the sand kicked in their face, 'cause they crawl like w

Looking For 300
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Happy Valentine's Day
From time to time A stranger appears And presses a button That starts emotions Churning within us But it’s not so much that person As it is our interpretation Of what they can mean to our Life That makes our throat dry Our speech hesitant But worst of all Makes us so very, very Vulnerable Happy Valentine’s Day Yes it is a commercial Day to which Greeting Card Companies, Flower Shops, Bakery’s, Restaurants and Gift Boutiques prosper. We are given choices. One could choose to boycott Valentine’s Day. I could not argue with anyone on that it seems to be a day to which we treat those we love more special then on the day before or days after. Seems we have to look on a calendar to treat one another nicer and that should not be. One could choose t

The Song Of True Love's Heart
subject: The song of True Love's Heart post date: 2007-09-05 17:08:48 views: 19 comments: 1 ratings: 0 I danced alone forever Eyelids sealed and closed Floating on like magic A life superimposed Outside I was happy A ray of shining light Inside I was silent Stiller than the night No one interrupted They all watched from afar No one dared to touch me For who can touch a star? All who saw were happy Hearts over filled with joy And so I danced forever Ageless as a toy One day I heard music A far and distant strain A song I had not heard before A melody of pain I floated o'er the clouds To find this aching form A heart that danced for no one A spirit weak and worn I opened up my eyes To see a weeping soul A fallen star lay battered A heart no longer whole He peered up through his shadows To see an angel's face He pondered at my presence Entrapped by brilliant grace He reached his hand to mine And held it to my chest I faltered in

Your Rules, My Life
subject: Your Rules, My Life post date: 2007-09-16 00:34:35 views: 15 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This was the second song I wrote with my old band Punk Band, "Five Finger Discount" I was the bass player, but the lead vocalist and I would switch positions (hehe that sounds dirty), him on the bass & me on the mike, so I could sing my own material. Ah, 19, where the worst fear was not finding a guy to date me, the most annoying thing was curfew, and all my money went towards concerts, Cd's and college text books... Your Rules, My Life Refrain -------- I shed these tears unabashedly 'Cause you don't understand me I don't know what you want me to do I'm just following your rules (x3) Verse #1 --------- No matter what you do You can't see through my eyes I'm so unpredictable Something you despise I am an individual I don't fit your plan Spontaneous and impulsive Catch me if you can You just go out of your way To try and get me mad Seize any opportunity

My Ghost Hunting Experince
or the lack of thereof. Sooo... I arrived to a designated address at 8pm, and thanks to wonderful Chicago parking, had to park under a bridge, then walk half a mile to the building. When I arrived, I seated myself in this odd looking room full of people, with a seance table in the middle. THe "medium" was this annoying weirdass dude with his face crudely painted black, and a Rastafarian tri-colored cap (??) He was huge, and extremely fuckin annoying, The whole time he was playing with candles and incense, lighting them up and putting them out in his mouth. Then we started a seance, holding hands and all that shit, and had to decide whom to call out. Since no one had any fuckin idea, the organizer dude named some random guy that was famous in the area, and died somewhere around there also. THe "medium" started answering the questions, as if that guy was speaking through him. He was obviously more full of shit than Oprah, answered in a most vague, trivial way, and didn't k

Writer's Block
after a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean loaning and company doesn't mean security and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defects with your head up and your eyes open with grace of an adult not the grief of a child you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans after awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get to much so, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers and you learn that you really can endure.......that you really are strong and you really do have worth, you love, you lose, you learn then you learn to love all over again Im willing to make major sacrfices in the game, lose everything, put everything to the side as they say just to see you HAPPY................ I swear it aint easy DAMED if you do DAME

Fuckin Asshole People
me and boss drive up to newport back bay, 1/2 hour drive and walk on to job site. fuckin dentist comes out of his office and says "you can`t set up ladders in my lobby, i have patients coming in. make arrangements with security to do this when office is closed" and walks away. so then we have another 1/2 hour drive home/ 1 wasted hour. fuckin ass wants us to come back after working hours? fuck him in his ass, i`ll go back but what was going to be a 2 hour job just turned into a 4 hour premium rate job and it was on his insistence that we showed up this morning i fuckin hate people ok i`m done venting, just had to get that out

Crs
CRS I got the CRS today, so go blow me, if you can. Opps… I ain’t got a penis for you to blow. See I told you got this issue on my back today, it’s called CRS. Damn it all…. Do I have to spell it out of you? Okay. C A N ‘ T What the fuck….is the next word? I know I should know it. Oh okay…. I got it now. R E M E M B E R Opps my brain is gone again. I know it’s a bad word. Fuck… I know its something everything in life does. Hot damn… I got it. S H I T Does that help you out? Yeah bitch, I can smack the fuck out you, I say to the police. I have this problem today. It’s called…. CRS. I can’t remember shit. If you come around me again, if you be all male, well let me say. I have this issue about names. CRS deal. Plus when you got no dick worth pulling out to fuck me with, than please man... Can you please come down with CRS too, so you can get the fuck out of my face? Cause if you drop those baggy jeans, I will laugh my a

Lost Cherry Night In The After Dark
ATTN: ALL OLD SCHOOL LOST CHERRY USERS, COME IN the AFTER DARK WITH YOUR ORIGINAL LOST CHERRY PICTURE AND SCREEN NAME, AND LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS TO BE IN A DRAMA FREE, RULE FREE, BLING FREE, HAPPY HOUR FREE, AND ALL THE EXTRA CRAP THAT WE WORRY ABOUT NOW KINDA NIGHT... YES THAT SENTANCE RAN ON FOREVER, SORRY! CLICK THE LINK AND LETS GO BACK IN TIME! CHEERS!

Please Help My Friend!
Soooo, my best friend is doing Relay for Life this year, and I'd love it if you all could sponsor him! Even just a dollar would go a long way toward ending cancer around the world. I plan to donate $20, and his goal is just $50. Please help him reach his goal! Who knows? I might have a special treat for those of you who donate Here's the link to donate online: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/robertjackson Thanks guys! Erin

Let's See Who See's Me
The crimson river flows Following the course that all rivers take The path of least resistance From the corner of your mouth It pools and then slips Down your chin Leaving in it’s wake A trail of heartbreak Pain and anguish. Your stare, wide and full of life Begins to fade But my grip does not Another small river The last to be born Reveals itself in your right eye Mixing with your tears And tracing a path That ends on my fingers. I loosen my grip And your head slumps back Exposing your neck And the fading color of your skin I kiss your lips Mixing your blood Your tears And our saliva On my tongue. Have you ever looked so beautiful? Have you ever tasted so wonderful? Have you ever felt such release? Have I ever been so in love As I am at this moment?

Eureka
What does it mean to be alone? I am all alone in this world, full of heartless people. Haunted by the memories of my past. So many words to describe my burning heart. My fate is sealed. Why won’t this sickness inside me die? I can’t relate to a happy state of mind. Why be tempted by happiness? It all turns to shit in the end. Why is everything so complicated? I always love, love the ones I cannot have or do not love me.

Jan-7-09 Player
player Someone who uses someone else for sex or other favors, usually by charming the victim until they fall in love with them. Can be shortened to "playa." Lamar's such a playa. I seen him with Nikki last night but I know he's with Amber, and latasha thinks she's his girl. He's playin' them all.

Low Formation
Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special? Any response would be appreciated.

Hi For All
hi. what's up? you gotta drop me so often. MY NAME IS MEHDI IAM NURSE IN HOSPITAL AND I AM 30 YEAR'S OLD.AND I LIVE IN IRAN TEHRAN.MY PHON NUMBER IS 0098-936-26-5-46-86 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U . U R REALY LOVELY AND beautiful.PLZ GO TO YAHOO 360 AND SEARCH : MEHDI MOHAMMADI AND U SEE 2 PROFILE ON ME WHO NAME IS GHALBEBOZORG. VISIT MY SITE OR MY BLOG.PLZ DO THIS WAY

Life...
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS WIERD AT TIMES.. SITTING HERE ON MY BED AND LISTING AND WATCHING MY BOYS PLAY ....WOW THEY ARE SO CUTE AS HELL...THEY ARE SOOOO FUNNY AT IMES AND AT THE OTHER TIMES THEY WELL DRIVE YOU MAD....I LOVE IT VERY MUCH MISS IT VERY MUCH .....

Think Of Me
why do you choose to lock me away do i offend you with my passion has my looks become hideous in your eyes why do you cower from my touch when you use to say my touch brought you to life no longer do you gaze into my eyes but instead you tell me to go my lips are dying without you a taste of me was it so bad locking me away in this dark empty place but i fear your efforts are in vain long after you rip all of me to pieces i will remain in some form near you whether its the song you cant stop humming the perfume you smell in forgotten rooms the touch of lips at night during a dream you have tasted me and i have you this i say with every ounce of my being i am the passion you sought out missing from your life i am the laughter you felt robbed of i am the warmth you thought would never come i will always be here even now you cant help but think of me as you read this letter to you

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The wind whispers The worry I feel The dark gathering Of fear within my heart Twisting at the ties that bind souls, Mine to another. To be unable to Do more than Reach these arms out To hold you as you suffer, Cuts deeply in A broken soul. How can I heal another And save you from woe, When my own heart laid bare Has never healed from even the most minor blow? I rage at my limbs Hanging useless As I wish to take from you Pain and sorrow. But in wisdom gained from Life unyielding, I hang my head knowing That to release you from your pain I deny you your strength. Forgive me yet child, For wisdom fails in the hearts Relentless charge And protect you from that which Graces all lives I may try again. Let us hope I hope I only partially Succeed.

Family Photos
Reliving the moments, Through small snapshots. It brings tears to my eyes, And pain mixed with joy to my heart. No one must know Of the awful deed. Nightmares relive the past Like the photos so often shown. Bringing long forgotten moments To my heart. If only they would stay buried…

Long Ago And Far Away
“Untitled” Here I sit All full of hate Who now Will I segregate Will I love and lose Will I lust and gain Don’t know what to chose All I see are chains Locked within my mind I’m beaten with bars I won’t look behind Above and beyond I can see the stars Of those left behind All are bones A heart full of love Turned to stone Through love lost With agony and pain You must suffer To earn your reign Through hate and fear Are proper gears? A machine of hate Lost in the dust of years The reaper comes With passing time Through palace or slum Without reason or rhyme There is a dreadful hell Where sinners must With devils dwell In darkness, fire, and chains Steel will rust Chains will break How many hearts Will I forsake? Warchild 1998

In Case You Were Wondering
Vegansexual A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan. "I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex. I'm vegansexual, and I saw you eating chicken at Louie's house last week." 2. vegansexual Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions. Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat! sex vegan vegetable sexual sexy attractive semen vegetarian intercourse vegansexual The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers. Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal re

When I Have Time
I'm gonna be a busy lady here soon. Not gonna be around to chat or much of anything else. I also will not be buying anymore goodies on here. So I can't return certain things. I just gotta keep moving. Always your friend...just a little busy with life. Love to you all. Sorry if I disappoint you.

Group Warns New Internet Worm Set To Attack April 1
OTTAWA - A malicious cyber worm could wreak havoc on millions of potentially infected computers April 1 - or it could all be one big April Fool's joke. But the Canadian Internet Registration Authority isn't taking any chances when it comes to the latest variant of the Conficker worm. CIRA, which manages Canada's dot-ca (.ca) domain name registry, warned Tuesday that millions of computers running Microsoft's operating system may have been infected since the worm began spreading last fall. Beginning April 1, the worm is expected to force infected computers to randomly generate and connect to 50,000 web URLs a day from 110 domains around the world, including dot-ca domains. A secret "command-and-control" file instructing the worm to perform malicious actions could be hidden on any one of those URLs. "This command-and-control computer that all of the infected computers are going to try to reach out to is hosted under a particular domain name," said Byron Holla

3-26-09
hey there world how are we today? I'm good. Just sitting around the house. Doing nothing. I'm just looking at the page and seeing all the nice people on here and what they are saying on their page. And i'm a support of our troops and what they are doing here and over seas. I have an older brother who was in the Army and has been out since Aug of 2007 for medical problems and now he is frighting for his rights here unlike me and i think that is wrong. Like all the others who are in there, he was willing to give up his life to fright for freedom and now he is frighting another war he shouldn't be frighting here in the states and that is Not right of the USA to do that to him and all the other people who were willing to do what he was willing to do.

Test For Auction
AUCTION AUCTION!! THE LOUNGE SOLDIER'S CREED IS HAVING A AUCTION AND HAVE MANY PEOPLE UP FOR AUCTION FOR ANYONE TO BUY! THIS IS JUST ONE PERSON THAT IS IN THE AUCTION, NURSE MADONNA WHO IS THE OWNER IN THE LOUNGE IT IS A COMMENT AUCTION. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COMMENT ON THE PERSON'S PICTURE THAT YOU WANT TO OWN. THERE IS A CONVERSION CHART AND ALSO A RULES PICTURE. THERE ARE A TOTAL OF 23 PEOPLE IN THIS AUCTION. YOU WOULD BE SURE TO FIND SOMEONE YOU WANT TO OWN.

Mommy Whats Wrong.....
so your lil boy is getting dressed for school. and sees you, your eye all most swollen completly shut. what little bit is open, is red and burning. what can you tell him? oh dont worry hunny, i just took a blast to the eye, forhead, up the nose, both cheeks, and down the throat.... no thats not going to work is it.... so what do you say when he askes? "mommy whats wrong with your eye?" comments? thoughts?

A List Of Sex Posistions!
This list of sex positions describes the sex positions which people may adopt for the purpose of sexual intercourse and other sexual acts. Sexual acts are generally described by the positions the participants take in order to perform those acts. Alfred Kinsey used six primary positions as categories.[1] Since the number of positions that can be used for sex is essentially limitless,[2] this list is not exhaustive. Contents [hide] 1 Penetrative positions 1.1 Penetrating partner on top with front entry 1.2 Penetrating from behind 1.3 Receiving partner on top 1.4 Sitting and kneeling 1.5 Standing 1.6 Anal sex positions 1.7 Less common positions 1.8 Using furniture or special apparatus 1.9 Positions to promote or prevent conception 1.10 Positions during pregnancy 2 Non-penetrative positions 2.1 Genital-genital sex 3 Oral sex positions 3.1 Fellatio 3.2 Cunnilingus 3.3 Sixty-nine 3.4 Anilingus 4 Other positions 5 Group sex 5.1 With three participan

The Love Story Of Ralph And Edna...
> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you > want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with > all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a > mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the > hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep > end. > > He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the > bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director > became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately > ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now > considered her to be mentally stable. > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, > I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're > being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond > to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person > you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound > mindedness. > > The bad news is, R

Where Did You Go
You say you^ll join us for a walk on the clouds....Then we^ll join you for a rise to the stars....And whats yours will finally be ours....For we are so sad...As we look to the sky...For your star shined like eyes....As you left us wondering...Where did you go...Where did you go...And where did you go....For you did not die die....Your just frozen inside....Inside frozen....Its just death...So just celebrate....Celebrate the Angel inside....And where did you go...Where did you go...For where did you go....As we close our eyes....We see a shining star...As we look to the sky....To see your star shined eyes...And where did you go---

You Are Invited!
Come talk with me on everything Wicca. I would love to know if there are any more like me in the Tallahassee/ Crawfordville, Florida locations. I will post a photo later when I can get my camera hooked to the computer. Maybe on my 4 day weekend coming up. I just would like to know I'm not alone in my religious world. Please blog in and show your pride and support!!

Broken Promises
BROKEN PROMISES You’ve made one too many? Are you even aware. Now I wonder, If you even care. Your words mean nothing, Out of your mouth they flow. I used to hang on your lines, But that was long ago. You have crossed the line. Between right and wrong. Your broken promises, Have become a dyeing song. So get on going, Find another fool. Cause this one, Has heard enough of your bull. copyright jas 2007

4/9/09 Fluffy Starr Blog
New Live Photos: Junofest Some photos, courtesy of my friend Shawn. Tutu-mania!!!!!!!So Easter long weekend officially starts in a few hours! Maybe it's started where you live. What are you going to do? Hunt for Easter eggs? Eat turkey? See your family? Dress up like the Easter Bunny and terrorize small children? Eat tons of chocolate? Or kill your liver due to profuse partying? Can you guess which one(s) I'm going to do? Happy Easter!!!x Fluffy D. Bunnykins.

The Mary Poppins Bible...
The Mary Poppins Bible The Umerican Translation Chapter One. The world according to Bob..... And Bob decided the universe was a very lonely and boring place so The Bob took it upon himself to form a new craze. And what was this craze you ask, well my friends this craze has absolutely nothing to do with anything. This craze only pertains to two people on the face of the Earth. Bob had been watching these people for almost 29 years now and finally decided they should meet. The circumstances involving their meeting need not be discussed at this time. All you need to know is it happed when someone passed a phone to their friend and said " here talk to Penny" . Now you might be wondering what all this has to do with The Mary Poppins Bible or The Book as it is often referred to. The answer is simple....... Absolutely nothing...... Now one thing we must make very clear is that none of this will be very clear. There may be sometimes when you think The Book is starting to make sense,

Lounge Reviews..
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Not Backing Down
NOT BACKING DOWNwhy do people push mewhy do they bother mewhen i am so far from homewhy do they thinkthey can push me aroundi am a manof sharp mind and muscle boundi stand no disrespecti will take no onesattemps to belittle mei am a mani have a name and you will use iti dont push welli dont back downfor any man women or childi wont back downi wont take the disrespect anymorei have had to many bad daysbecause other people decidedthat i should have onei am no longer care whatthey want me to bei wont let thempush me around anymorecopyright jas 2009

The Little Steps
Every day we are together, we take a little step,closer to each other from the day that we first met.We started out as just good friends, we planned it from the start,we left it to the little steps to guide our loving hearts.Every day we are together, we take a little step,as we learn new things about each other, with each other we are less inept.Each step together finds common ground, on which our friendship's based,important little steps these are, our foundations are better placed.Every day we are together, we take a little step,each step becomes more intimate, each step becomes more heartfelt.Our feelings for each other, now surface to the fore,from like to love, they're changing form, our love is growing more.Every day we are together, we take a little step,our love for each other is quickening pace, from each other we can't be kept.Our love is growing ever stronger, to blossom like a flower,when we're apart, we pine away, whilst counting down the hours.Every day we are together,

Well Its About Time.....
so the last few days have been pretty frikn sweeet.... theres nothin like LA......im soooo glad im back home...its been almost 1 year since i left here....... but it looks like ima be here for a while....so yeah.......its bout fikn time. rp

I Hate Everything
i think people need to stick with there own race cuz we dont need anymore of these halfbreed gigaboo kids running around. and one more thing to the dumbass fucking people who think love is real u folks need grow up thats like saying god is real when he isnt none of that shit is true. and if any of u have a problem with that its not my pron maybe u dumbfucks should get smarter.

Is This Wrong
My ex boyfriend has an girlfriend and i'm not use to her let and he just pushes me away because she is around then that get me mad about that toobut then i told him that its hard for me to let go of him but i told him i would get to know her but it will take time for me to do that but i will some time and i told him i don't want my kid around her untill i do know her very well too.

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Lovers
>NickG: how come?NickG: your pretty creepyNickG: actually, I would like to kill you first, then have sex with youNickG: first you wanna have sex and then u wanna kill me. thats really weird->NickG: why is that weird?NickG: because your talking about killing me->NickG: why?NickG: thats kinda weird->NickG: so I can dismember youNickG: lol why do u need a chainsaw?->NickG: yes, can i bring my chainsaw?NickG: tonight?->NickG: at like 9NickG: when are you coming?NickG: 7171 w gunisson->NickG: sure, whats your address?NickG: or you can come over tonightNickG: my place. 4 oclock->NickG: name a place and timeNickG: ok where at?->NickG: tomorrowNickG: very nice. when?->NickG: ofcourse i will fuck youNickG: do you like me?->NickG: yes, I go to the circusNickG: do you fool around?->NickG: yupsNickG: are you married?

I'm Happy About Something That Happien Today
i went to go take the writen test for diving but its took me two time to do it unstill i pass it lol but i was so happy after ward.i'm on the other hand i would have to wait untill sep untill i get to get my diving id but i think that an good thing to but i have to dive with someone in an car at all time but what i want to know from everybody how many time u had to take the test over.

Genes
I was talkin to my mom the other night, and we got to talkin about genes, since that was her job field. Is it wrong to be mad at someone for passing on all the bad genes? Out of all the awesome qualities that both my parents and grandparents have, I got stuck with shit. My mom has a PhD but is short and has bad sinuses. Guess which trait I've inherited? Dad has a PhD, bad temper, migraines. Which ones did I get? Grandma had a PhD, huge boobs, and wonderful personality. But she had a poor self control. Again, wtf did I get stuck with? Granpa has a PhD, but can't do anything for himself for shit. Yay, lets guess. So out of all the smart ppl in my fam, I have inherited all their negative qualities it seems. Its like they had some bad sex, and went : "shit, yeah, the condom broke". I am startin to get bitter about it.

To All People
After 8 long years I finally got up the courage to start a book on the tragedy of september 11, 2001. This is not for profit or to disrespect any one's feelings, just to put the common people's thought's on the day, there feelings that day, there feelings now about what the government should have done, and what you were doing on that day. This is the true American's story of September 11, 2001.

Why
Why do you cry why dowe die why must lie and why must innocent men fry. The sickness of life only passes once in awhile but when we finally get to the end it feels like the longest mile I only ask this question is why does this happen why must we be ill i ask this question becuase of the life i lead one of torrment and denial also one that i have already defiled the word of mouth is life is short cold lonesome cause of mistakes i have made this has only made me more jaded and frayed. In this life the are winners but also dont forget there are losers which are you choose wisley cause your passion will make you decide

Trauma
My pain is deep this hill is steep this mole hill in my mind. My choice are my voices that speak when only spoken to this world i live is as painful as a shank i feel like a junkie on crank. My mind is grey its in a state of a daze known only to me. this world could be alot more fun if i didnt feel so over run with life and love and matters of the heart it only is nothing but a giant brain fart. With love and time there is nothing left to chance so you do what i like to call the safety dance.

Life Takes The Thoughful Person On A Path Of Many Windings
LIFE TAKES THE THOUGHTFUL PERSON ON A PATH OF MANY WINDINGSNOW THE COURSE IS CHECKED, NOW IT RUNS STRAIGHT AGAIN.HERE WINGED THOUGHTS MAY POUR FREELY FORTH IN WORDS,THERE THE HEAVY BURDEN OF KNOWLEDGE MUST BE SHUT AWAY IN SILENCE.BUT WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE AT ONE IN THEIR HEARTS,THEY SHATTER EVEN THE STRENGTH OF IRON OR OF BRONZE.AND WHEN TWO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER IN THEIR INMOST HEARTS,THEIR WORDS ARE SWEET AND STRONG, LIKE THE FRAGRANCE OF ORCHIDS.

I Alone,
I alone will practice all that is wholesome. Those who are powerless and under the control of karma and delusion are unable to benefit themselves or attain their own purposes. Worldly people are completely unable to make their lives meaningful. Therefore, I shall practice what is wholesome for the benefit of all sentient beings. While others are engaged in inferior and menial tasks in which they encounter many difficulties, how can I sit here at peace and do nothing? I must and shall benefit them, but without ever succumbing to the poison of self-importance.Santideva, "Bodhicaryavatara" Namaste

Songs Through The Years (1976 Top-100
1. Silly Love Songs, Paul McCartney and Wings2. Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Elton John and Kiki Dee3. Disco Lady, Johnnie Taylor4. December, 1963 (Oh, What A Night), Four Seasons5. Play That Funky Music, Wild Cherry6. Kiss And Say Goodbye, Manhattans7. Love Machine (Part 1), The Miracles8. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, Paul Simon9. Love Is Alive, Gary Wright10. A Fifth Of Beethoven, Walter Murphy and The Big Apple Band11. Sara Smile, Daryl Hall and John Oates12. Afternoon Delight, Starland Vocal Band13. I Write The Songs, Barry Manilow14. Fly, Robin, Fly, Silver Convention15. Love Hangover, Diana Ross16. Get Close, Seals and Crofts17. More, More, More, Andrea True Connection18. Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen19. Misty Blue, Dorothy Moore20. Boogie Fever, Sylvers21. I'd Really Love To See You Tonight, England Dan and John Ford Coley22. You Sexy Thing, Hot Chocolate23. Love Hurts, Nazareth24. Get Up And Boogie, Silver Convention25. Take It To The Limit, Eagles26. (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your

Being Alone
Just feeling down on myself thinking i will always be alone they say theres always someone out there for someone but thats bullshit. just confirmed my ex gf was cheating on me it still kinda stings knowing i wasted all that time with her while she was spending her time and energy with someone else guess i wasnt good enough. i dont think anyone would be able to accept me or deal with the baggage i have but we will see i just wont hold my breath.Iam usally the one who likes the person more in the relationship it makes it harder when the other person doesnt feel that which is usally the case. i was looking at pictures of me and my ex last nite and it made me sad i know the realtionship was hell but there were times i was happy i just miss having someone to come home to and share my day with.Maybe someday i can find the happines i seek but with my luck with women lalty the outlook looks bleek..

Here I Am Again
Yesterday was hectic. I had finished my run at Wellington on the Saturday night and we had a small party type end of season get together. Jason John Whitehead got a wee bit drunk and we ended up having a pinching fight on the sofa during Jason Cook’s Asylum gig, I won but JJ did manage to throw beer into my crotch which stunk nicely. The crew down in Wellington are awesome, they just treated us like royalty and I repaid that by throwing beer around and getting giddy. I finally got into hotel at 5am, which in reality was madness as I had a kids show at 1pm. I am too old for thigh nipping, beer throwing high jinkery. I got up Sunday morning, packed my entire belongings, checked out of hotel and headed to the kids show. I was Soooooooooo tired and the kids were awesome. Except for one fat dad who decided to heckle AT A KIDS SHOW! Boy did he get a very contained, clean and scathing mouthful from me. The other parents sat there gobsmacked at how a man could sit and heckle at a kids sh

My Life Situation
My Life Situation is rather common and is in everyone s life some shape or form. But here we go, Well im a 32 year old Father of 3 wonderful kids with alot of issues (right who doesnt have issues ) well back in Feb of 2007 my wife just up and left for another man (yeah i know poor me ) guess i should of worked harder. Oh well we live and learn from our mistakes. We did not get our divorce finalized until Nov 2008, When i caught her lying and cheating but that is not why im writing this please dont think im looking for sympathy, im not. As of Feb 2008 i was on my way to making my life better and possibly build up the courage to date again. When i found out that my wife had been cheating on me prior to our sepratation and a really good friend of mine died of a heart attack on Valentines day. He was a pretty cool bro, Always had my back and stuff. Miss him dearly. Then April 2008 came and my Ex father in-law was diganoised with cancer ( yes my in-law )He was like a father to me. Stood

Gah..
Keep your distance, stay away You left me alone for a while So it’s with today You invade my space, showing up unannounced I don’t wanna see your face so I suggest you go the other way Give me the time I need to be okay Go back to where you came from Whoa, I’m over it I’m so over it And you, you really need to quit You just need to quit It was you who broke my heart You left me alone by myself when I had to start All over again in a place where you knew that you Were my only friend so This is my crew now make your own Thought you knew that but I guess I should’ve known I’m not picking a fight But if I may say so, I got every right Whoa, I’m over it I’m so over it And you, you really need to quit You just need to quit Trying to be friends and tying up loose ends Leave me alone ‘cause you know I’m so [ Stephanie Smith Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] Oh I’m so over it Whoa, I’m over it I’m so, you

Short And Sweet
->lilpenn101...: What makes you think I'd fuck you? lilpenn101...: you are soooo gorougesss baby iad take you to dinner and then iad take you to dancing then iad take you to the sea shore and make love to you in the surf of the beach

Cut
Im not a stranger no I am yours With crippled anger and tears that still drip soar A fragile frame aged with misery and when our eyes met I know you see I dont wnat to be scared I dont want to die inside just to breathe in Im tired fo feeling so alone Releif exists I find it when I cut I may seem crazy or painfull shy and these scars would not seem so hidden If you would just look me in the eye I feel alone here and cold here Oh, i dont want to die But The only anesthetic that makes me feel anything kills inside

Movie Quote Of The Day ~wedding Crashers~
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or d

What Is Normalcy?
What is normalcy to you and I? Aren't we all put on our good earth to make the best of what the maker has given us? What does it take for folks who don't their God, to put their trust in God of Christianity?! Yet I'll not judge their decisions. Life? Is what you made of your own future, for I gonna made the best of my own life regardless of economical situation at hand.

Blame (longest Song I Have Ever Written.)
Find my feelings found you out it's to late you ripped them out. Made me suffer felt the pain how is it that I get blamed? You took from me all I had the love I felt hurt so bad. I can't pretend that it's okay my soul's aflame it burned away. The screams are silent but filled with hate I guess that this is our fate. Find these feelings found you out it's to late they've been ripped out. I'll not suffer all this pain it's your turn now to feel the blame. All your use it fades away my worlds consumed by endless grey. All this hate lets me see red your blood spills out and you are dead. Your pain mounts up it's feeling worse I feel like I am fucking cursed. Yet you can't see the reason why even in your own demise. I'm tired of all the shit demeaning words and getting hit. You mock me saying we need to split well fuck it then this is it. Tear you open with my mind still I can't see you inside. I see why the love has died it was like you never tried. Found the feelings pushed them out it'

What Can You Say?
The stage when we are ready for True Love, is when we no long want the "falling in love" drug that only comes from our body. It comes when we are ready for the Love that comes within our Soul! A Love that comes back to us the way we Deserve! Acording to how much we Gave, not only to how much we recieved

Hard Learned Lessons
Bad Days We all have days from time to time when it feels like the world is against us or that the chaos we are experiencing will never end. One negative circumstance seems to lead to another. You may wonder, on a bad day, whether anything in your life will ever go right again. But a bad day, like any other day, can be a gift. Having a bad day can show you that it is time to slow down, change course, or lighten up. A bad day can help you glean wisdom you might otherwise have overlooked or discounted. Bad days can certainly cause you to experience uncomfortable feelings you would prefer to avoid, yet a bad day may also give you a potent means to learn about yourself. You may consider a bad day to be one where you’ve missing an important meeting because your car stalled, the dryer broke, and you received a piece of very bad news earlier in the morning. Multiple misfortunes that take place one after the other can leave us feeling vulnerable and intensely cognizant of our fragilit

Caught~nsfw Story~
I lie there and think of your hands running all over my body, lightly brushing my nipples and tugging my nipple rings. Before I realize it my own hands are following the path I imagine your hands to be going. I run my hands down over my belly and stroke the outside of my pussy, just petting it and just for kicks I give it a little slap. Mmmmmmm. I do that again, it feels good. I slip one finger inside only the lips and slide it up to my clit. I rub back and forth on the top part of the ring making the bottom part of the ring rub my clit up under the hood. I feel myself start to drip and I slide my finger down and get it wet. I bring it up to my mouth and taste the sweet juice. I take my other hand from my tits and open my pussy wide and dunk my fingers deep inside. Ahhhhhhh. I use my thumb to rub my clit as I push my fingers deep into my pussy. I feel the warmth of orgasm start to build in my belly and spread out over my body and I can’t help but moan. As I do the peak hits and

Questions
Would you makeout with me?[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;)Would you sleep in the same bed as me?[ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] MaybeAm I attractive?[ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly!Do you think I'm a virgin?[ ] Yes [ ] NoI look like..[ ] A player[ ] a wife/husband[ ] One time thing[ ] Next bf/gf[ ] A friend[ ] A friend with benefits[ ] A possibility[ ] A loser[ ] A hottieIf you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybeWould you rather...?[ ] Hook up with me[ ] Cuddle with me[ ] Date me[ ] Friends[ ] Friends with benefits[ ] Marry meOn a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me...[ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10What would you want me to be to you?[ ] Friend[ ] Girlfriend/Boyfriend[ ] Friend with benefits[ ] Husband/WifeWould you give me a lap dance?[ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe

Burning Out... *coming Soon To Your Ears
*catch the latest release Burning Out from Jeryd Smith this month at www.reverbnation.com/jerydsmith (release date to be announced) Burning Out We try so hard to relate But with pieces of our hearts this path is paved I paint the lines on her face This trail of tears and bloodshot eyes leads her away

Separating The Boys
My ex-wife recently rekindled and old flame down in Dallas. She flew down to see him for the first time in 20 years last weekend for four days. Thursday, she told me she's going back down next weekend. I jokingly said "Are ya'll getting married" She replied..."He wants to..and I think I will" I said..."What about the boys". She informed that she is taking them with her.... Ian, my 15 year old will have nothing to do with this, and wants to stay with me. Neil, and Nevin my 14 and 12 year old boys know nothing about it at this point. I told my ex that Ian will not go, and I will not split up the boys, so she can take her happy ass to Texas and I'll raise the boys here. So, I may, in the near future, be a single full time dad with no help up here in Kansas whatsover. Wish me luck. Ironic thing is...I am originally from Dallas, and would love to go back, but I would never leave my boys. She drug my ass up to Kansas about 11 years ago to be closer to her family. I'm too fucking n

5 Year Old Boy Dies In High Speed Police Chase!
The police responded to a domestic violence call and the boyfriend that had a shotgun got in his vehicle and took the 5 year old with him and the boyfriend was drunk. The police chased the car for about 30 minutes when the driver went through a red light and hit an oncoming semi and the little boy was NOT strapped in and flew through the front windshied dying immediately. Please pray for the family of that boy!!!

Stupid People
I understand that sometimes things don't work out the way you want them to, but when a person doesn't know what they did to make you hate them (for some reason) don't you think they deserve an explanation? And if you decide they don't and you want to stick to your decision of not talking to them, then why do you check up on them? You either don't want to talk to them, or you grow up and realize that you were being immature and you do want them in your life. But you can't have both, so effin decide already. Either you are going to hate me forever (for something I apparently did...which I am clueless on) or you are going to grow up and talk to me. You decided...

Naked Desert Storm
I’ve always wanted to spend my birthday in my birthday suit. Usually I do some kind of b-day show or soirée with clothing (albeit skimpy clothing), but since June 10th fell on a Wednesday – not a great party night – this year, Max and I decided to get away from “it all,” including all of our clothes. So we took a trip to a place we’d never been called Sea Mountain Resort, even though it’s nowhere near the sea. Nor is it in the mountains, though it’s nestled at the dusty toes of the Santa Rosa foothills. But how to get there from here? We weren’t about to drive from Downtown LA to Desert Hot Springs. Nor did we want to pay someone else hundreds of dollars to chauffeur us. Having one of our friends drive seemed to defeat the purpose of “getting away from it all.” Trains only run every other day, and not the days we wanted to travel. As for flying, the security lines and drive to the airport would have taken just as long a

Bleed 4 Me, Bleed 4 U
I bleed for youYou bleed for meCome save meI give you my life, my love, so make the cutI bleed for youYou bleed for meReplenish meI give you my life, my love, so take my bloodI was in a dark room with only black candles litTwo bodies one mind and my soul to giveWhat happened that night I will never forgetI gave him everything I still have no regretsI offered my life, my body and my loveHe took a razor blade to my left wrist and made the cutI did the same to him and we bagan to suckOn each others blood all in the name of SatanThis ritual is sacred I will never take it backI accept you as my Savior as we make this blood pactNo turning back, what's done is doneForever linked through blood, undying, unholy true loveFuck wedding vows and meaningless ringsIt don't mean shit to me it's just part of the sceneI only need his blood it fulfills and feeds my cravingSo fuck God cause the Devil truely saved meI bleed for youYou bleed for meCome save meI give you my life, my love, so make the cutI bl

Eh.
Just me and you, With the world in our hands, So say what you want I'm really not who you think I am, I keep the ones that make me sane, So stop telling me I'm not who you thought I would be And I'm so much better now that I'm far from you, This passion drowns our need for love Don't you ask me any questions. Just come on and follow me Through the wires and ocean bottoms, Through the skies and empty rooms. From the pit of my stomach Coming out through my throat, Regret and failure, The need to keep you coming back for more. And this is all still so new to me, Our eyes have lost their color. And now I'm trying, I'm trying to keep my balance. But there is nothing, there's nothing to keep me steady. And I'll hold myself up. And I'm so much better now that I'm far from you, This passion drowns our need for love. No, we can't stop even if we wanted to.

Even Trade?
Anybody know where I can get my hands on some H1N1? I figure that would be perferrable to spending the next five days with my family. I need a good quarentine. Does the CDC have like test subjects? I hate holidays, because then it's a great excuse for my family to get me to drive to them. Why I have to be the one to go to them all the time, I don't know. I'm seriously considering moving across country when I graduate so I won't be expected to make six hour weekend drives to sleep on a couch. Cause that's what I want to do with my time off. "Oh, and bring your swimsuit, because we have a pool." Like I give a flying fuck you have a pool. Bring a big basket for the load of give a damn I'm brining in from the fields. Anywho, have a good weekend people. I'll be in hell!

Happy Tuesday
So, I get up at my normal time and do the "I'll just lay here 5 more minutes". Yeah, get up and now I'm running behind. No breakfast for me. Dressed and out the door to catch my bus. Oh joy! The bus driver I can't stand. Besides this woman being a puss face, she smokes on the bus. Now, I understand people smoke, but I'm asthmatic not to mention allergic to tobacco (have the test results to prove it) and I should not be subjected to a bus ride of sucking on my inhaler cuz I can't breathe. Not to mention, it's prohibited by law! Fine, whatever. Sit all the way in the back, put on my iPod. We're going along. I open my eyes to see where we're at when suddenly we're stopping. Oh c'mon lady! The driver is leaning over, looking out her side mirror going, "Did I hit him?" Huh? I look out the back window. Sure as shit, here's some kid tumbling on the ground off of his bike, iTouch pieces everywhere. Huh. I'll be damned. She hit him. This kind of leads me to giggle. Now stop grumbling at me.

Love Always Is
ALKALINE TRIO LYRICS "This Could Be Love" I've got a book of matches I've got a can of kerosene I've got some bad ideas involving you and me I don't blame you for walking away I touched myself had thoughts of flames I shat the bed and laid there in it Thinking of you wide awake for days Wide awake for days And I found you tongue-tied in my twisted little brain You couldn't crack a smile I didn't catch your name I don't blame you for walking away I'd do the same if I saw me I swear it's not contagious In four short steps we can erase this Step one -- slit my throat Step two -- play in my blood Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands You took me hostage and made your demands I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one I'm like a broken record I've got a needle scratching me It injects the poison of alcohol I.V. I don't blame you for walking away I'd do the same if I

The Silver Rose
When one is the wife of a Army service member and this member has been deployed twice, the wife gets a silver double rose pin. She gets this for their Gratitude and Respect during those tough times. I am not a military wife or GF to anyone at this moment. but I used to be a Marine fiancee. Ever since I lost my loved one I supported the troops. This couple(of which husband is in Army) I recently started to get to know gave me this pin because they believed I deserve it for all i have done and will do for active service members of my own country and of the US. Thank you D and R. YOUR RAWK!!!

Love Break Down
The undescribable feeling that is love people think they know what love is, but love isnt what you feel it is the level of the relationship you have with some one, depending how intament you are with them, because you are intament to some degree with everyone, intamency is how you get along with someone you can be intament with your freinds, family, even complete strangers that you might not see ever again. love is just another degree of relationship, that is why you can love so many thing's in this world, but even the degree that is love is also broken up into several part's , when you look at it, love can just mean you care about someone or something. so this thing that is love is just another word for feeling or relationship even intamency, these four things that are listed fall in the same category but they are able to get more pacific to what they mean where love isnt it is a combanation of all three. intamency which u have with everyone or everything. relationship which in t

Rain And Fire
Rain fallsa steady percussionof hollow drops on the metal roof.Invoking a dreamy feeling,firelight dances with shadowsupon the walls in an intimate display.Pitch crackles as the fire burns hottermy hand in yours as you pull me to you,lips hovering just a whisper away.Electricity flows between usalmost visible in it's intensity.I sip the wine you pouredfeeling a heady rush, sweet and warm.Our bodies so heated from the fires that rage inside and out.Your fingers curl around mineas you lean close,settling your lips gently on mine.Hands tangling in my hair,kiss deepening,as the rain and fire sing a lulling duet.Nothing else matters.Just this moment,this kiss,you and I. Poem By Tammy C.

Sleeping Leg
A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite a while with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other patients came and went. Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she discovered her leg was "asleep". Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered toward the inner office door. She noticed one elderly lady nudging another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically watched her painful progress . Two minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room. As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Myrtle, I TOLD you he was a wonderful doctor!"

Medal Of Honor Winner Dies
Ed Freeman You’re a 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8–1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the Medi-Vac helicopters to stop coming in. You’re lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you’re not getting out. Your family is half way around the world—12,000 miles away—and you’ll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day. Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn't seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.

What If Captain America Were Not Revived Until Today?
“He went on about how precious America was – how you needed to make sure it remained great! And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America! WELL, I SAY AMERICA IS NOTHING! Without its ideals – its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could as easily be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different from them! When I returned, I saw that you nearly DID turn America into nothing! And the only reason you’re not less than nothing – is that it’s still possible for you [to] bring freedom back to America!” I really cannot picture Captain America saying some of this. But let me take a moment to explain lest you think I’ve lost my mind. This is from an issue one of Mar

Homeless In Columbus, Ga
Because my daughter got angry at me for refusing to pay my portion of the cable bill instead of trying to save my stuff in storage in MA, she threw me out of her MH that I was trying to buy for her. Then she had the nerve to try to slam me here and in myspace. Believe me I would have paid it if it weren't for her yelling and demanding then hitting me and telling me to get out and her mother telling me not to return. As it is she kept my personal piossetions so I came to Columbus, GA homeless and awaiting to the first to find place to live. I am residing at the Salvation Army shelter in Columbus, GA for now and am praying that I will be able to find an apartment soon after the first so I can get started on starting all over again.

My Husband Has Gone Straight!
My husband noticed that BT Vision weren't sending bills as he went through the accounts and decided to call them. He didn't mind he had to pay them when they found out we weren't being charged as he reckoned two things - 1) They would soon notice and we would get hit by a huge bill and - 2) He really likes receipts. My man loves receipts more than anything else in the fucking world, as they represent cash spent and therefore represent less tax to pay when doing the accounts. Now I don't like that he called BT Vision, I preferred it when we were bent...hang on I have just noticed something, 'bent and straight' doesn't always refer to the nasty euphemism of being gay - it also means being crooked and being law abiding! Anyway I recall the old days when we were rather 'bent' and rarely did anything legal, now this new found 'straightness' annoys me. I know the old days are over, but fucksake I still find it hard to pay full price for anything. When we owned the bar in

The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in the Cauldron go, burn them fas

Mom...
Though you left us far behind… Know that we will always have you in our minds You’re in a better place than I No one to judge, criticize or even make you cry I lay in my bed and look up to the darkest night as I sigh With memories of you and I Tears began to slowly come down my face For I wish to feel your warm embrace I miss you so much that I don’t know if I can’t take this anymore For I wish to speak to you and look into your loving eyes Like we did in the past … That showed so much Love and devotion without even a reply I now know nothing last

Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

"my Real Long Hair" - - Down With The Jealous Bitches!
New Vlog: "My Real Long Hair" - - down with the jealous bitches! Sort of self explanatory HERE. (Direct link.) Why are some people so negative and miserable? Why do they have to pick others apart? Or spread poison? (In real life, and a thousandfold on the internet.) Being miserable is so BORING and DULL and UNIMAGINATIVE. Anyone can slip into misery. It's easy. It's a crazy world, I know that. We have wars, a recession, and some very unsure times. Yes. So it takes some creativity and imagination to see things in a positive light. To spin situations and circumstances, so you can learn something and benefit in that way at least. And being happy feels SO MUCH BETTER, right? So why not? SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY!!! Who's with me? Down with the bitches!!!!!!!x Fluffy.P.S. This post is directed to those who are habitually poisonous for little or no reason. Not to people who are really going through some heavy stuff.

Who: 1,154 Dead From H1n1 Flu Worldwide
GENEVA, Switzerland, Aug. 5 (UPI) -- More than 1,000 people have died worldwide from H1N1 flu since it first emerged last April in Mexico, World Health Organization officials said. The WHO officials in Switzerland reported 338 new deaths pushing the total H1N1 flu, or swine flu, deaths to 1,154 worldwide, CNN reported.. By the end of July, 168 countries and territories had reported at least one confirmed case of the H1N1 virus, in every continent. Recently the H1N1 flu has spread to Azerbaijan, Gabon, Grenada, Kazakhstan, Moldova, Monaco, Nauru, Swaziland and Suriname, WHO officials said. WHO officials had said that the H1N1 flu has spread worldwide in unprecedented speed -- moving worldwide in six weeks what took previous influenza viruses six months.

On Love ...what Does It Take To Love ?
ON LOVE What does it take to love ? passion,Affection,Concern,Devotion,Attraction,Warmth,Worship,Respect,Promise,Security,Sentiment,Agitation,Craving,Delight,Responsibility,Zest,Faith,Confidence,Hope,Trust,Commitment,reverence,Sensibility,Fire,Admiration,Tenderness,Loyalty,Honour,Harmony,Obsession. There is a difference between saying " I LOVE YOU ; and saying " I LOVE YOU"

The Declaration Of Arbroath
"It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life." -- The Declaration of Arbroath, a reply to the Papal Bulls excommunicating Robert Bruce for recapturing Berwick, as sent to Pope John XXII on behalf of the community of the realm of Scotland, 1320 A.D.

Why Do All The Countries With "evil Healthcare" Systems Seem To Have The Best?
http://dll.umaine.edu/ble/U.S. HCweb.pdf "Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane." M.L. King Jr. This is a study done by University of Maine on our health care system vs. other around the world. Check it out. If you put aside all the "dealth panel", "socialism", "don't kill my grandma" crap thats out there distracting us from the real debate, whats left is the most expensive and one of the most disfunctional systems in the world. Those who don't want their money going to "socialized health" seem to forget that their paying higher premiums to cover those without insurance, and on top of that, those without insurance are still being charged, with interest!

Thomas Jefferson In A Letter To Dr. Benjamin Rush, September 23, 1800. Inscribed In The Jefferson Memorial.
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -- Thomas Jefferson

Ayn Rand, "for The New Intellectual," For The New Intellectual
"Intellectual freedom cannot exist without political freedom; political freedom cannot exist without economic freedom; a free mind and a free market are corollaries."-- Ayn Rand, "For The New Intellectual," For The New Intellectual

Slipknot - Child Of Burning Time
Child of burning timeThe child of burning timeMy only consolation is all liesThe apex of my consequence is dying here tonightWinter has returned and it always looks like rainI cant remember anything...anythingInside the absolution is to comeAnd appetites are bittersweet I think I'm coming homeA chance to give up Avarice has marked my one regretThe child of burning time has gone, he hasn't come back, he hasn't come back yetBefore I tell my story please consider who I amI missed my window years ago, I'm doing all I canA tragedy is commonplace but in the end they go awayA skin is still the only stain I'm left to wear in shameAnd I cut my need into my heart, I tear it all apartI beg you burn me away, I won't become your hero just to fight the life I savedBurn me away, I won't give up tommorow just to lose it all todayI burn awayI burn awayI burn awayI burn awayMy isolation is my courseThe effect it has on life itself is a cancer on its sourceI rue the moments spent between the fetish and t

Tinsletown In The Rain
Edinburgh loves its rain and it likes to mix it with wind. The weather has been a bit iffy but we are storming through it. I am past half way through the fringe and I have only had one review. It was a five star review but one nonetheless. PR companies are good at getting reviews in for comics, they meet the reviewer for a drink, chat with them afterwards, explain parts of the show that deserve five stars in case the reviewer didn't get it and then let the reviewer go as soon as they have secured a date for it going to press, preferably early on as it helps numbers. Well, I don't have PR and am relying on the reviewers coming to my show, not drinking my cash but enjoying what I do and then heading off without so much as a by your leave from me, but hopefully happy with my work! My audiences have been just wonderful and the numbers have been great. Some people are still doming 2 for 1s and/or cancelling their show on the night due to low numbers. The fringe is screaming '

So Glad I'm Not Flying Southwest
OAKLAND -- A Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Las Vegas was turned around today after a man allegedly exposed himself to his female seat-mate, punched her when she screamed, then stripped off all of his clothes as flight attendants and passengers subdued him. The man, whose name has not been released, was taken to Highland Hospital in Oakland for medical clearance and was still there shortly after noon. He is expected to be booked into Santa Rita Jail in Dublin. Southwest officials said Flight 947, which is scheduled to depart at 7:15 a.m., returned to Oakland International Airport at 8:15 a.m. After an investigation, the flight took off again for Las Vegas at about 10 a.m. Nelson said the suspect and the female passenger apparently did not know each other. An e-mail account from a passenger on the flight, forwarded to The Chronicle, said the incident occurred about a half hour after takeoff. Flight attendants subdued the man, pinning him face-down on the floor,

My Son's
I have like 3 sons. Two of which are still at home. One is Derek whos 27 and my youngest Gideon whos 18. My youngest suffers from autisum sorry if I missed spelled that word. Never professed to be great at spelling and personally dont give a bleap. Any how, since my oldest started work last year and was bring home a fare size cheque, he has been helping us keep our home from going down the drain financially. And was laid off this year and is still hopping to get back to work. Any how, now my youngest got his disability cheque and gives me rent money and money for food . And is gonna help out with the odd bill. They have been fighting with each other since I dont know when and it really plays on my nerves. They feel now they must compete against each other for petty stupid shit. See who can out do one another. This is so lame and they are tweeking my last nerve on this and I have tried ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I h ave tried to set them straight and it would be better to bat my he

Poem For U
*Roses r red, lemons r sour, open ur legs & give me an hour. *Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game- guys get all the pleasure & girls get all the pain. 10 mins of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital- a baby with no name. The baby is a bastard, the mother is a whore, this never wouldve happened if the rubber hadnt tore! *Sex is like math: u subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs & pray 2 god u dont multiply. *Roses r red, grass is green, open ur legs & ill fill u with cream. *Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins r forgiven so stick it in. *Roses r nice, violets r fine, ill be the 6 if u b the 9. *Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly, if u like it dont be sassy, use ur tounge & make it NASTY!!

Have You?
Have You ever loved someone But knew they didn't care? Have You ever felt like crying But Knew you'd get no where? Have you ever looked into their eyes And said a little prayer? Have you ever looked into their hearts And wished that you were there? Have you ever felt their heartbeat, When the lights were turned down low? Have you ever whispered "God, I love You" But you'll never let me show? Love is grand, yet it hurts so much. The price you pay is high. If I could choose between Love and Death, I'd rather choose to die. So do not fall in love, my friend, It doesn't pay a dime. It only causes broken hearts, Yet it happens all the time. So do not fall in love, my friend, You'll hurt before it's through. I ought to know, my friend - I fell in love with you.

Can I Make A Suggestion
I cleared my throat, then continued. "How about we have a fling? It will only last while we're on the island, and will remain our secret. Once we're home, we'll go back to being friends. But for now, anything goes......" He said nothing. Still the hunger in his eyes had her toes curling. Still, his hesitation spurred her on. She wanted to nail this deal...now. She didn't want him reneging on their agreement at a more awkward time... "Listen she said, stroking his chest, and watching in satisfaction as he stiffened. "Why don't we pretend to be strangers? I want you and you want me. and while we're here, we'll indulge all over our sexual fantasies. No strings. And no holds barred. Deal? There were a few moments of silence, each one seeming like an eternity to her. Then suddenly he pulled her into his arms and kissed her roughly, frantically...thoroughly. Finally coming up for air, he touched his forehead to hers. "I hope you dont regret this. She wasn't going to worry about regr

Ughhhh
Iwant... Someone who will love me for me,faults and all... Someone who can't fall asleep without being his last call... Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello... Someone who will hold my hand and not let go... Someone who... means it when he says i will leave you never... Someone who looks into my eyes and sees his forever....

Patriotism
THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on the eighth anniversary of one of our country's worst tragedies. We do this to honor those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds Action Plan: So, here's what we need

Somethings To Ponder....
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, 'I know how you feel My mom makes me ride in the stroller too! * * * As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.' * * * Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like yo

Still Have More Idea
In games, you will take part in any other group , through these you can add more experience, and you can add more energy and blood, when you turned more ,you can killing monsters. only killing, you can get more equips ,energy and so on. when you have WoW Power Leveling, you can have more and more! That is change yourself. Once you have World of Warcraft Power Leveling, you can add mood, experience, when you fight again, you will see more different monsters, just like strange monsters. Players often make own useful things for my own, so you can recognized the meaning of the game. That is why so many people still like it!

Asshole And How They Re-act To People
I think this pretty much defines what a asshole is Common Everyday Actions That Assholes Use1. Personal insults2. Invading one’s “personal territory”3. Uninvited physical contact4. Threats and intimidation, both verbal and nonverbal5. “Sarcastic jokes” and “teasing” used as insult delivery systems6. Withering e-mail flames7. Status slaps intended to humiliate their victims8. Public shaming or “status degradation” rituals9. Rude interruptions10. Two-faced attacks11. Dirty looks12. Treating people as if they are invisible

Generosity Of Spirit
I am not feeling very perky today. In fact I think I have a virus. Aching muscles, sore bones, depressed attitude. Eyes that itch and sinuses that are swollen. Yep - sounds like a virus to me. Yet appointments must be kept. Physical therapy to continue to strengthen the accident torn ankle that carries my hardly featherlight weight around (oh wait, I cancelled that one for the sake of the unborn baby that is within the womb of my pt), well then - the other two appointments I kept, though I tried to breath the other way from those helping me. Another appointment I kept was one where my child was threatened with being removed from school if the emergency contact cards were not filled out. I had filled them out, and she had turned them in - yet they were no where to be found, so I filled them out again. No problem. What was distressing was the thought that my child, who has had some personal tragedy involving the things that are so carelessly shown in the above movie clip - death,

"judge , They Were Out Of Doritos, What Was I Supposed To Do?"
Judge: (reviewing notes) You fled two police officers. Defendant: (wasted, nods head) Judge: You hid in a car. Defendant: (appears nearly asleep) Judge: You defaced a street sign. Defendant: (nothing) Judge: (shakes head, disgusted) You removed two bags of...pretzels from a market without paying. Defendant: (bolts awake) They were out of Doritos. I wanted Doritos... -- Overheard in: Courthouse, Somerville Cty NJ --

What Now
SO I COME TO COLORADO TO BE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, AND NOW SHE DOESNT WANT ME AROUND ANYMORE. What the hell did I spend all that time calling my branch manager for to get stationed at Ft Carson. So now I have nothing to do, no one to see or really talk to, I would love to meet some people from the Springs area. Guess I gotta move on with my life right. FUCK MY LIFE!!

Wholesale Home Appliance
Appliances are necessary in every home. They make life easier, more comfortable and less complicated, especially if you are living in a city where everything proceeds rapidly. From the moment you wake up in the morning until you go to bed to recharge for another long stressful day, the use of electrical appliances is almost unavoidable. They enable you to prepare your breakfast, get dressed for work, and even watch a movie while you relax on your couch. Buying the right home appliances is essential. Although prices of home appliances continuously go down as manufacturing processes continue to improve, home appliances are still considered valuables. Since they consume energy, the cost of operating them plus the cost of maintaining and repairing them makes them expensive. However, there’s a solution to that – buying wholesale. Buying wholesale is the best way for you to get great discounts and, thus, save big on your home appliances. Take, for example, a famous 3.5 cu.

Is There A Shortage Of Mirrors?
I just HAVE to say this: Is there a freakin shortage of mirrors? Now look, I know I'm not top model material but I am shocked and seriously grossed out by the number of women that consider themselves to be a M.I.L.F. or a "Cougar". Have all the mirrors in the world been smashed or something? It's sweet that they consider themselves to be glamour dolls, but when they start posting their half naked *GAGS* pics on Fubar in Blasts or HH you can't HELP but see it! I don't know, maybe I'm too old school. I just feel if you have a big ass jelly roll, or your dog is better looking than you, that maybe...just maybe...you might want to reconsider what you wear or show! These are my opinions only and I'm sure someone will get pissed...but DAMN!!! Ok, I feel better now...just needed to get that off my chest ;)

Birthday
its my birthday. oh yeah. dunno if I put the right one on my profile, but it doesnt matter. my day has consisted of going to an interview and winding up prejudged on the basis of appearence to be unfit for the job which was in a call center so appearence shouldnt matter but whatever, then I went to look at a couple of places, one of them dismissed me as a potential renter on the basis of my not being gay and the other didnt even bother to show up for the meeting at all. Ive spent around 6 hours on the bus total dealing with it all and Im starting to realize the friendliness of Portland people is all fake, designed to put suckers off gaurd so they can be mooched or stolen from. I may yet find a job but Ill never be able to like this city any more than I liked seattle and that saddens me to no end. I wish I could afford a ticket to Denmark Id leave today to go to christiana, even if it is doomed, its a hell of a lot better than the cities Ive been in the last few years lemme tell you. so

Bag Of Shite
I want you to want me it used to be that easy.sure, its a bit of a cliche, but everything i want seemsunoriginal now. now i'm tumbling over simplicity and rewording my innocence so maybe i'll be good enough for someone. but it seems no matter how hard i try, i refuse to glide over my pride and stomp on sand castles, because i will never fully give up on you until my knees are skidded enough from falling from your pedestal. --don't push me away because you're too wound up in your ownconcrete emotions. all i've ever done is drowned within yourstaggering dignity, while your tears crash into the palms of my hand like hail impaling my veins. i guess i haven't really stoppedto think about the effect your suffocation has on my own lungs,strangling uneven breaths from my swollen throat. i know i'vestruggled with metaphors and similes while picking sunflowersin a field of thorns, but would it kill you to recognize i'm doingthis all for you?--but like you said, it's no big deal. -- you know

Not Always Right | Equivalence, Meet Ignorance
Customer: “I’m looking for an outfit for a one year old girl.” Me: “Sure, all of the twelve month clothing is in this section.” Customer: “No, she’s one.” Me: “Right, so that would be over here.” Customer: “You just said that was twelve months!” Me: “Yes.” Customer: *slowly* “I’m looking for ONE YEAR.” Me: “Would you like to go up one size to 18 months?” Customer: “Is there someone else who can help me?” (I go and get my manager.) Manager: “How can I help you?” Customer: “Your employee doesn’t understand English. I’m looking for clothing for my one year old granddaughter.” Manager: “The twelve month clothes are over here.” Customer: “What is WRONG with you people?”

Not Always Right | Microsoft Works Part 2
Customer: “My computer keeps stopping.” Me: “Stopping?” Customer: “Well, yeah. I click on things and nothing happens.” Me: “Have you rebooted the machine?” Customer: “No. Actually, I’ve got a lot of websites open. Do you think I’ve run out of Windows?”

Not Always Right | Not Thinking Outside The Box
Caller: “I have a wireless printer, and it won’t install. It says print out of the box. What do I need to do?” Me: “Have you installed the printer onto you network?” Caller: “Well, it says print right out of the box so I thought that meant leave it in the box.”

Not Always Right | Name Brain Drain
(A customer reads my name tag.) Customer: “That’s a strange name isn’t it?” Me: “Heh.” Customer: “How do you pronounce that? Tain-ee…Trenay? Seriously, what is that? Welsh? Irish?” Me: “Uhm…” Customer: “It sounds really exotic, really foreign.” Me: “No no, I am a Trainee. Trainee isn’t my name.” Customer: “Ohh, right. Well, thanks for the help, Train-ee!”

Seasons For Good Health
Prevention remains the most effective way to stay healthy. The H1N1 flu (swine) is still occurring throughout the United States and it is likely we will continue to see more cases during the upcoming flu season in the fall and winter. It is important to take actions to prevent illness and t to make plans in the event that you or your loved ones become ill. It is not known how severe this disease may become. As I write to you, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention currently projects 40 percent of Americans in the coming months will either become ill with H1N1 or be a caregiver for someone with it. Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing or sneezing of those already infected. Get to know the dangers and counter the virus spread. CDC officials are outlining the following preventive steps to take over the next several months of the flu season: 1.Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash afte

The Crave
I have a feeling deep within,it will not go away,unlike you, it stays,feeding off my rotting portions of heart,grasping me,living on my pain.To close my eyes, a deathwish.A summons of fearwithin…a thousand spiders crawling under my skin.I shiver at your touchthough I need it oh so much,to deny you of myself seems so insane.I can’t keep letting you take over my brain,but every time I’m craving it’s the same

Ooh - New Here!!
Soooooooo, New to the place, just finding my feet. Used to work in admin, but recently made the move to become a full time, self employed photographer! Glad to be here, Forex Secrets Forex Investments Forex Self Learning Programs

Got Milk?
Slain gay rights activist Harvey Milk will get a special day of recognition in California, making him only the second person in state history to gain such a designation. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's signing of the bill establishing "Harvey Milk Day" each May 22, Milk's birthday, was announced Monday. The Republican governor vetoed similar legislation a year ago. In the interim, Milk was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in August and was the subject of a movie for which Sean Penn won the Academy Award for best actor. Penn spoke out in favor of the bill last spring, saying he didn't want to insult Schwarzenegger's intelligence by assuming the governor would again oppose creating Harvey Milk Day. "He has become much more of a symbol of the gay community than he was a year ago because of those things," Schwarzenegger spokesman Aaron McLear said. "That may be the difference from last year: he's really come to symbolize the gay community in California" In

Doctors Are Idiots!!!!
I wish that there was some magic way to make me feel better. I'm always in constant pain. Feeling like I'm being ripped apart at the seems. Migrains that never go away, pains in my back and knees. The constant feeling of shooting pains all through my body. Then along with all that comes the depressing feeling of pure saddness. Think of the sadest thing that you could ever think of and times that by 100. I think that mainly thats because everytime I go to the doctors or the Emergency room they always tell me that there is nothing wrong with me. That its all in my head and that I should do something out of the ordinary to pick up my spirits. I cant understand it. I mean I totaly understand that they are lookin out for the drug junkies tryin to score pills or some shit like that. But all I'm lookin for is answers to why I hurt so bad. I have been like this ever since I was 12 years old. Thats 13 years of pain. I dont get it. When someone is actually in pain they dont so a damn thing for

Wedding Photography Toronto
My name is Antonio Nery from Toronto Canada. I am into photography and I have my own photography business. Sometime this year I will put up a wedding photography toronto website. If you have the same interest, lets have a chat.

The Return
SIx months. It's a while. Holland was something indeed. As the dust settles after 3 weeks of frantic labor I sit here in the relative calm and reflect. I liked the dutch, speaking the language also gives you more insight into the culture. The dutch tend to be direct, almost never prudish, temperate and practical. For one with a mediterranean temperament, with our tendency for flair and exaggeration it was a bit stifling. Nevertheless, their care for the environment, the organisation and the fact you can actually bike to work was very refreshing. Now I am back, In seductively chaotic Greece and I miss the calm and concise nature of Holland. Still the nightlife and closeness and expressiveness of Greece is fulfilling and exciting. More so It's interesting being back on the Fu. Some things different, some new people, some already known. Fleeting as every moment is, it holds within it a lifetime of emotion and stimuli. We move from one stage to the next. Be it country. house, re

Throat Punching
I have come to realize that I'm addicted to throat punching. I had never thought about it till I watched the movie 'Taken' with Liam Neeson. He throat punches like almost everyone in the damn movie and it's fucking AWESOME!! I wish I could do that to everyone who pisses me off. "I said I didn't want onions on my cheeseburger!!"...THROAT PUNCH! "Next time you'll remember, bitch!!" Yay violence!

What Caged Kids Can Do
Two of 11 "Caged Kids' Sue Former Adoptive Parents for Their Abuse CLEVELAND — Two of the 11 children in Huron County's "caged kids" case have filed a lawsuit against their former adoptive parents, who are now in prison. The children, who were known as Sharen Gravelle II and Michael Gravelle II, this week filed a lawsuit against Sharen and Michael Gravelle, who each are serving two-year prison terms for child abuse and endangering convictions for the mistreatment of some of the 11 children when they were ages 1 to 15. The children are seeking damages for the years of abuse they say they suffered at the hands of the Gravelles, including being "kenneled in alarmed cages instead of beds," food deprivation and humiliation. It accuses the Gravelles of negligence, recklessness, wanton misconduct and deprivation of rights, according to the lawsuit filed at Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court. The children are seeking more than $25,000, money that would be used to pay for education and th

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Blissful Beginning
u hear that screaching howell, You want it too stop!!!!!!!...but everything is like a ticking clock.!!!!! u hear the sounds of the night.. then u hear nothing thats in plain site. The sounds need to end. The tears fall.. When you begin to grow strong and tall!!! The feeling of dread..is dead, the feeling of lies...shreddd!!!!!!! the slightest feeling of imortality is alive...You hear the sounds of blissful beginning the fear is writhing with light everything doesnt seem so far outta site..... The sounds end The light light fills within Damming becomes a trend..... The blissful beginning begins agin..

Not Always Right | Military Intelligence Part 2
Tech Support | Huntsville, AL, USA (We had a notice from one of the Nevada affiliates that Las Vegas residents would be suffering from a network outage due to a problem with their broadcasting equipment.) Customer: “I think someone is standing next to your satellite with a ham radio. You need to run out and get them to stop.” Me: “I’m sorry sir, but that’s not the problem–” Customer: “I will have you know, son, I am a Gunnery Sergeant. I’ve worked with Hand Operated Radios for years and I’m telling you RIGHT NOW…there is someone standing next to your satellite with a d*** radio and it’s interfering with my signal. I demand you to get out there and tell them to stop.” Me: “Far be it from me to ever argue with my clients, but I will have to at this time. I understand that you’re a Gunny Sergeant and that you’ve operated HAM radios for years, but I know my satellite equipment, and it&rsqu

Not Always Right | So, This Is Why People Have Children
Pizzeria | Portland, OR, USA (It’s Christmas Eve and there is a long line of customers who are now waiting to pay. A little girl cuts to the front while I am giving a guy a drink refill.) Little girl’s mom (LGM), to the refill guy: “UGH! Did you just cut her?” (LGM smacks the guy in head; surprisingly, he just walks off with his soda.) Me: “What can I get you?” LGM: “Don’t ask me, ask her! She’s your customer; you should be asking her. God, it’s people like you who ruin the holidays!” Me, to the little girl: “Okay, what would you like?” (The little girl just stares blankly at me while customers are becoming pissed.) LGM, coming clean: “Just give me a Diet Pepsi. It’s for me.”

Not Always Right | How Cows Order Coffee
Donut Shop | Florida, USA Me: “Good morning, how can I help you?” Woman: “Yeah, a small coffee with 2 splendas and extra milk.” Me: “Okay, that will be $1.49.” (She pays and I give her the change. I proceed to make the drink. I pressed the “Medium” button for milk and then gave an extra shot. When I gave it to her, she took a sip and made a face as if she had just taken a sip of liquefied dog s**t.) Me: “What seems to be the problem?” Woman: “I asked for extra milk! This is too strong.” Me: “Well, I’ll put some more in for you. No problem.” Woman, muttering under her breath: “Idiot kid…” (I put another “Medium” shot in. This is two mediums and one extra shot for a total of seven milks.) (She takes another sip, with the same face.) Woman: “What part of extra milk do you not understand?” Me: “I understand what extra milk means. I put in

Not Always Right | I Goes To School
Retail | Baltimore, MD, USA (A girl in her late teens approaches me holding a t-shirt, turning it over in her hands, apparently searching for defects or blemishes in the material.) Customer: “Do you have any of these that are new?” Me: “I’m sorry? They’re all new.” Customer: “No, this one is used. I want a new one.” (I take the shirt and inspect it, finding it to be in perfect order.) Me: “It looks perfectly fine to me. I unpacked these from today’s shipment an hour ago. We have multiples of each size if you’d like me to help you find another one.” Customer: “I checked them all. They’re all used, see…” (She snatches the shirt and points at the tag which reads, under the bar code, “USD $14.99″.) Me: “That’s the currency. United States Dollars.” Customer, becoming irate: “I can f**king see that. Fifteen dollars for a used shirt is f**king r

Not Always Right | F*** The Benefits, We Want Combat Pay
Retail | New Zealand (So we have this awful woman who regularly shops at our store. One day we were extremely busy and a coworker of mine was struggling to fit shoes for three children.) Mean lady: “Bring me this size!” Coworker: *disappears out back for a few seconds* “I’m sorry ma’am, but it appears we’ve sold our last pair.” Mean lady: *throws shoe box at co workers head, hitting her squarely in the forehead* Coworker: “Ouch…” Mean Lady: “I hate you!”

Not Always Right | Keeping Up Appearances
Theatre | New York, NY, USA (I was working a children’s show at this theatre and this woman was helping a child with special needs. I was closing the theatre when she came running up to me.) Woman: “I think I left my phone inside the theatre. Can I just go check?” (I let her inside and we begin looking where she had been sitting; neither of us could find it. At this point she was on her knees sitting up, digging through her pockets.) Woman: “Where the hell could it have…” (She freezes and pulls her phone out of her pocket, which she then looks at and THROWS IT UNDER A SEAT. She then bends over and grabs it.) Woman: “I found it! Thank you so much.” Me: *stifling laughter* “You’re welcome.”

Bit Of An Update If Anyone Is Interested
sooooo i was in new orlean/baton rouge area for about a week and had a blast!! i havent been able to be on here much because my tethered internet hates fubar so it takes me forever to load it. I tried uploading pics of the trip and it took almost 15 mins per pic, soooo i just uploaded a few of me and candi and thats about all i could tolerate. DISCLAMIER: CANDIS BOOBS MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR ON THE INTERNET! and she has an adorable little boy that stole my money and told me he loved me hahahahhaha. i dont know what else to say, foots still broke but i got pissed at the cast and took it off in my kitchen lol. Thanksgiving and christmas will be here soon and my old mans son is moving in with us (i love kids, but hes a teenager and an ass 90% of the time, and his father has no control over him) ack!! so needless to say as far as home life goes i dont know what the hell is going on and im to busy to bother with online stuff much anymore. ummmm i have nothing else to say

Sex With My Internet Friend
As the plane landed I could feel my heart racing. After all these years I was finally going to meet the man that would make me tremble just by typing back and forth over the internet, I was a little nervous as anyone would be, but I knew what I was doing was right. I had told my husband that I was going to visit some friends who had been having some hard times recently and he understood and sent me on my way. Which wasn’t really a lie… you had been having some hard times from our conversations in the past………… granted I caused them, but you didn’t seem to mind. As I walked down the terminal I saw you standing there. You looked just as nervous as I was. You walked up to me and took my bags and led me to your car. We had the normal friend talk how was your flight and so forth, but our eyes were saying so much more. We stopped by taco bell to grab a bite to eat and headed for my hotel. You had some stuff you needed to take care of so you

Today
Did you ever look around at your life and wonder to yourself what you are fighting so hard for? I mean all of these things that we chase after in life and try to make happen and for what? To live up to someone else's expectations of what life should be? To compete? I love my children very much and so I suffice to say that many of the trials I endure is for their benefit(somewhere in my thinking at least) But beyond that I begin to struggle in my reasoning... I think that I have come to some very firm conclusions in my life about what I am willing to stand and fight for and when I am willing to accept defeat. I think more importantly I have concluded that you cannot hollow out your heart with merely the weakened promise of it being filled again and sometimes people need to be able to show some promise of the future that they tell you to hold tight to before you dive in the cooking pot. I find myself to be a less than tolerant or patient person most times - I guess that comes with the li

Um What
kinda tired, I closed my eyes for a few seconds...and I see a man(maybe tall and skinny-ish in a checkered-like shirt and a hat, kinda redneck/hunter like)but blurry and faded...and I look to figure out what I see and who he may be, what he looks like...in the next second he pulls his arms up and a large shot gun is pointed straight at me anyone got a clue as to what this may symbolize/signify/represent???

If George Bush Is An Idiot...
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarras

Today
Today It was a cold day as I awoke. I looked out my window to see ice forming on my car. I knew it was going to be a bad day. You raced threw my mind. I imagined your eyes sparkled like the sun on the ice every time you thought of him. The man that makes you smile. I want to be him. You are my desire. My heart playing tricks on me saying you are him. My mind knowing I am not. The tears fall many at a time. I couldn't stop them. All i could do was hope that as each one fell and I wiped them away the longing I had went away too. I wanted your touch. I knew he had it. Your heart was his. So now my friend I hope you the best. Pray you find what you are longing for. Love Always....Waiting On A Woman.....

Not Always Right | Questionable Intelligence
Hotel | Alabama, USA Me: “Good afternoon. Thank you for calling [hotel]. How may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, can you tell me what room is beside 106?” Me: “Um…room 107?” Customer: “That’s the one! Thanks so much!” *hangs up*

Christmas Shopping.....the Sequel
Spirit? There is supposed to be spirit this time of year? who the HELL told anyone such crap? 'Tis ridiculous people expect spirit out of everyone while Santa is too busy buying friggin ravioli at WalMart to bother making tinker toys and such for the wide eyed, loud and whining little *chokes* angels stampeding through the stores like little goblins going to war. I saw him....he looked away ashamed. He knew. And where the hell are the parental figures during all of this? I wanted to barricade their little ankle biting asses with the fruitcakes in the produce section so I could shop in peace while they shot squash torpedoes and tomato bombs at each other, but I opted to take the higher road, and the direction with less negative consequences, to get the fuck out of dodge while I still held on to that tiniest shred of compassion I'd managed to salvage after stepping foot into that pit of pure evil. *breathes* That is my rant..I believe I may be able to finish my shopping tomorrow with mi

If These Walls Could Talk..
If these walls could talk,you'd know my body is dead,my mind has been taken over,that's why I am so scared,I can't control it,anger is making me blind,I've been left here on my ownchained to a hate of some kind.If these walls could talk.If these walls could talk,you'd know about my fears,about all those nights I screamed for help,about all my fallen tears.You'd know about the demonshaunting me at night,you'd be able to help mekeep my fire alight,if these walls could talk.If these walls could talkthey would say that it's all right,God sends His angelsto look over me at night.They'd encourage me,say though I am aloneit doesn't mean I‘m on my own.He watches me, from aboveand showers me with all His love,if only these walls could talk.

Fubar Pics
Due to not having a VIP I am unfortunately having to remove a good portion of my photos on here in order to upload some that I have recently downloaded. I think its unfair that I should have to do so just because unlike 90% of fubar I can't afford to purchase a VIP on my own. I think Fubar needs to take into consideration and make VIPS, blins etc accessible by fubucks not just forking over actual cash.

Mr Kanye West
"Heard 'Em Say"(feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5)Wake up Mr. West [echoes][Kanye West]Uh, Yeah, Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah[Piano drops]And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.From the Chi, like Tim its the Hard-a-way,So this is in the name of love, like Robert saysBefore you ask me to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on a minimum wage?And I know the government administered AIDS,So I guess we just pray like the minister say,Allah o Akbar and throw em some hot cars,Things we see on the screen are not ours,But these niggas from the hood so these dreams not far,Where im from, the dope boys is the rock stars,But they can't cop cars without seein' cop cars,I guess they want us all behind bars.I know it.[Chorus (Adam Levine)]Uh, And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(ooooooooo)And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today.)But we'll find a way(And nothing lasts forever but be honest babe, it hurts

Lily
Her beauty runs from me. From my mind it never hides. Even when she is gone. It never ever subsides. True beauty is never forgotten. And this for her is true. But during times without her. Parts of me stay blue. She can be gone from sight. In my mind she will stay. Each time I see her. I forever cherish that day.

Sharons Mem.
Sharon Ross R.I.P. created @ 2009-05-26 07:20:13 Wednesday, May 06, 2009 Sharon Ross (Missys mom) R.I.P Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry It says cry at their birth. And rejoice at their death. Even through this day. More tears will be wept. A mom, grandmother, a friend. From sight now gone away. But in our hearts and minds. Her memories will always stay. When you think of her. And a tear comes to your eye. Let a smile come to your face. And look towards the sky. As she looks down to us. I can see a smile in her heart. For Sharon this is not an end. Its a beggining, a brand new start. Remember her with happy thoughts. She will never be far away. Because in our hearts and minds. Her memories will always stay.

When Your Mouth Runs Over
Have you ever been out with friends you’re talking, having a great time? Then suddenly you say something and the reply wasn't what you thought it was going to be. Upset and a bit on the defensives side crap spills out of your mouth. As you quickly wish your mouth would for once check with you before speaking. (But damnnit to hell) It does not. I mean isn't that what we are taught growing up...Mom says "Think before you Speak" then none of that would have happened. The list of people to include yourself could go on forever, have said that very line knowing that they too at some point have said the same thing. So we have a few different oops or foot in mouth so many clever sayings for the simple fact that "You my dear Fucked Up". So my question is how does one fix it? This is where I ask for your help, because my way seems to add fuel to the fire so to speak. If you think about it we have all at some point or time said..."wow?! Did I really say that"? And some of us are found

Missing Metallica Fan Update
(CNN) -- Police tentatively identified remains found on a remote farm as the Virginia Tech student who disappeared in October during a Metallica concert. Morgan Harrington, a 20-year-old education major, went to the concert at the University of Virginia's John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville, Virginia, on October 17. She was separated from her friends and was the subject of repeated searches. Police said skeletal remains were found in a hay field on a 700-acre farm with no public access point. Police said there was significant evidence, but declined to specify what leads them to believe the remains are Harrington's. They said however an autopsy should confirm the identity. During the concert, Harrington left her friends to use the restroom, Virginia State Police spokeswoman Corinne Geller said Wednesday, and when she did not return they called her on her cell phone at 8:48 p.m. She told them she was outside the arena and could not get back in because of its policy, Geller

London Weekend & Fun
Last weekend was awesome, Ashley and I decided to head to London and have a fun weekend. We were both doing Burns poems at a Private London Club as part of their Burns Night celebrations. Ashley 'gets' Burns and I am not really sure of how to pronounce his work, but she taught me over the week. We flew into London at 8am on Friday morning, both of us exhausted as we don't do mornings well and I hate folk who fight for elbow space on the London tube. Some nasty wee man started pushing his elbow right into my side as he read his paper. Ashley was sitting opposite and glared at him, whilst making silent angry eyes at me, I waited till he got comfy and gave him a proper Glasgow dunt (a big shove) right back. He was startled but gave up trying to stick his arm under my left breast. I felt like turning round and saying "We will need a lubricant if you get any closer to my side boobs" but the dunt did it. He had the cheek to look at me as if I was wrong! Anyway we got to the Crownlawn

Rustic Dining
As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a rustic dining hall, where the food left something to be desired. When they were finished with their meals, they scraped the remains into a garbage pail and stacked the plates for the dishwasher. One worker, apparently not too happy after his first week on the job, was ahead of Danny in line. As he slopped an uneaten plate of food into the garbage, Danny heard him mutter, "Now stay there this time.

Sexual Hell Test
Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ... HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 52% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 52% on hellishness, higher than 24% of your peers.

Miss Me Yet? Sure, Like A Lanced Boil!
A billboard along Interstate 35, taken on Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010 in Wyoming, Minn., carries an image of former President George W. Bush and reads "Miss me yet?". Office manager Beverly Master of Schubert and Hoey Outdoor Advertising in Minneapolis says the message was purchased by a group of small business owners and people from the Twin Cities area who want to remain anonymous.

You Are
YOU ARE by Tx0utlaw May what ever light falls you will shine When the darkest of days is like the night You should always use sparingly your time For you are a light that will always be bright If silence is to be broken your voice shall ring Even in the vacuum of space shall it echo in the void Never should you waver to let a love song sing For you are the tone that will light that spark Like the warmth of the sun you shall be loved From a caring heart beat that you will believe Held with the strength of gravity gently as a dove For you are that angel of my affection you shall receive

Sext Butt Salutes
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Pua Training
This is a short and inspirational video that will show you what PUA Training is all about and what you should expect to get out of one of their products and/or boot camps. Gambler, the PUA Training CEO, isn't afraid to admit and even show you that he was an AFC that turned into a pick up artist almost overnight, and with PUA Training he says that he can do the same for you!

Your House
I have built a house for you in a small town I know. the streets are paved with sliver tears and reddish blue strings of gold. To reach your house all you have to do is follow main street. Along the way you may see one or two of the local residents but not many for there has only been a few. Your house sits on top of a hill in the shadow of an oak tree. A tire swings hangs in remembrance of what was and what never will be. Look past the swing and you will see the stairs I have built. Embedded in the stairs are cravings of dogs in blue trim. Along the railing you will find a ribbon leading to a bow tied to a a door, your door open it. You do not need a key, you never did. As you cross the thresh hold you will see a welcome mat. There is an inscription read it and know I promise still. Stand still and listen to the sounds of this house I have built. Listen to it breath, listen to it sigh. Can you hear the whisper? Can you hear the voice? Following the whisper

Greet.
There comes the hurt.All the burnt, severed pieces returned to me.All the things I flung into the night.Bitter metal.Cold fingers.Wet sneezes full of sting and blood.Sour like day old laundry.Unwelcome like a fifth place at dinner. Over the blank hill.The sinking star backdrop.Open field of dry, salty, cracked earth.Nowhere to hide.No shady brook to contemplate.No time to runmy feet were too tired anyway, my shoes too thin.No place but to plop, restand kiss the innevitable as it passes. The holes it will leave in methe scrapes and six inch grazesthis time will anything be left?

"lollipop (remix)" (feat. Static Major, Kanye West)
"Lollipop (Remix)" (feat. Static Major, Kanye West) [Lil Wayne - Intro] Uh-huh...No homo (Young Mula, baby...) I say he so sweet, make her wanna lick the rapper... Remix, baby! [Kanye West] Lollipop, lollipop Breasts is just like Dolly Part-on She ride my spaceship 'til she hit the top That hit the spot, 'til she ask "How many li-i-li-i-licks do it take 'til she get to shop?" Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze Tell her, "Girl, like Doritos, that's (na-cho cheese)" Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm tryin to (Lay) I cain't (only have one) and I ain't tryin to wait" This a song with Wayne, say you know it's gon' melt Butchu ain't finna murder me like everybody else I'ma rap like I got some type of respect for myself I don't do it for my health, man I do it for the belt Man, I do it to the death, 'til the roof get melt Hunnid degrees, drop the roof, so the Coupe don't melt Man, the flow so cold, chicken soup won't help We need fo' mo' hoes, we need ohh-ohh-OH-OHHH!! You know what i

Stupid
Oscar favorite Mo'Nique has given her manager/husband a free pass to be unfaithful, insisting an affair wouldn't mean the end of their marriage. The "Precious" star has revealed she and husband Sidney Hicks have an open marriage - and she has known her soul mate for too long to file for divorce over any infidelity. In a candid new pre-Oscars chat with newswoman Barbara Walters, Mo'Nique says, "Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That's not a deal-breaker. That's not something that would make us say, 'Pack your things and let's end the marriage.' "What if it's 20 times? So what? We've been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don't know who they're laying next to. I'm very comfortable and secure with my husband." So I guess she'll be secure with getting an STD from her skanky hubby. Wow. Now that is love!

Microsoft 70-290 Exam Test Study: Practice Questions For Passing Test
Microsoft 70-290 Exam test study: practice questions for passing test Test4pass 70-290 Certification Exam There are many online resources for preparing for the 70-290 exam - Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment. Read below to discover why Test4pass.com is your premier source for practice tests, and true testing environment. You reasons for selecting the leader in online certification preparation - Test4pass.com. 70-290 Downloadable, Printable Exams (in PDF format):We are all well aware that a major problem in the IT industry is that there is a lack of quality study materials. Our 70-290 Preparation Exam Material provides you everything you will need to take a certification examination. Details are researched and produced by Certification Experts who are constantly using industry experience to produce precise, logical and verified explanations for the answers. You may get questions from different web sites or books, but logic is the key. Microsoft 70

Untitled
A prolonged love unleashed at last feelings of a dove renewed from the past he intrigues me deeply within A hidden soul found in a spirit of sin our minds are weak we hunger for passion desire surrounds us our hearts are joined as one Writtin by Kat Buske/Richardson

The Love To Fish
Wear the gear bring the beer Read the book bait the hook Cast your line relax on cloud nine The fish pulls with all its might ah the thrill of the fight The colors that flash when it hits the light oh such a sight Release it back to the wild the weather is very mild Not all like to fish but love it on a dish Love being on the lake the fish will be mine to take Writtin by Kat Buske/Richardson

The Shortcut
There was an alley that shortened Kayla's walk by ten minutes when she went from her house to the store. To be more precise, it was her uncle's house. She was living with him while she was in school. She could take the long way and stay on the sidewalk by the street, but the alley was quicker and more fun. Who doesn't like to kick around in an empty alley? Only lately it wasn't always empty. One morning, almost noon, she could hear voices as she came around the curve. There were four guys gathered on one side talking, leaning, spitting, one was smoking. When they saw her they went silent. She walked with a strong steady step and gave them a quick glance as she passed. "Morning," without making eye contact. After she was a few yards past them she heard a low groan and a quiet voice behind her say, "Holy shit, would I like to have a piece of that." When she walked back home the men were gone, just some cigarette butts left on the ground where they had been standing. After that fir

Falling For Someone On The Internet
First of all I want to say I am relatively new the whole Internet thing. I never bothered with computers in the past till my parents forced me to move to Florida with them last year till i moved back home to Colorado shortly after my 19Th birthday in January. Happiest day of my adult life when I left Florida to come back home. Anyway, when I moved to Florida I felt so lost and lonely so I discovered the Internet to communicate to all my friends back home. I did fine a lesbian website that I thought was OK but I don't know I just couldn't really get into the topics that they had on there. Even though I am still a member of the site I don't hardly ever go on it no more. Somehow, I stumbled onto this site somehow. Oh, be careful ladies on how you type the web address. I typed it wrong one time and all I got to say, "Wow, what a site it took me too!" Since I started this site I got to say I met a lot of nice girls from all over the USA. I don't think any of them where from any other cou

Just To Taste You
In the still of the evening Without sunlight to intrude I see the twilight's in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While romance fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet perfume Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your sweet body comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious sexy curves You have a taste I can't resist And your breast show some response When I touch them with a kiss As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so much pleasure For ecstasy is here With you

One Day
One day i wont be here.One day when you have a problem you wont be able to call me for help.One day when you want to send a message i wont ever recieve it.One day when Im not here I wont be able to tell you I love you so much and cherish every moment I have had with you.Never regret anything we ever did regret the things we didnt have a chance to do because it was too late.Remember all the tears we got to see roll off each others faces and remember all the kisses and hugs.Dont ever leave my side when i need you cause i will never leave yours.

I Am
I am invincible.I am nothing.I am here, yet gone.Mind blown in the wind.I am meYet moreAnd less.Mind without End.My soulLost alonegone wandering.I have lost my thoughts.I am hereYet there I wentWho watches?Gone as a feather on the wind.

Leave The Pieces
by the Wreckers You're not sure that you love meBut you're not sure enough to let me goBaby it ain't fair, you knowTo just keep me hanging 'roundYou say you don't want to hurt meDon't want to see my tearsSo why are you still standing hereJust watching me drown?And it's alright, yeah I'll be fineDon't worry about this heart of mineJust take your love and hit the roadThere's nothing you can do or sayYou're gonna break my heart anywaySo just leave the pieces when you goNow you can drag out the heartacheBaby you can make it quickReally get it over withAnd just let me move onDon't concern yourselfWith this mess you left for meI can clean it up, you seeJust as long as you're goneAnd it's alright, yeah I'll be fineDon't worry about this heart of mineJust take your love and hit the roadThere's nothing you can do or sayYou're gonna break my heart anywaySo just leave the pieces when you goYou're not making up your mindIt's killing me and wasting timeI need so much more than thatYeah, yeah, yeah

Sometimes I Cry
So I just got this from my ex... an ex from 13 years ago... I've known him since I was 5 years old. Do you ever look back at your past and miss the possible future.. if so click 'yes'... and we'll be married and your son and mine will be our kids. Wish things where that easy... but once you fuck something up or they fuck up something... you can't get it back, their is no recovery without a lot of effort...sometimes herculean in it's scope It always makes me wonder, what the hell some ladies are thinking when they take a cheater back into their arms? Love, yup, that must be it... now go pick out that wedding dress... remember me saying that to you? How did it work out for you? Ever wonder why it is easier to write about pain, then joy? We all write or express our pain to anyone who listens... But how many people do we express our joy to... I miss you. There comes a point where you just love someone. Not because they are good, or bad, or anything really. You just lo

Youth Unchained
Pure youth is but the fleeting dreamsof lust drenched with desirewhere passion plans her future schemes with hope once forged in fire. Time plods like gods, at paltry pace,when men first lose their truthas part of false perception's face when life first lies to youth. Youth rails to speed the passing years, impatient to be free, convinced old fools are fueled by fears that haunts all reverie. Forgotten failures flow like wine, no lessons learned or gained. Bravado braves each border lineinside young souls unchained. But years move on, we all must age, and all must brace to facethat solid wall we all must gauge;then conquer and embrace. Each varied test both cools and burnsin strange dichotomy,it gives the gift of pride then turnssweet youth to memory. Poem By Tammy C.

Gone But Not Forgotten
Gone but not forgoteen your spirit lies within when ever i see things , they remind me of you . when i'm looking out across the ocean , or im driving by field with horses , i sense your spirit there when i look at your photos , which i had taken more , but i will never forget you , becuase your a part of me . when i look into the clouds , like to think your there . Some people tell me , that its time to let go of you . buts much easier said then done , afterall you were and will always be my mum. I think i will always remember you each may. I'm still waiting to put flowers on your grave but its much to far . i'm with you in spirit you helped make me who i am . I hope your proud of who i've become please remeber i'm perfect though .. sometimes i'm lost .. lost in he world without my mother to guide me along . you are gone but not forgotten your spirit will always live on.

How Active Is Your Imagination?
You Have an Extremely Active Imagination Your mind is vivid, lively, and colorful. There is a lot going on in your head. You have the ability to make pictures and movies in your mind. You are extremely visual. Your creativity knows no bounds. You don't put restrictions or limits on your thoughts. You have a gift that other people wish they had. So exercise that imagination as much as you want! How Active is Your Imagination? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

I Should Have Known
I should have known better thanto fall in love with youIt's all just a fading memory I should have known nothing would come of thisI should have knownyou wouldn't catch meI should have known you would never leave her for meI should ahve knownyou were only going to break my heartBut no matter how much my heart is breakingi just can't seem to let go.

Standing Nearby
I can do it myself, I protest, but, I know it's not true.Open me to limitless love found in the skillful caring of those who know first-hand my present trouble.They bring a message home and I feel close,as close as angel wings beating gently upon my stubborn loneliness.

Moms!
These words have special meaning to me! My Mom passed away this past Oct., 2006. My husband & I had the honor of caring for her in our home, when she became so she couldn't carry on her usual lifestyle. Since we cared for her, I felt it was my duty, (as her child) to plan for her HOMEGOING, so I made a rough draft of how I wanted her funeral program to be. This is just one of the pieces I included within her tribute:MOMSThe young mother set her foot on the path of life, "is this the long way?" She asked. The guide said:"Yes! And the way is hard and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."But the young mother was happy and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children and gathered flowers for them along the way and bathed them in the clear streams and the sun shone on them and the young mother cried,"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."Then the night came with a storm and

Very Profound Words, I Once Read!
A few years ago an article for Essence magazine about forgiving my father for all he had done. For so many years I was angry with him. I do believe that when I was growing up this man hated me to my core. I don't remember any happy memories with him. And I'm sure there had to be some, but it'sfunny what a child will hang on to. Like the times when I would be in my room sitting, reading or playing and the hairs on the back of my neck would stand up. I would turn and look at the window in the door and there he would stand staring at me as if he could kill me. I used to pretend that I was somewhere else (I think that's where my imagination and story telling was born). He would call me profane names all of the time. He would beat me with anything that he could get his hands on. He would play terrible mind games with me all the while beating and abusing my mother--especially when she tried to protect me.Needless to say I had a lot to forgive. And I needed to because the first 28 years of my

The Beginning...
Ok, so I suppose I'm back on the weight loss wagon.... I'm down about 13 pounds at the time of this posting. It's not as much as I would like but I suppose that a loss is a loss... So this latest attempt was brought about as a result of some hurtful comments made by an ex of mine. He pulled the fat card to insult me in an online forum (not this one) and it really got to me. Don't get me wrong, I am not in denial about my weight and I readily admit that I am fat. It hurt coming from him, though, because he always reassured me that I was beautiful no matter how big I was. I know I shouldn't let him get to me... after all, he's a 30 year old manchild who still lives at home with his parents, has a job that barely pays over minimum wage, has no ambition, no balls, a tiny dick, and really has no room to talk when it comes to being overweight. Even though I have more than enough dirt that I could truly do some damage to his already pathetic life, I chose to move on rather than seek re

Ohio, California, Florida,
Is Ohio, California, or Florida the state with the most idiots on fubar? Or are there other regions and nations that carry that distinction? A. Ohio B. California C. Florida D. Other E. Who really cares, we can make fun of idiots from everywhere.

Depression
They want me to push you away. They say you hurt me, but I don't want to believe. For I find a certain safety in your arms of ugliness, the only things that want to embrace me lately. And even when I think I'm done with this abuse, I don't know the sweet words that will sweep you away, some old childhood incantation that crawled away from my bitter memory when it turned its back for a moment. You are a sickness; I cannot control you, though there are magical concoctions that can. But I cannot make the quest for them alone, and you have me feeling as though there's no one who loves enough to help. They don't believe me when I tell them that you have taken over who I am. I know not if they deny your power, your existenance, or the fact that you have chosen me for your victim. I only want to go back and forget I ever looked into your dark eyes. But it is too late and I feel as though our tainted courtship has ruined everything. You do not comfort me when I cry in dark cornors, but you pus

What A Dad!
MEXICO CITY, Mexico (AP) -- Prosecutors in the capital charged Sunday that a man who reported his two children kidnapped last week really gave them to a woman to settle a debt of 25,000 pesos, or about $1,925. The kidnapping report from Javier Covarrubias, 20, set off riots and street blockades in the poor Tepito neighborhood in central Mexico City as dozens of residents demanded that authorities provide more security. The city prosecutor's office said in a statement that Covarrubias admitted he lied about his children's disappearance to keep his wife from finding out about his debt. However, when the suspect was displayed to journalists Sunday as prosecutors announced his arrest, he denied the prosecutor's account, according to the websites of the Mexico City newspapers Reforma and El Universal. Prosecutors said police were still looking for the two children. The office did not give the age of the youngsters, but media reports have said they are 1 and 2.

Freedom Of Speech?
10:17am reply Natius: i didnt ask your fucking opinion... i dont look the way i do to please evryone else do you think she had the right to block me because i rated her a 5 and said i didn't like her new blonde hair color? she says she does it to please herself yet can't take criticism from anyone else than why allow open comment for? maybe she just wanted me to be like all the other males saying she looks hot n sexy and stuff and not be myself yet it's ok for her to be such! pffffffffffft!

Live Broadcasting On Brazil Vs North Korea Dpr Fifa 2010 Streaming On 15 Jun, 2010
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You
we dressed. i in tight black jeans with a dressy black t with a few buttons at the top and you in much the same thing. from the time we left out room untill we got dining roon in the hotel, threw the meal and back to our room again there were hands everywhere that they could get and heat building in us both not to mention the heated kisses we shared every chance we got. finnaly inside the room wanting you i kiss you deeply.. as i stop kissing you i bring your bottom lip with me between my teeth.with a smile i release.still i have my hands beneath your shirt feeling your body, your heart pound and the heat.slowly i slide my hands to your back and pull you close. my hands slide down over your butt and along your thighs to your front and meet at your belly.holding the waist of your jeans i again pull you close and gently kiss you and sick you lip as i pull away.you smile as you pull your lip back into your mouth and tasting me there. hand gently gliging down the friont of your jeans

Against A Master's Wishes Part Deux
The last part in the Against A Master's Wishes series The Final Part There she stood, Chrissie, in a long leather jacket and jeans. She was a beautiful woman, with long light red hair, a slim curvy figure, and a set of full lips that were heaven to kiss. She took a step forward, wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me hard, her body pressed against mine. I kissed her back, opening my mouth to her probing tongue, my hands squeezing her ass before I closed the door. “How are you dear?” She giggled as she broke the kiss. Chrissie and I had been in a relationship a few years ago, but we both agreed we were better off as friends. She was last my relationship before I met Dawn and we got together. But just because we were friends didn’t mean we didn’t still have fun in the bedroom occasionally, without Dawn knowing of course. We were both big fans of bondage and domination, taking turns being a dominant when we were together. “I am excell

Aligned
Ever get that feeling when everything in your world seems to be aligned just right and you are completely happy. Well that is definatly where my life is at the moment. At 23 I can say I am finally content with where things are and are going in my life. To think it took all these years to feel this way and I wouldn't trade it in for anything in the world. To know I am waking up next to the person I would do anything for and know they would do the same for me is absolutly amazing.

Binded By Love
I put so much into what we had … Got lost in the past with you in my heart. Lord knows I would go to the ends of the world to Make you happy. It’s a damn shame that you did not see it in the same Light as I did. All broken up and shattered with pain of losing you When in reality I never did have you. You was playing silly ass games… got the wool pulled over my eyes . For those looking from the outside in would say I was Blinded by love. Whatever you want to call it… the pain is too great to Deal with. My mind is spinning out of control. Like I cant seem To find my way back to home. Clouds fill up my mind . I can feel the tears building up in my eyes And the pounding in my chest is getting greater Lord, why does it hurt so much? I thought that love wasn’t suppose to be so painful. Why do I feel so shameful? I feel as though I’m a flightless bird that doesn’t know How to use my own two feet. All I want to know is…

The Best Sex I've Ever Had.
He and I used to spend an hour making out on the couch before anything. Now that is a lost art, making out. Anymore, it's just 'Let's fuck' before it ends in disappointment. Not this guy. He'd meet me at the door with a passionate kiss, then we'd sit on his couch and watch a movie, or sometimes we'd watch wrestling. He'd look at me with those big blue eyes and smile, and then boom, we're making out all hot and heavy. When we'd hit it, he'd get me to scream so loud that his upstairs neighbors would turn on the vacuum. They probably ended up with the cleanest carpet in that apartment complex. One time, he got me off, no shit, 7 times. I thought multiple orgasms were a myth until that day. I will never forget the music, either. Massive Attack's "Mezzanine", which he had bought that day, was playing on his computer. This guy, the quiet one... so socially awkward that I was surprised I got his number, rocked my world. We broke up when he got orders to go back to Alabama. I

What Type Of Sushi Are You?
You Are Salmon Sushi You are strong willed person who loves to try new things. You are highly adventurous. You don't like being told that you can't do something. You resent too many rules. You have an appreciation of all of life's complexities. You enjoy contradiction. You notice subtleties more than most people. You have a discerning palette. What Type of Sushi Are You? Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

I Just Wanted To Find Her
today was just another dreary day, my thoughts were rambling theu my head, i had checked everything i wanted to know about this gorgeous lady but i couldnt find her...i didnt know her personally, or even intimately for that matter i just saw her one day on the bus....she had a smile that could not be beat, her eyes like blue diamonds glistening in the light, she glowed like morn dawning, sunrising and hining in my face, i heard her speak, my heart sank for her voice were like chimes. i know shes here someplace i thought, my heart racing to find her but alas she isnt....my thoughts were.....shes gone and now shes avoiding me like the plague.....my head bowed down, my thoughts dashed to the street....my strength drained from th e search.... and all iwanted to do ws find her....

Fu-anal Much, Mike?
So, in a conversation with a new friend, I attempted to say (this site's name) sucks at night. After quite a few failed attempts, I changed it to say this site is dead at night. The reply went through. Is today prove-to-me-that-the-site-owners-and-admin-are-childish day or something? After that bit with scrapper and now this, I'm really starting to wish there were some way for me to communicate how retarded they've made themselves seem to me.

I Am Busy
I am really busy this week. I am testing all week for my Red belt in Bok-Fu and it is serious business...Yes I am testing with a broken patella. I am not dead so I can still kick ass. Yes it hurts at the end of class but I have suffered far worse pain than this. Nothing is going to keep me from training, not even death. I am so close to my black belt in this style I can taist it. This is one of the hardest arts to receive a black belt in. Taekwondo was nothing compaired to what I do now. I am the only student who trains in multiple systems he has in his dojo, Bok-Fu, Judo, Sport Jiu-Jitsu, kick-boxing, and defensive weapons. I hold a belt in each style (well defensive weaposn we do not have belts) and I have a black belt already in Taekwondo...again I am the only student he has that hold the most belts. There is only one other student who is close , a 2nd degree black belt who has 3 belts Taekwondo, Bok-fu, and Jiu-jitsu, he is a black belt in each style. He is also a world Champion

More Embarrassment
Since I'm on this kick, I thought I'd throw out some common embarrassments: Walking into walls - sober. Going through the house at night in the dark only to discover someone closed a door. Waving back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you. Saying hello to someone just as you realize they aren't who you thought they were. When someone next to you starts talking and you didn't hear them so you ask, "What?" or, even worse, partake in the conversation only to discover they are on their blue-tooth ear-piece. When your shoelaces are untied and you trip on them in Wal-mart. When the employees catch you playing in the toy section (at age 30). "Can I help you?" You play it off with, "Nah, I'm just lookin'." Wet farts. Coming back from the bathroom into the dark theater and mistakenly sitting down next to a stranger. Especially if you start eating their popcorn or drinking their soda. Forgetting where you parked. Then finding your car and your keys don't work because it's the

Meh
She moves her body like a cycloneAnd she makes me wanna do it all night longGoing hard when they turn the spotlights onBecause she moves her body like a cycloneJust like a cycloneShe moves her body like a cycloneAnd she makes me wanna do it all night longGoing hard when they turn the spotlights onBecause she moves her body like a cycloneA mighty cycloneNow look at that peppa'On the back of that bumpa'She aint even playinWhen she's shakin that ruppa'And oh, you aint know?She gets lower than a muffla'Even with her girlfriendsShow stopping with a hustla'The way she move her bodyShe might see the MaseratiShe wanna put it on meTryna show me her tsunami

The Seven Lords
Invoke the power of the sun To quell this poisoned fear We must destroy the chosen one No god alive can stop us now Shatter the sacred tear Wrap our souls in hallowed night Free from suffering and pain Desecrate the holy light Our heads will never bow Celebrate the rise of Cain Shielded by this frail flesh A divine storm roars inside The gaping jaws that pound and thresh Break open heaven's gates A punishment for genocide Weapons of our own design Cleave apart immortal skin The celestial forces align All the beauty that he hates You must know the end to begin