Fubar Blog Posts 2

Uh?.hellooooo?????
I was on vacation in November, 2007...i met someone the 2nd to last day of my vacation, but did see him before i went home....... of course after a considerable amount of time, he was forgotten and the high wore off.... THEN?...in February, 2008, he sends me a "card" indicating he is "..thinking of me..".... .who does this sort of thing?..someone who just brok up with his gf or someone looking for sumthing on the side??????????..OR are guys just really that slow? wondering what i should do about THIS one...

Uhhhhh....
Blahblahblah...oh...sorry... sunday...bike license day...still feel like a bag of runny shit set out in the sun on a busy highway... thanks to allllllll my beautiful friends out there in this wacky fucking cherry land...nice tits y'all!!! except you Ray... no seriously...gives an anti-social type person who has trouble with people an actual chance to meet people...now before everyone starts thinkin I'm goin soft...did I mention nice tits y'all??

Uhhhgggg Stupid People
I so dispise stupid people and that seems like all I have dealt with today. First of all the stupid tree trimmers that my neighbor hired was dropping lims over the privacy fence into my backyard. I went out and said something about them taking them with them and told them I would put my dogs inside so that they could. Well the stupid men did take them, but then left the gate open. HELLO, I SAID I HAVE DOGS. Why the hell would you leave a gate open to a backyard that 1.) you had to open and 2.) not only has dogs, but also has BEWARE OF DOG sign right on the gate. So it's not like they idiot guys could forget that dogs lived in the yard! Anyhow thinking that they were smart men (stupid me) let my dogs back out into their yard without checking the fence. I had to hunt my dogs down! I am so glad nothing happened to them while they were out of the yard!

Uhhh K
Apparently someone named "Meg" joined and I was the refer o.O Well I do know a Megan, but she has a Cherry Tap and she doesn't really like it... I'm gonna assume that when I had linked the profile to my blogspot someone from there viewed it and joined. Cause I don't know anyone who looks like that or goes by Meg.

Uhhh
I have finally accepted that love does not exist, especially for me. The ones that i cared about proved that they do not care about me. *sigh* done=t wanna sound like a bitch or anythin of the sort, im just writtin my thoughts out on here, cuz i find that this is like the only way i can vent even a little bit. But yeah, i feel like i want 2 die now, but i know that that ain't gonna happen. I am very lonely, and a v....lol, wait a min, i noticed something.... MY LIFE IS LIKE GONNA BE LIKE THE 40 Year Old Virgin's lol, o man, that movie was funny... Well, im hoping to gain the money so i can get a jump start on Street Racing. but yeah, back on the topic. Well, I realize that im not very well liked for reasons unknown. Maybe because im not an Ass like alot of men. I guess that is one of the few things that set me apart from anyone else. O well, my only hope is to continue my martial arts, hoping that it will rid me of emotions and such, cuz i find that emoti

Uhhh...
Anyone know whats up with the bulletins today??? I almost miss the bulletin drama that some people like to stir up. Anyways..I was going to post a bulletin earlier asking for help. And this time its NOT for a contest/giveaway/leveling up thing. Its for a marinade recipe. I want to surprise my family with a new yummy chicken marinade. So, If anyone has a tip...I'd like to hear it.:)

Uhhhhhhhh Lust?
The taste of your lips, so sweet and divine,The touch of your hand when it’s holding mine The feel of your neck as I kiss it softly.The sense of your body when you’re feeling naughty. I want to explore your inner emotions I need to read your outward notions. I love to feel your energy flow. I wish to go down and kiss you below. You’re getting so hot I can feel your flames. You’re acting like a tiger that I wish to tame. You’re gonna explode but I wont let you yet. You’re here to get it all, and all you will get. It’s time to roll over and come on inside. Mister, you’re in for one hell of a ride. Daring yet caring in so many ways. Our bodies entwined like a twisted maze. Our minds are cascading with pleasurable thoughts. Do we dare to perform them? Will it hit the spot? This was sent to me........ whew

Uhhhh Ohh Finally!
Well I have some news since my last bloggie!...*drum roll* I got a babysittin job.. and I start tomorrow. Oh boy! Thank gosh I already know the child. Her name is Jamie and she is 2. Its kellys niece and well it might only last a month. But its 150 bi weekly and thats like more money then we had coming in even for a month. Sooooo of course i tell dennis and he says we need to talk about it and all this.. its like no.. I already decided soo fuk off. She will be coming here soo I dont have to go no wheres. Gahhh soo nervous though! I'm just happy to have something. To get him off my back Jamie is a little cutie I'm sure I will have my hands full. After her.. taking on 5 kids will be easy! hahaha :) Just had to share.. wish me luck!

Uhhh...what?
It's Sunday. I'm at...WORK! Again, I volunteered but still. What was I thinking? Ah yes...wanting to decrease the workload on Monday and I was thinking overtime. Mhm that's what it was. I saw dollar signs. But I'm here all by myself! I keep hearing some noises in the warehouse and I have to say..it's starting to creep me out a little. I never hear these noises on normal workdays... I dunno how I feel about moving. Kind of excited, kind of scared. OK, way scared. Not sure why...I mean, when we were in North Carolina I might as well have been by myself. My stupid husband was never around. And I'm not just talking about the deployments. There were times when he just...neglected to come home for days. Weeks too probably. This reminds me once again why I'm glad it's over. But back to my point, I was 21 hours away then and I did ok. Little more money coming in but... This place will only be about 4 hours away from home and I'm working for a good company and people from THIS office

Uhhhh. Yeah
a barrage of logic, incessant in sum.. a charge of elation interminably. an egre of cognizance , exotic in its nascency............ adrift.....ethereal spate of revelry. Ocassion amongst the incubus of us, I ascend the minarets of amity, asylum for the enamoured... There I linger in delirium for amnesty within you! Or impalement on the sabre of IF!

Uhhh Ok
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ok
hey pplz so i thot i would try this out and see i am tryin to new things so yea who ever wants to know anything bout me lemme know i have 2 yr old daughter for those who dont know and her name is madison so yea um.... anyone wanna know anything lemme know!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhh....
So I was thinking about the concept of truth today. What is truth? Is it just our own version on what we percieved to have happened? I think so. Maybe. Different people see different things different ways, right? I mean we all know someone who sees things different than we do. And some people have an obviously skewed view or perception of thier own reality, we all know them too, quit playin'. I guess what had me wondering..... Am I one of those people? Not looking for an answer, just felt like throwing it out there.

Uhh Hi?
So wow its been a long time since I logged in to here,even longer since i wrote.Life has changed dramtically and repeatedly. Theres been love,loss,heart ache and heart break.Happiness,Sadness, and even a little bit of confusion.(nothing new on that for me LoL) Jet and i finally got married after a 4 year engagement.We got married on the spur of the moment almost 2 years ago after somethings had happened that caused us to reevaluate our life. We've been through several girls over the course of time,only 3 having actually gotten close to being anything near where we wanted....and all 3 hurt us /broke our hearts in thier own ways.Eventaully one of 2 things will happen.We'll meet and find the "one" or I'll go straight LMAO Other then that there isnt much.We bought a new house,which has lead us into trying to find friends and thus far that has failed miserably. Well since I seriously doubt anyone even reads this I think ill end it.

Uhhh
i think im in love with a whore. -_- why. why the one person i want more than anything has to have a million other people after them wtf -_-. im trying to steal their heart but they never really say anything so i have no clue. i just want a true honest to god whole hearted chance.

Uhhh .. .. Oh, George Michael, Help!
LISTEN WITHOUT PREDJUDICE is a perfect CD for my thots / feelings these days. My 2 faves are -- ~~ Something To Save ~~ ---- oh CRAP ,, i fergot the 2nd one! I'll edit this entry L8r!! ---- (looks 4 cd, just had it in Dad's truck 2day, on trip to therapy) Lol. Was a good cd 4 that road trip. 30mi outta town every 2 wks. My therapist rawks! He's very laid back =D

Uhh I Dunno
ouch my cod dont u hate it when u wake up and your tooth is hurting. WELL I DOOO> grrrrrrr. I broke my foot a couple of weeks ago and havent been able to go get it fixed cause i dont have a valid id and i would go get one if i had my birth certificate. your bropbaly thinking y dont u jusg go getit.Icant! you have to have a valid i d to get your birth certificate but a bith certificate to get a valid id how stupid is that. im sooo pissed.i need to get a job but cant be cause of the hole no id thing isnt that stupid!well thats all i have to day peace love and a good fuck to yall!

Uhh Life? Lol
Just wanted to say that I love this site except that there seems to be quite a bit of freaks on here. I mean not that I'm against that or anything but that's not the reason I started one. lol Well umm so far I like the people I've come in contact with, nice guys and girls alike...haven't really talked to the girls much but that's only cuz I like talkin to guys a lot more. It's more interesting getting a guys view on things...well that's all for now ^_^ catchya later ;)

Uhhmmmm Wtf ?
Ok... so I just happened to be fucking around with my friends camera and takin some misc. bullshit pics and whatnot... but before I show 'the one' let me show you this.... These are some of the pictures on my wall.. Friends just being themselves.. random pics... Now note the girl in the middle, bottom, with her tongue out, below the one of my boy in the blue shirt. That's my girl Leona just being herself ;) When I copied the pics to my computer after I was fucking around with it.. I noticed this... Peep the one I just took like 20mins ago... Look at the pic right in front of my face.. below my homeboy in the blue shirt (it's kinad dark but you can see him).... It's the one that really fucking stands out. You can kinda make out a face... but.... WTF!?!

Uhh! Two Yr Olds!!
well. My nephew turned two on saturday- I took my son to his b-day party. And boy did I have my hands full!! He threw a temper tantrum because I didn't want him to just go and open the kids presents.... so luckily my sister let him help. then when we went to leave, he threw another tantrum because he wanted to take toys with him!! I wish he could understand that those aren't his - and he can play with them - not take them home. What upset me is the brother in law that molested me, was there, and was gonna yell at my kid when he had a tantrum. I hate having to even be around him!! and I don't want my kid around him either. I don't know what to do, Am I suppose to cut off the family from seeing my son if the guys there? or is that just hurting him? this really sucks! well, I just can't wait for him to be old enough to be able to explain to him certain things..

Uh Huh!!!
so next friday i'm going to see Ten the Pearl Jam tribute band. which is gonna be pretty cool, i hope. I got some exciting news yesterday but i'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm excited though. Well that's all that goes on in my exciting life. ROCK ON BITCHES!!! JAX

Uh Huh
im gunna have a 3sum with 2 guys and its gunna be weird as all hell kinda freaked out nothing planned so far just that i guess ive never done anything like that so im sure itll be interesting the guy i cheated on my bf with is now my bf i guess right we did the dirty like 10 times in one night so hes a keeper anyhow im pretty sure im gunna have things done to me that i never thought possible i dont mind i want to try everything once ..or twice anyhow lol anyhow i dont regret dumping my bf like im kinda wondering why i was with him if im not that worried about it cuz i loved him and i believe i still do but shit haha i had anal sex weird lol i had to throw that in there its new years ive been invited to 2 parties which ive never been invited to a keg before like last week i mean sure i might have but just me and not Sonya wow im surprised no i dont think im gunan go becuz im not wanting to cheat again and i think that there would be some kinda peer presure to do so i mean last time i

Uh Huh...
random thoughts: * its saturday now and i need to get out!! * i need to get laid * i need a haircut * i'm a horny bastard * had a good night...went out on a date..good times * listening to NlN they rock! * i doubt anyone reads this but whatever * i miss my homies * started a new job last week * i think i'm too nice to girls * super bowl sun: go bears! anywayz this is all i have to say...have a nice day! peace ~Dj

Uhhuh
Dancing with the world, I call my own Stringing along my hopes and dreams Impatient anticipation Fulfilling my every move Wondering gaze of confusion Tailored needfulness Taking deep breaths of conspiracy Running Walking Crawling

Uh Huh Uh Huh
UH HUH UH HUH (Begin 1st Verse) Self pleasure tickilin it with a feather. So it's no longer deader then the zombies from 6 feet under. Total mind plunder makes me wonder. If this emcee has any particular caliper. No I don't thats just what I do. Make ya blue or even better yet a circus fool. Oh what to do who knew that another white rapper was here to make us look like baboons. Ending quotes with till soon. Hangin by a noose. Felt like you where raped by a moose. Don't let my toungue cut loose. Cause in the end you are the one looking obtuse. Vocal abuse using vocab to be slender and acuse. You of being insane cranial pain turned into slain. I am so deranged pa system saying I am paged. Upstaged but yet still on the ground. I like that sound. Reminds me of the days when I was fucking around. In my old home towns. Now it's nothing but frowns. From the streets I use to walk cause I am no longer around. WOW and how. (End 1st Verse

Uh Huh...
what is the reality of cyberspace... when the monitor glow fades only the darkness is left, no freindly electronic images to rattle the mind, no pulses of light to remember you by, it would be nice to hold those most dear, static remains only for a molment... am i remembered till i return?

Uh Huh ..
The wish that won't come true, the song that won't be sung, the words that won't be spoken over, before we've begun. the feelings we can't express, the laughs we can't share, the facts i can't tell you just how much i care. your lips, i'll never kiss, your warmth, i'll never know, holding you close, holding you tight and never letting go. saying, "good morning," as you wake, watching you in a peaceful sleep, the way i feel, the love i have, but it's all just a secret i keep. your beautiful eyes, the glances exchanged, the silence or talking all night, our shared love of music or an old flick, how you and me feel so 'right.' sitting beside you longing for your touch, or missing you more everyday. spewing my words like a raging volcano, 'til i no longer know what to say. Jessie

Uh Huh
So im willing to give away an ipod nano to anyone who can whore out my site and sell something for me. If you make two sales, ill give you an ipod nano AND a psp If you sell 3 things for me, ill give you an ipod nano, a psp, AND a ps2 If you sell 4 things for me, ill give you an ipod nano, a psp, AND a ps2 AND whatever else you want from our store, INCLUDING the laptop or ps3 So pretty much all you have to do, is spam my link, tell your friends to check it out, and if they buy something tell them to use your name in the email to me :) Thats all. The more referals to the site you get, the more FREE stuff you get :) The only cost to you, is some of your time :) Heres the link to my store. http://hstrial-aschriefer.homestead.com/index.html

Uh-huh
yeah so it's been ages ..... but i just figured i'd say that i have this "thing" for someone. just a thing though, i guess, maybe more, maybe less. either way...wanted to mention my THING. haha, thing, right....?!? what a tool!!! fun fun..

Uh Huh Another One Fun Fun Fun
1. Were you happy when you woke up? no i was tired as heck from being woke up 4 or 5 times during the night 2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty? its been awhile 3. How is life going for you right now? could be better 4. When was the last time you held someones hand? a few days ago i held devons hand 5. What are you doing right now? making tess's day by answering this survey! 6.What color is your shirt? white 7. Who was the last person you talked to on aim? i dont have aim 9. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J? yep 10. Would you get married if you could right now? depends on who the person is, but i would have to lose the loser hubby i have now 11. What's the best feeling you've ever had? when i gave birth to my kids, and knowing that i was the person they depended on for everything. 12. Who was the last person, of the opposite sex you talked/messaged to? kevin 15. What is the next concert you're going

Uh Huh You Guessed It
What is your best friend's Mom's name? dont have a bf Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? now i cant tell you that Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? mr cooper . whew he was a hottie Have you ever made out in a movie theater? yeah What body part do you wash first? hair Do you have any peircings? just ears What's the strangest talent you have? once again i cant tell you that Do you have an innie or an outtie? INNIE What's your favorite flavored Pringles? SOUR CREAM AND ONION Have you ever been tied up? only one hand..lol What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? id say being late for curfew when i was younger Do you parallel park or drive around the block? PARALLEL PARK Have you ever had two dates in one night? no How many times have you been cussed out? maybe a few Which shoe do you put on first? RIGHT How old are you? 32 Have you ever been to a gay bar? yes! and omg it was so f

Uh Huh
I have 4.4 million in fubucks...not quite enough to make it to the spotlight... I have just over 1 million points to go to get Godmother.... I am stressed in real life, and this would put a smile on my face....so what are you going to do to make me smile???

Uh-huh
ive sat here for monthes now politly asking people to help me level and yet its always the same 2 or 3 people that come by and rate anything.hmm guess my boobs aint big enough.well heres my thoughts,fubar is nothing more then a popularity contest of which i dont fit in.so the hell with it what happens happens but im done helping others cause i never get anything in return.time to be a asshole i guess....

Uh Huh. Just As I Suspected!
When Burr Oak Cemetery went up for sale in 2001, the Illinois comptroller's office found money missing from trust funds at both the Alsip cemetery and at a Calumet Park cemetery owned by a company seeking to buy Burr Oak, a state official confirmed Saturday. The comptroller, which does some regulation of cemeteries, was alerted to the alleged irregularities in a maintenance trust fund at Cedar Park Cemetery, which was operated by Perpetua Holdings of Illinois Inc., office spokesman Alan Henry confirmed Saturday. Perpetua was seeking to buy Burr Oak at the time. James E. Becker, a former Perpetua employee, had sent a letter asking the comptroller to investigate his claims before clearing the sale of Burr Oak to Perpetua. The comptroller's office scrutinized the trust fund practices at Cedar Park and Burr Oak cemeteries, Henry said. In addition to uncovering "minor'' violations at Cedar Park, Henry said, an audit revealed that the former owners of Burr Oak had made $400,000 in illega

Uh Huh
To the girl whose beauty is present in all seasons I tell you why you are beautiful, here are the reasons: Your beauty extends into the heavens, it goes on forever and never lessens. Even when the clouds heighten you are here and the world brightens. You are like a fruit that constantly ripens your beauty continues to grow no mater what happens. My fondness for you constantly deepens because every time I see you my heart starts to weaken. You make everything else appear hollow where ever you are loveliness is sure to follow. You shine so bright you cast your own shadow a beauty that others would love to borrow. But try as they might your beauty they will never catch because something like you they could never match. Your beauty seems to increase with every breathe it tests the limits my imagination can stretch. It makes me question if what I am seeing is real I only know it is true by the way that I feel. Your beauty is so vast it can't be concealed there is no hiding it your beauty

Uh Huh
Why is it girls are always saying they want a nice guy and guys are always saying they want a nice girl. Yet they never seem to find each other? Maybe were all lying to each other about what we really want. So ill go first and speak honestly. I want a girl who is rich and will take care of my lazy bipolar ass . Ok Ok seriously A nice girl that I find attractive would work. Lol I'll even take care of my own lazy bipolar ass if needed.

Uh...i Hate This
Well obviously my body is telling me I am doing way too much. I am having to rethink my life big time and realize I am not superwoman. I am on strict bed rest these next two days and then slowly get moving the rest of the week. My body is under a lot of stress and I realized that after having been sick for three weeks and not healing and then having an asthma attack so bad that I almost died. If there is one thing I learned from this was to be blessed and happy with what I have and take my time with things. No for those of you who thought my status meant I was leaving fubar, I am not just saying goodbye for now while I rest up some LOL can't get rid of me that easily

Uh, Just Stuff
gosh life's frustrating — Wednesday, 13 September 2006 My rear passenger side blinker and brake lights don't work. I replaced them, and they still don't work. I thought there might be a fuse that goes to them. I replaced the blinker fuse. Well all the other blinkers worked before, so it's not that fuse, Duh. It might be the wiring harness?? It's looking like it's something to do with the wires. I don't know. I hope theirs some kind of easy fix to it that I am over looking. the temporary license runs out tomarrow. So I'm not sure if I can drive it tomarrow, or i can, but not the next day. I should have tried to get it taken care of earlier. ( the downsides to procastination ) I'm not sure what to do. Next week seems to be test week too. how fun. So I need to study and read and stuff for school. I also need to write a paper for political science. It only has to be 5 pages. It shouldn't be that hard, it's due in december. We just got the topics today, so I am just goi

Uh.....just A Few Things
So Last night, just a little off tilter and way too bored on the job I wrote a kickass anarchist blog. Then I tripped on the fuckin cord to my laptop and lost it all. Was some pretty intense shit to might I add....Meh I am sure I will have more to say about it again. I posted a new blog about 5 minutes ago. Its a song I am writing. Now just so some of you dont get the wrong idea it isnt written about or for anyone here.....Pieces of it were from a work of art my mom arranged some years ago after my dad wouldnt come back to her. And other parts are my own personal trials taken with a man known as Devon. Some of you know who he is, some of you dont. Either way today was the final string. Everything I have had of him I let go. There is no emotion left there. Again not that any of this is gonna matter to anyone. I just find it that song after song. Writing after writing. Painting after painting now I am just numb to the whole thing. I am sure I could eleborate on this more, but there i

Uh, Kinda Weird, But Ok.
Well I have got a bunch of visits I guess. I seem to get almost as much attention from guys as girls. But whatever, ya know your hot if gay people think your hot. lol. Well glad ya'll like my pics and stuff. Return me the favor of entertainment and leave some comments or something. Especially you girlies. thanks. Have a good night.

Uh Lol Being Alone.
I lost my mind last night, Kneeling in the shower. Cradling my body close, Praying for an answer. I lost my mind last night, Crying in the shower. Gasping for a single breath, Struggling for life. I lost my mind last night, Dying in the shower. Looking for a peice of me, Trying not to panic. I lost my mind last night, Lying in the shower. Huddling on the slick wet floor, Whispering 'please help me.' I lost my mind last night, Searching in the shower. Waiting for the tears to stop, Knowing that it's useless. I lost my mind last night, Traveling in the shower. Going places left behind, Hurting, raw, and weak. I lost my mind last night, Weeping in the shower. Hugging knees up to my chest, Wishing it was you. I lost my mind last night, Running in the shower. Aching from the bitter pain, Screaming from the lies. I lost my mind last night, Kneeling in the shower. Knowing that I can't be fi

Uhm
I didn't even know we could write blogs now~! Totally cool! I guess I will start off by saying GO BUCKEYE! Gotta love my boys they sure did Ohio right again last night. Now if I can just get the Browns to straighten their asses out which seems like a unforceen task! Let's see I have also been sick for like 2 months with a eye infection an dfound out it was pink eye that turned to staff so I am still battleing that. I got to the Opthemologist Monday so I will know more. Really I was just expermenting with this blog thing .... COOL STUFF!!! LOST CHERRY FUCKING ROCKS! All we need to do is weed out these annoying people geez we have inherited some professional douchebags. Christina

Uhm
I have something written out to put in here. But I don't think I'm ready to post it. So I will let you know a Emma(job)fact. Everytime I scan a Weebles toy I get the urge to sing "Weebles wabble but they don't fall down" Hah. me: LADY OF THE EVENING! evey: WOMAN OF THE CORNER!

Uhm...
Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, and passing, mention it flipped her Best friend, who knows saying maybe it slipped But the slip turns to terror and a crush to light When she walked in, he throws up, believe its the fright Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, your knees get weak An escape is just a nod and a casual wave Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'lll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breasts, beating heart As I whisp

Uhm.....
So I polished Bounty's tiny ass and his pecker tonite :P I have to keep my hooker boots on for Deacon (kinky! but I like it). I polished doggy style for Witchie (cuz she's smokin' hawt) I am trying to get Skully to post pics of his firm ass..... I think I have sex on the brain......... Is that a bad thing?? And ya'all don't even wanna know what I have in mind for the better half!

Uhm Alrighty Then
So I just signed on here after being at work & I had a message waiting in my shoutbox that said "Fuck off." The picture doesn't ring a bell & they blocked me. :) So apparently I pissed someone off before I went to work LOL. I hope everyone is having a safe & wonderful New Year!! Love ya XO.

Uhm Hi
So this is my first time on here-my first 10 min on here in fact! I'm just surfing around here trying to figure it all out. Anybody with any advice or hints or just wanna say hi, feel free to drop me a line!! cheers to you all!!

Uhm Idk
lost my hands for wanting to always touch u lost my arms for believing ud always be here i lived it i dreamed it lost my legs for always being after your steps and in failure i stepped and never leeave this place why everytime that your leaving you leave me bleed why everytime you dump me you hurt me take my flesh no theres no more theres no more you cut my arms my legs and i just cant give more theres no more now my flesh and bones are with you some place away

.uhm.k.
so. uhm. yeah. i left my phone in a pocket of my purse the past couple days...n i liked it there. i couldnt hear it beep... i couldnt hear it ring... *nod* im tired. im sweting. n i have to go grocery shopping cuz we're out of oh lets see....everything. tho i will say 'poor mans succotash' came out better than i expected last nite. what else...uhm.... yeah i got nothing.

Uhm....lost
what is destiny ....is it something preprogrammed that we follow ?...or is it something we make?......im not sure of the answetr my self .....but i kan honestly say i dont like the legacy im leaving behind me ......ive found my answer to a kouple recent qwestions ....and its not pretty , the biggest qwestion is , have i failed ?......yes i have ...in every aspect . now the biggest qwestion is where do i make up the difference?....where do i try to make what is wrong , right?.....where do i begin to make things work in my favor of me and the people around me ?.....where do i begin to say im sorry ?...and where do i begin to say ive made it right , ive made the accomplishmentsi need to ....done the things i need to ?..im lost on this part , but i guess the best thing i kan do is take one step at a time and hope for the best .....and hope the people i have failed will accept my apology and reason with the fact im human . we all falter at leat once n our lives but for me its been a co

Uhmm Hello?
TRON UR A LYING ASSHOLE...... THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY! ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME - KNOWS THAT - I WOULD LIKE ONE MAN TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT I'VE PROMISED THEM NAKID PICTURES OF MYSELF IN EXCHANGE FOR VOTES OTHER THAN YOUR OWN PERVERTED SELF - THAN I MIGHT OR OTHERS MIGHT BELIEVE YOU - BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A PERVERTED MAN OF 47 YEARS THAT WOULD DATE A CHILD OF 19 YEARS? OH BTW - NO ONE AT ALL HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY ME ON THIS SITE - OTHER THAN YOUR SICK PERVERTED ASS!!!! YOU KNEW I KEPT MY PRIVATE PICS ON YAHOO BECUZ I EXPLAINED THAT WE (TIGER & I) TOOK OUR PICS OFF OF CHERRY IN RESPECT TO EACH OTHER BECUZ WE DIDNT WANT OTHERS TO SEE THEM. THATS HOW YOU KNEW THEY WERE NOT HERE!!!! SO YOU CAN KISS MY LILY WHITE ASS - WHICH YOU SHALL NEVER SEE!!!! YOU THINK THAT CHERRYTAP AND YOUR CONCERN OVER SEEING NAKID PICS OF MYSELF IN MY BIGGEST CONCERN AT THE MOMENT? YOU THINK YOUR TRYING TO GET MY ACCOUNT TERMINATED BECUZ YOU THINK I SHARED MY PASSWORD WITH S

Uhmmm... My Dog Stinks
ugh. i had this weird ass dream. it was pretty much the freakiest thing ever. anyway. the beach was fun. i got a sunburn, but it turned into a HOT tan. lmao. xD john cracks me up. and so does cody. and plus, they're hot. but you know. haha.. we went to galveston; and they got lost because they're retarded, so they stopped and were like "cait do u no wurr u go?!?!" and i'm like "yes you muthafuckass! i know how to get to the strand." bunch of dumbasses. i had to take the lead... how sad... i have a lot of homework i should be doing, but i'm not. i'm awaiting a movie phone call to go to the movies tonight to see premonition... woot. anyway. daisy stinks. she needs to go to the groomers. blah.. you're upsetting me, son. :/ bye. ps. my ex boyfriend from freshman year: his girlfriend is pregnant. that's so weird.

Uhmmm A Trophy Wife, Not
Stupid NYTimes.. of all the things they could slam Fred Thompson with, a trophy wife is not one of them hehe. She's 40, and has children.. I tend to think of Trophy Wife I think of Anna Nicole Smith, or Donald Trump's girlfriends, wives. I got news for them, 64 year olds with 40 year olds is nothing new, and no one is going to bat an eye. Hell he was divorced for almost 20 years before he married again... hewwwo. Now if she was in her 20's, it would be more of issue... no wait we are talking about the NY times... not Foxnews lol. So this should not even be an issue. Is this the biggest issue they can come up with about a conservative??? Geez...Mitt Romney is a Mormon, and Fred Thompson's wife is 24 years younger than him. Oh MY lol. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/fashion/08JERI.html?ex=1185076800&en=5bf099d19ef189ff&ei=5070 http://newsbusters.org/node/14039 This is not even close to a Presidential canidate saying he is reporting for duty, and he received a

Uhmm
I have a belief that there are two groups of people: breeders and intellectuals. With maybe a subgroup that touches each on both ends to a certain degree. By nature, we are predestined to produce offspring, and in a way it is our main biological goal that is accomplished by us having certain organs designed for it. This is of course done in order to keep our genes alive, to put a permanent print on this planet . In thousands of years, however, people started developing other needs in order to feed not only hungry mouths but also hungry brains. It is fascinating and yet sad to see people who are still so driven by their ancestral call that their brains have not developed properly to think of anything else but breeding and the ways to obtain that goal of animal reproduction. There are women and men that are like baby factories, their legs are constantly open as well as their pants, and their brains are always closed. Unfortunately, those are the kinds of people that are most fav

Uhmmm Poetry?
The journey through life is tough, and no one knows when it's our time to have peace in our souls. Then you come to a path that is filled with lush gardens ...full of bright and endless sunny days that are warm and loving, and none of the pain and suffering seems to matter anymore. A life that seemed so old and reckless gets a new breath and a rejuvenated heartbeat. all that had your face wet with tears, and your spirit bound to be broken has found its way to a place where all that is there is love that you've yearned for, the fire that burned in your mind has found its spark,... so come into my garden and sip from my love, a taste of ecstasy that was unknown has flared through out you.... feel the energy flow through you as we create a new beginning....

Uhmmm...
I can't even tell you how many times I get a following pick up line on here: "I wish you lived in (insert the name of the location), then we could (insert the action intended)". a) Sooo...I guess if I DID live in (***), I would have no other choice but to come over to your house and (***)? b) Isn't it a little pompous of you to assume that the only thing that prevents me from (***) with you is the proximity? c) By this thinking, I could be (***) with anyone within a 10 miles radius?

Uhmm...
Dear Boys, I am writing you because I am tired of being your "wingman". I don't want to hear you complain anymore that you can't figure out girls because it's really not that hard. I will attempt to give you an insight and then from their you are on your own. Say what you mean to say. I can feel some of you already thinking "but girls don't do that"...and you're right. We say what we think you want to hear. It's a defense mechanism. Always assume that a girl is looking for a relationship and not a one night stand. Here's a crazy idea: If you're out and there's that cute girl all over you and she invites you back to her place...go. If you really aren't "in the place for a relationship" then say that to her. Tell her it's not going past that one night. 9/10 she'll appreciate the fact that you just saved her alot of heartache the next day when she is trying to hang out with you and you're trying to be elusive. In that regard...don't go back night after night. Can you put yourself in the p

Uhm Questionaire
QUESTIONARE thingy from MS Most surveys on myspace can be rated PG......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006? 06 is not over with yet but uhm.. 5 so far. 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash.... out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? Like 4ish 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? YES, 4. Ever paid for sex? NO 5. Ever been married? NO 6. Ever been divorced? YOU GOTTA BE MARRIED TO DO THIS, RIGHT? 7. If you had to pick one, what's your favorite sexual position? DOGGY i unno why 8. Do you own any guns? Nah 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? NEVER BEEN 10.Ever been to rehab? uhm no 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you MET on /Lostcherry? Uh no not yet havent met anyone really from here 13. What size are your breasts: C 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Dunno dun care 15. Wha

Uhm... Some Interesting People
Erzsébet Báthory - Hungary in the 1600's Whether Erzébet Bathóry drank or bathed in blood, was obsessed with youth, or targeted young women for their skin, she certainly was a bloodthirsty tyrant even during a time when aristocrats were rarely called on the carpet for such deeds. Even disregarding tales gained through torture, the evidence from the many missing girls, testimony from damaged survivors, and the discovery of human remains all serve to underscore the charge of extreme torture and serial murder. http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/bathory/10.html Dr. Thomas Neill Cream Diabolical, cruel and cold-blooded serial killer hunted women in North America and Britain. Because prostitutes were often his victims, he was suspect in the famous Whitechapel Ripper case. http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/history/cream/index_1.html Albert Fish Just plainly and obviously disturbed. http://www.crimeli

Uhm.. Yeee-uuhhhh
Yeah My first blog Im bored as hell. I miss Jealous psyko. I cant get him out of my head. oh well Anywayz im chatting on yahoo. With some wicked peoples. Some dude off of here and one of my ghey ass ex's david. Hes annoying[[david]]. im bored as fuck. Nothing to do. It's 3:23 am. And Im up and i dont see that im going to bed anytime soon.

Uhm Yeah
Riley doesnt want anything but me to HOLD her standing up- and holding 23+ pounds is alot on a mom all day. So watch this lil clip and IMAGINE this all day well atleast 3+ hours of this at a clip. OMG.. wow- its amazing that they can cry and cry.. and then when you pick them up- its over. ((( as you can see I am asking her to play- go play..lol..and about the cracker..and all that. .NOTHING.. ))) CRY!Add to My Profile | More Videos ( NO the lil paint bottle that she was playing with wasnt open..lmao. she was just using it to calm her ..lmfao- NOT.. but Im not that bad of a person to let her play with paint..open anyhow-)

Uhm,, Yea.
Ok Ive noticed that I have alot more fans than I have people that I have fanned. This more than likely happened during my happy hour when I just approved all 100+ requests because I was probably busy with the kids. For some weird reason, I can't see but like 50 of my fans. Don't ask. I don't know. But if I have not fanned you that you know of, please let me know. I can't see all my fans so I have no way of knowing. So please let me know and Ill get to it as quick as I can. Later guys.

Uhm Yeah.
So today my friend got her tongue pierced as one of her birthday presents from another friend. And no she has concluded I must get the same thing. My question is whether you guys see me as the type to have my tongue pierced Would you see it as acceptable for an Elementary school teacher to have their tongue pierced? And fuck you I didn't make a mumm out of it; Go eat dog shit or something :P The end :D

Uh.... No.
so, my ex-flame's new flame just sent me this detritus: > i just wanted 2 ask ya if u liked dirrrtyboy coz he said u do n i just need 2 know that nothin is goin on with u 2 coz he said he wanted 2 b with me n i dont wanna get in the middle of anything jezus. it's not only drama-causing, but ridiculously worded and spelled. anyway, this shit starts happening to me, it's time for a break. how could i have even been attracted to someone who can like an idiot like that? may be back tomorrow, maybe in a week, idk.

Uh Oh Drunk Blogging
moosey,sunshine,tazzy sweet potata, texcat,all the other girls in my family i fucking love you,you all are great it might not be cool to cuss here but i'm drunk...so i can say i fucking love you girls forever and a day!...love yall

Uh Oh Me With My Honest Opinions
yeh this is not for the easily offended lol i bet if i had on less clothing in my pics i would get a much higher rating than i have if i was naked in some pics on here i would have higher ratings than i do But since i dont... the scores dont really do people justice and no im not trying to brag on myself because some of my friends on here are some of the most beautiful girls i know but just because they dont have naked pics on their profile they arent the top of t his site or watever just thought id say that cuz its my personal opinion..like it or not.. agree or disagree i can careless cuz i know what i think and feel about it/ its all good cuz i use this site just for fun and so do my friends. to all the people who dont need naked pics on a website to show that they are beautiful/handsome i admire you alot!! : )

Uhoh, I'm Going To Hell In A Handbasket, Literally If You Believe This Stuff..
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme

Uh Oh
My dearest darling Edward, Dec 25 What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving Emily. Beloved Edward, Dec 26 The two turtle-doves arrived this morning, and are cooing away in the pear-tree as I write. I'm so touched and grateful! With undying love, as always, Emily. My darling Edward, Dec 27 You do think of the most original presents! Who ever thought of sending anybody three French hens? Do they really come all the way from France? It's a pity we have no chicken coops, but I expect we'll find some. Anyway, thank you so much; they're lovely. Your devoted Emily. Dearest Edward, Dec 28 What a surprise! Four calling birds arrived this morning. They are very sweet, even if they do call rather loudly - they make telephoning almost impossible - but I expect they'll calm down when they get used to their new home

Uh Oh! I've Been Thinking!
So I've been really thinking the last 24 hours. Yes for those of you who know me, that is a scary thought! I've really enjoyed being on LC/CT - whatever name it is this month. I've met soooooo many wonderful people but I've gotten in that mood of whether I should keep this account or not. Yes, seeing as how Im a female I'm doing one of those mood things! LMAO Hmmmm...maybe I'll give it a few days and see if it changes - its bound too! But one thing I am doing - that so many people say they will be but dont - is going through my lists and clearing out some people that apparently only needed points. Not saying that is a bad thing but when I want to find someone that I really want to talk to - it gets a little tiresome going through all the others that don't chat. If you are still reading this, then I truly thank you for being my friend! xoxoxo Kimmie

Uh Oh
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with yo

Uh. Oh....
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thingie' ... So, he decided to do something about it.... He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his 'thingie,' which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thingie' sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice" she remarked... The other lady asked what she meant. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 50, I asked for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80 and they are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to even squat !!!

Uh Oh... Match Made In Heaven
My favorite song, and character.... Sigh. I think I have died and gone to heaven. See him? The beautiful piece of work with the long white hair... He can be my armor... Shame he's only a cartoon... :(

Uh. Oh....
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks." She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it." They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL." She says, "Thank you." He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?" She says, "Go ahead." He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?" She says, "Of course." He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

Uh-oh !
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture." We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that

Uh..oh..i've Been Thinking.
Recently as you may know I've been trying to make new friends. Not much luck. One of the things impeding the progress is people that don't like using modern technology. Phones. If you give me your number and I give you mine..the logical thing to do is use it. Don't give me reasons or excuses for something so simple. if you don't wanna call me? why even ask for it? or give me yours? I can't wait to hear from you..literally. I go to work. I can't just wait for some phantom phone call that'll never happen. And do not ask me where I work. I don't want people calling me there or visiting me there, costing me my job. I don't mean to sound crass, but I have had it with excuses. I'm not a lil boy. I'm a man and I'm looking for a friend. Whether that friend turns into something more is unknown, but that's it. But friends call each other. They don't make excuses why they can't even dial a number. Especially if we're in the same area code.

Uh-oh! Lol!!
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet

Uh Oh
to those of you who care here is what has happened to me About 4 years ago I started suffering from an intense pain in my lower back and hip region. In the beginning I had gone to several emergency rooms, Urgent care etc. No one could figure out what was wrong with me. They weren't paying attention. Finally I got an MRI done June of 2006. My primary care physician as well was myself had forgotten about reviewing the test results until last Saturday. What we found was that I am suffering from degenerate spinal disease. The outcome is grim there is no cure. The pain is so severe at times that I can not walk at all or move, sit up or down or lay down. I basically am in pain no matter what. I have tried heating/icing, massaging, special vitamins, laying on a hard floor. I have also taken so much ibuprofen that my liver is starting to suffer from it. Finally my doctor has given me percoset and I am to see her once a month. I also have to see a special doctor to find another treatment

Uh Oh....i'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a lefty 2. I hate chocolate cake but love chocolate 3. I'm a huge procrastinator 4. I'm always late...guess that goes with #3 5. I have commitment issues when it comes to making plans. 6. I'm a sucker for nice eyes, nice smiles and guys in baseball caps...oh, good cologne too! 7. I'm a bit of a night owl, in case you've never noticed 8. I'm one big paradox. What might be true of me today, may not be true tomorrow. 9. I'm a sagitarrius 10. I hate talking about myself and this just reminded me how much, lol There I did and now it's your turn... who knew it would be so hard for me to list 10 things about myself

Uh Oh! I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. All of my pets are named after beers - Guinness, Amber Boch, Honey Bear (mix of Leinenkugel Honeyweiss and Berryweiss), and Blue Moon. 2. I make digital road maps for a living 3. I'm a Confederate Civil War reenactor - someone has to fight for the other side 4. My alarm clock is always set for 15 minutes ahead of every other clock in my house - and I know this, yet still do it. 5. I'm a huge Star Wars nerd 6. Favorite Cartoon of all time: M.A.S.K. Yea, bet you don't even know what it is. It only lasted for like 3 seasons 7. Lost my virginity at 19 - I know, late in life. :P 8. I've never gotten a speeding ticket, or

Uh Oh I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I think like a man when it comes to sex! ..lol! 2)I have tons of book smarts and no common sense! 3)My favorite fruit to eat is a pear ! 4)I didnt lose my virginity till i was 18! 5)I've only been with 3 people... suprise im NOT a whore lmfao! 6)I love carebears... hence (neabear)! 7)I have a pet turtle!! 8)I like when rj kisses my buttcheeks lmfao (read his blog)!! 9)my name is pronounced re-nay... not re-knee-a, nay-bear not knee-a-bear!! 10)I LOVE SOAP OPERAS..DAYS OF OUR LIVES AND PASSIONS!! ******************************************* My tag hit list !! flawless punky shadow hunter ph

Uh-oh Another One
Here we go again.. A little later in the evening... You know I have been thinking (never a good thing), about who i am, what i want, where i want to go..... I have always been the best at what i do, until 2004, when I got the DUI, now i am kinda like a used up baseball player. I keep get traded to other teams, or i am the guy that likes to speak about how good i used to be.... Now i am getting traded again.. This time, I had to actually interview for the job.. Just me and the new boss (this was a few weeks back). I can sell anything folks, remember that... The bad thing is, its nowhere near where i want to be.. Here is the nitty gritty on our old friend Steve.... I want to be around my kids... I am in California... that is far from Texas... I am stuck here until who knows when...Thought I would make the best of it... Actually let down my guard and got interested in someone, dumb move as you all know... Before it was me that was the reason for all the break ups, and whori

Uh Oh
Well, I have a confession to make. It's a dirty, naughty confession. I was a BAD boy today. VERY VERY BAD BOY! Last week was hell. Pure hell. I worked my ass off last week. I even worked on Sunday. I worked way late on Saturday, late on Thursday, and brought work home every night. I left early on Friday. Yeah, naughty me. Well, here's the worst part of it. Today, I DID NOT GO TO WORK! No, I did not play hookey. Well, sort of. I went in at 0500 and got the great joy, honor, and pleasure of being the male observer for a urinalysis. For those who do not know what I am talking about, I got to watch men pee in a cup for a drug test. Luckily we gots a small unit. I was back in my room by 0600. At 0750, I was standing tall, proud, and in civilian clothes in front of the company with the AC in one of our NonTactical Vehicles cranked about 3 yards away. I had some Chris Ledoux on the MP3 Player, CRANKED! My shotgun was so not looking forward to the country

Uh Oh
Yay, the suburb I work at was in the news! On a more serious note tho, yesterday a woman was stabbed to death at a hotel next to the one I work at. She came to the front desk and collapsed on the floor. People thought it was a heart attack until they saw the wounds, and she died at a hospital 2 hours later. Ofcourse the fun part is that the suspect is MIA, and working at night at a hotel all alone made me just a LITTLE uneasy :( Especially after I got a phone call from the cops saying that they have an alert on their panel from our hotel that the alarm went off, but I haven't seen anything. I am getting a lil paranoid now, since the guy is not caught, and I have no idea what to do if any maniac ever stops by while I am working. Just blows...

Uh Oh It's A Long One
My mind is like a rushing river tonight. So much that I want to say but don’t really think I have the words for. I’m not sure where to start or what I should even ramble about. So I guess I’ll just start and see where it goes from there. The doctor called on Friday I have to return to her office today. I’m not really sure why or what for. All I can guess is that something didn’t look good in my labs. Today will be a week of being on the heart medicine & it’s not working. My heart is still beating really fast. The blood pressure part of the medicine is working really good. I’m still freaked out about the heart thing considering my age. However I have started to look at it like this. Apparently having heart trouble is something God thought I needed to go through. I’ve always been told that God will not put more on you than what you can handle. So I’ve took on a new out look about the health issues. Maybe all my medical health problems is something that God gave me to go through, to learn

Uh-oh Mongol...
Raid targets Mongols motorcycle gang http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mongols22-2008oct22,0,754213.story Brian Vander Brug / Los Angeles Times Those arrested were brought to Montebello Police Department headquarters for booking. Other agencies involved in the investigation were the U.S. Attorney’s Office; the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department; the Las Vegas Metro Police Department; and the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Dozens are arrested on federal racketeering charges after a multi-agency investigation. Federal agents also want to seize the Mongols' insignia: 'We're going after their very identity.' By Scott Glover, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer 11:21 AM PDT, October 21, 2008 More than 1,000 heavily armed federal agents and local police fanned out across Southern California and cities in five other states early this morning, arresting dozens of members of the notorious Mongols motorcycle gang on federal racketeering charg

Uh Oh!!
Before I begin, I need to state that I never break the law...I always ensure all my escapades are 18 or over *wink wink* I work retail for now..and at both jobs there are naturally a lot of jailbait working there with me. Normally not an issue. However..at one of my jobs I seem to have acquired a nickname. I've overheard some of the girls say it a time or two in the break room or stock room...but always assumed it was someone else since I mainly keep to myself and don't engage anybody in conversation. They call me "Sexy Silent Slim" :( Now...not a nickname I'm particularly fond of, but the really bad thing is all these jailbait chicks (some cute...but all still illegal so therefore no go) using it. I don't know if I should find it cute or be offended. It isn't right for a girl 11 years younger than me to call me sexy. Anywho...the funny part of this is, the person who gave me the nickname. Our 49 year old stock manager. Gay as Liberacci. He thinks I'm a fine piece of meat, and

Uh Oh Look Who Is In Trouble With Fubar Police.
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~*~uh Oh~*~
And.... Saucey is at a loss for words lol THAT'S A FIRST! WOOHOO! Ya know... it's a shame that it took me accidentally submerging my phone to have a wonderful night... Guess that's something no friend could have given me. Just a good friend... chick flicks... popcorn... chips n dip.... and lots of laughs. That was actually amazing. Felt like I was sittin' on top of the world.... Just never thought I could laugh or smile like that again :-) I must say... I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh, Here We Go Again!
So after yesterday's MUMM, I thought I should give a shot at explaining what universal ethics actually is. This is the best I can do. (Yes, I came up with this allegory all by me onesies). A man stares up at a building and asks, "How tall is this building?" Another man replies, "It is exactly 80 feet tall." Yet a third man claims, "You are wrong! It is 75 feet tall and I should know because I am an engineer!" But a fourth man rebukes him. "I, too, am an engineer and you are both wrong! For I measured this building only yesterday and it is 65 feet tall!" The claimants proceed to argue and fight over how tall the building is, so the first man takes off his shoes and begins measuring the building with them. When he is done, he says, "I have just measured the building and it is 70 feet tall." Now all four begin to argue about who is right while crowds gather arbitrarily taking sides with the different men.

U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
You don't know how you took it You just know what you got Oh lordy you've been stealing From the thieves and you got caught In the headlights Of a stretch car You're a star Dressing like your sister Living like a tart They don't know what you're doing Babe, it must be art You're a headache In a suitcase You're a star Oh no, don't be shy You don't have to go blind Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me You don't know how you got here You just know you want out Believing in yourself Almost as much as you doubt You're a big smash You wear it like a rash Star (I wanna take it) Oh no, don't be shy It takes a crowd to cry Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me Yeah... Hey! They want you to be Jesus They'll go down on one knee But they'll want their money back If you're alive at thirty-three And you're turning tricks With your crucifix You're a star (Oh child) Of course you're not shy You don't have to deny it love

Uhpdate!
Haven`t been on much lately due to the fact that:: 1) I started workinq at CVS as a Pharmacy Tech. and my hours are rediculous. 2) I had to take care of my doq that qot really sick from the damn petfood that qot recalled. 3)My Navy recruiter has been up my ass about qettinq in shape. So, I`m sorry to all of you who have been leavinq me multiple messaqes and comments that I haven`t been able to qet around to answerinq. RPG Gamer, Tweeks, ShadowDad - Ya`ll are my best. Thanks for always beinq there. =] Anyways;; Thanks quys. I fuckinq love you all. ♥

Uh,, People And Their Stupid Surveys...
1 What is your favorite blood type? 2- have you kicked anyone in the head? 3- Have you been kicked in the head? 4- Do you need to be kicked in the head? 5- what's funnier? a- severed head b- an eyeball falling out? 6- how much sleep have ou gotten in the last week? 7- The most evil person you know is____ 8- The most good hearted person you know is ____ 9- Would you trade your ability to have an orgasm for $500,000,000? 10- How do you feel about making a show with guillatine executions, strippers, torches, and some metal music for the halftime show at the superbowl? The strippers could rubb themselves on the people stuck in the guillatines before they died, then stab their heads with sticks or poles or somthing and dance around with them afterward. 11- How many shot glasses do you have? 2- What is your favorite one? 13- How do you feel about not having a seat labled 13 on a an airplane? 14- Arbritrary rules- Should we just shoot those people wh

Uh Poemish Things
In the shadows we don't see, Comes a bright and shinning star, Healing all the cuts that bleed, And vanishing all the scars. Making things seem real, That seemed of such dispare, As though life is truely, Full of people that finally care. Once we find the beauty, That someone else may love, The circles that we're spinning, Becomes the flight of dove. We'll admire what they see, Like bones in brand new skin, The dance will then make sense, Like each footstep comes within.

Uh Stuff
yummy dinner. — Wednesday, 13 September 2006 I went to some italian resteraunt and ate and watched a fire saftey presentation. Most of the time, or atleast 58% of the time your fire detectors don't work, or don't work soon enough. So buy and optical one. It's way expensive, but how much is your life really worth? I'm not a salesman. That's just the question for the night. I got my lights on my truck working. Yay!. I just had to fix the wires. or a wire actually. It wasn't that hard, I just didn't see it when I was trying to figure out what was wrong before. tomarrow I have to get my truck all the way taken care of, and send the rest of the boxes on their way. And do a bunch of homework. So hopefully I can get it all done. I'm just sitting here chatting with people on yahoo right now. I'm letting my food digest. I don't have to be at class until 5 or 530 or something like that tomarrow. So if I wake up early enough, I should be able to get everything done. I will

Uh, Thanks Ben...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I get up in the afternoon. I wake up every hour before 12 and go back to sleep. 2: I don't like the colour orange much but I buy things just cause they are orange - including amps. 3: I dream about killing people. 4: I refuse to believe in the way of the nationstate and I am a globalist, believing in the removal of national, state and provincial borders. 5: I want to commit tree-terrorism. This involves using natures gifts, plants, trees and creepers to demolish buildings over a long period of time. 6: I place more value on the way of natures selective order than I do on human life. 7: I despise the concept of drugs, t

Uh......toilet Paper? Lol
ok..well...so I didn't know fubar had blogs...not that i really write in any ...but.....i'm pretty darn bored right now and I doubt anyone would read this...but hey! i'm getting some typing practice and i get to do my daily complains on something!! yup i act like a grumpy grandma sometimes i bitch about almost anything that annoys me lol!!!! So uh...today huh...what a shitty day...like the rest of the days...Hong Kong's getting hot...whatever happened to our winter ?!?! yeah it sucks ass here.... Well I found out today that a Chinese Valentines Day exists...really ddin't know that...but as i've said before its just another day for them gold digging chicks to make an excuse to get their boyfriends to get them a gift....yeah totally lame right? And the sad part is...the guys actually don't mind...at least some don't...what fags!...lol anyways... UM...well what did i do today?....Literally nothing...I have homework to do but i have been saying that since Friday and I haven't even touch

Uh Uh
dammit, posted it in a wrong blog. OFcourse everyone cares which it was in. What makes me a misanthrope? The answer is simple: I hate humanity. Or about 87 % of it. It is funny to hear people talk about morals, trust, values, when they are nothing but walking meat sacks supported by bony frames. Life is too short for all the petty stuff and materialistic acquires. Will gettin a fancy car or a diamond ring make you less prone to slowly diseasing year after year until all your parts fail and you are forever encased in a wooden box with worms crawling through your eyeballs? Probably not. Is your man/woman sleeping with someone else a biggest trouble in your life to whine and bitch about? Do you HAVE to want all men to be after you because you are such a hot piece of ass, just to call them pervs if they say something suggestive? Or think that somehow you are better than others because of the way your features sit on your face? I get often asked what brought on this bitterness. The ans

Uh Uh Uh Uh =gimme The Pink One With The Princesses On It
so ok im cheap i shop at dollar general for tp and diapers and snack type foods for the kiddos ....well we are strolling ok im walking mor is in the cart and noah is in the basket and i got the older two walking behind/side me and we pass this thing that holds the bouncy balls in it well lil miss morgan says uh uh uh uh and points at a ball ....so i am learning morgan grunt aka cave man language so any way it means (and i know this bc she wouldnt take any other ball) give me that pink one with the princesses on it ..my child who laughs at scary things and laughs when she hears dani filth and opeth scream out their lungs to entertain me and others wants THE PINK BALL WITH THE PRINCESSES on it how does that equate? makes no sense so i go to owens aka kroger to some of you and there is this ball that morgan could use as a hamster ball if it was a solid hard plastic instead of bouncy ball plastic costs 3.99 plus tax of course but she has the pink one with the princesses on it alr

Uhuuuuuuuuu
.. Urgent Message This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ahead." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead... do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?" LOL:p

Uh..ya Know How......
why is it that you have to turn the radio down when you get close to where your going? like if youve been reading the directions the whole time just fine, but when you get a couple miles away you reach down and off it goes...and why do you always have to pee the closer you get to your house. i can not have to go AT ALL and then a block away im close to passing out from the pee pain. and why the hell do people look at the kleenex after they blow their nose? its boogers, same as always but maybe..if i keep looking i will blow gold dust out instead? and on that note, why do you always look in the toliet after you pump a grumpy? its shit. thats whats in there..just like last time. and why do women have to open their mouths when they put mascara on? i do it, cant help..i tried, just feels "better" if i can 'open my mouth'. and why do you do hand guestures when your on the phone...uh, they cant see you. and why do you NEVER blink when you play video games..maybe thats just me, but i swear to

Uh, Yea
So life has been pretty crazy! No time for much of anything these days, going to school full time, working full time... I barely have time to sleep these days, but girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do i suppose. I am glad I'm finally working because my bills are starting to pile up on me. =D keep the sanity y'all. See ya 'round.

Uh Yeah Okay
I am super cranky today & really not in the mood for people's stupidity. Read from bottom to top. BostonBadB...: sorry ->BostonBadB...: ,,,WOW ok...you need to be a little quicker on getting back to people BostonBadB...: bout 3 weeks ago on a pic comment.. ->BostonBadB...: I just got online ->BostonBadB...: uh...where did I say that? BostonBadB...: u said Boston sucks.. as in the redsox ->BostonBadB...: huh? BostonBadB...: boston doesnt suck lol Dee dee dee...I don't remember leaving this comment.

U&i
The rain so cold pelting against my raw flesh. I cried for him longed to be what i knew we never were. It looked to real through un-pure eyes.. The feeling's were all lies.. It was a holiday we both lost our selfs in a dream of something we both could never have been... I wake up never feeling so alone. I whispered to him the story of my soul. I held his sorrows and embraced there pain.together i thought we'd fight this thing. He whispered to me my hearts desire true love could it be.. he gave to me the thread to bind us as one.. I could not we were never meant to be.. the threads always came unravelled. the words whispered carried further than i could hear.. they landed upon someone elses ear.. I felt his heart beat and shared his air. I loved the feeling of never being there... the roots went dry and a silent ringing filled the air . his eyes were empty hollow we were never really there.. the roses he gave to me wilted away . they stood as a reminder that our love was a facade. sober

U2-if You Wear That Velvet Dress
Tonight the moon is playing tricks again I'm feeling sea sick again The whole world could just dissolve Into a glass of water I've been good 'cause I know you don't want me to Do you really want me to be blue as you It's her daylight that gets me through We've been here before Last time you scratched at my door The moon was naked and cold I was like a two year old Who just wanted more If you wear that velvet dress If you wear that velvet dress Tonight the moon has drawn its curtains It's a private show No one else going to know I'm wanting Sunlight, sunlight fills my room It's sharp and it's clear But nothing at all like the moon It's okay, the struggle for things not to say I never listened to you anyway And I got my own hands to pray But if you wear that velvet dress But if you wear that velvet dress Tonight the moon is a mirrorball Light flickers from across the hall Who'll catch the star when it falls If you wear that velvet dress ---

Ưu điểm Cho Việc Lựa Chọn Du Học Thụy Sĩ
Để có một bước đệm vững chắc cho bạn trẻ có ước mơ du học, bạn nên tìm hiểu cho mình một nhà tu van du hoc Thuy Si với sự chuyên nghiệp họ sẽ giúp bạn. Sau đây hãy cùng Quốc Anh tìm hiểu về vấn đề này bạn nhé. Thụy Sĩ với hơn 20 trường quản lý khách sạn nhưng chỉ có 6 trường được Bộ giáo dục công nhận và đảm bảo quản lý về chất lượng khóa học. Với nền giáo dục hàng đầu thế giới chương trình đào tạo đa dạng. Là một nước trung lập ở trung tâm châu Âu, Thụy Sĩ là ngã tư của một trong những nền văn minh l̕

Ưu điểm Và Cấu Trúc Của Biến Tần
Ngày nay với sự phát triển vượt bậc của kỹ thuật điện tử, tự động hóa việc ứng dụng thành công bien tan vào bài toán điều khiển các thiết bị nâng hạ nói chung và cấu trúc nói riêng đã mang lại hiệu quả về tính an toàn cao trong quá trình di chuyển, bốc dở hàng hóa… Sau đây hãy cũng PowTran tìm hiểu về biến tần. Ưu điểm của biến tần - Cho phép mở rộng dải điều chỉnh và nâng cao tính chất động học của hệ thống điều chỉnh tốc độ động cơ xoay chiều. - Hệ thống điều chỉnh tốc độ động cơ bằng biến tần có kết

Ưu điểm Và Cấu Trúc Của Biến Tần
Ngày nay với sự phát triển vượt bậc của kỹ thuật điện tử, tự động hóa việc ứng dụng thành công bien tan vào bài toán điều khiển các thiết bị nâng hạ nói chung và cấu trúc nói riêng đã mang lại hiệu quả về tính an toàn cao trong quá trình di chuyển, bốc dở hàng hóa… Trong bài viết này, hãy cùng PowTran tìm hiểu về biến tần. Ưu điểm của biến tần - Cho phép mở rộng dải điều chỉnh và nâng cao tính chất động học của hệ thống điều chỉnh tốc độ động cơ xoay chiều. - Hệ thống điều chỉnh tốc độ động cơ bằng biến tần có k

The U In Jesus
Before U were thought of or time had begUn, God stUck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's trUe, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. YoU're a pretty big part of His wonderfUl name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His Upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He jUst had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's trUe That I love them all - JUst like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, BUt it all

The U In Jesus
The U in JesUs BeforeU were thought of or time had begun, God even stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U. Will U pass it on

The "u" In Jesus
THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd l

The U In Jesus
THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. 'Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U.' So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U.

The ''u'' In Jesus
THE ''U'' IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrillin g and splendidly g rand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. 'Go into the w orld and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U.' So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U.

Ui Scientists Seek Marijuana Smokers
WHO-TV April 12, 2008--A group of University of Iowa scientists is looking for marijuana smokers to help gain insight into the drug's effects. And they plan to pay subjects as much as 600 dollars to smoke their pot. The study examines how marijuana affects brain function and cognition, with particular attention to the duration of use and the age of first use. The measure is brain imaging studies and achievement tests, such as for math and verbal skills. Robert Block is an associate professor in the school's Department of Anesthesia and the lead investigator on the project. He says the group is looking for pot users and control subjects who consume alcohol and tobacco -- but not marijuana -- to participate in the study. Subjects receive 20 dollars for an initial screening session. Those that participate fully pocket 600 dollars. Block said that, depending on the results, the study might ultimately be used to support political positions on marijuana. Those could include wh

U Is For The United Nations.
On June 26, 1945, 50 nations signed the UN Charter so to establish a new worldwide body that work to maintain peace on Earth. Since then every nation, except Taiwan and Vatican City, has joined. The UN has worked to keep the peace by feeding the hungry, improving the health of women and children, negotiating the end of wars, and providing economic help to small nations when needed. Despite its good works, it has had its share of corruption. Lately, the UN Oil-For-Food scandal has shown how the UN ambassadors used the selling of Iraqi oil to line their own pockets. I am not surprised sine most of its ambassadors are corrupt leaders from corrupt nations. Getting a kickback is just a part of doing business to these people. Many Americans believe the UN is good as long as the US military isn't fighting under UN command. I agree with this, but I also believe the US should allow its citizens to join an UN-ran military force used for peacekeeping. I once had a professor say that the U

U2-i Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed hardened lips Felt the healing fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one Well, yes I'm still running You broke the bonds And you loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Of my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm l

U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed the highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for I have kissed honey lips Felt the healing in her fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for I believe in the Kingdom Come Then all the colors will bleed into one But yes I'm still running. You broke the bonds You loosened the chains You carried the cross And my shame And my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found What I'm looking for But I still haven't found What I'm looking for

ưu đãi Với Game Thủ Iwin
iwin với nhiều game mini vô cùng hấp dẫn, đang dần đi sau vào lòng các game thủ. Nên BQT iwin cũng cố gắng dành một số chiêu đãi cho người chơi iwin. Hôm nay mình sẽ làm rõ điểu này cho các bạn được biết nhé Trong mỗi bàn chơi iWin, ở chế độ bàn chờ, bạn chọn phím trái –> Chiêu đãi. Ở khung tùy chọn mở ra tiếp theo, bạn có quyền lựa chọn chiêu đãi cả bàn (chế độ chơi trên 2 người) hoặc cho bạn cùng chơi với mình, hoặc là cho chính bản thân mình (tự sướng). Sau khi chọn đối tượng thích hợp mà bạn muốn chiêu đãi, một khung tùy chọn mới sẽ mở ra, và bạn s&

U Just Left Us
You left me so suddenly left me to tend on my own My life has been darkened since you left me alone Signs of your presence still lingers over this place When I look in the mirror I can still see your face Won't hear your footsteps walking these floors Won't feel your presence when I open these doors Always looked up to you with burdens too hard to bear I try to reach out to you but you're no longer there Know I must set you free let you have your peace Just know my love for you it will never cease

U Just Never Know
ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU FIND WHAT YOUR LOOKIN FOR ,EVERY HAVE 1 OF THOSE DAYS OR TIMES WHERE U MET SOMEBODY OR TALK TO THEM,THEY GET STUCK IN YOUR IN MIND,OR YOU THINK ABOUT THEM ALOT AND CANT WAIT TILL TALK TO THEM AGAIN,SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIFE PASSES US BY,I REMEMBER A WHILE BACK I HAD LIKE THIS WOMAN NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO TELL HER I LIKED HER NOT TO LONG AFTER THAT SHE DIED IN A CAR CRASH,SOMETIMES LIFE MAKES ME WONDER,SO JUST REMEMBER U FIND SOMEBODY YOU LIKE TAKE A CHANCE TO GET TO THEM U JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU

U Just Dont Know How Much It Hurts
I guess you just don't know how much it hurts. I cannot think you know and just don't care. Destiny provides one's just deserts By turning out one just as would be fair. Just as a child learns to its delight That lying sets one fabulously free, So you say "love" to get the rapture right, Getting so the most you can from me. And then, of course, you tire of your pleasure, As those who seek but pleasure often do, And sacrifice by far the greater treasure Upon the altar where you worship you. Justice would demand you be the fool, But you are far more ignorant than cruel.

Uk Airdate Confirmed: Doctor Who To Return 5th April 2008
CBBC Newsround has confirmed that Doctor Who will return for a fouth series to UK screens on 5th April 2008 though a start time has yet to be announced. Newsround also confirms that Totally Doctor Who will not be returning this year: Doctor Who back at start of April Doctor Who will be back on our screens on Saturday 5 April, with 13 new episodes. In the Time Lord’s fourth series since he returned in 2005, The Doctor, played by David Tennant, teams up again with Donna, played by Catherine Tate. The pair first met in the 2006 Christmas special, The Runaway Bride. Last year head writer Russell T Davies told CBBC Newsround that the first episode features: "the most unusual monsters we’ve ever created". "(It’s) the sort of creature we’ve never tried before," he added. The first episode is called Partners in Crime. The series will also give us a chance to find out more about the Ood - last seen in the episodes The Impossible Planet and The Satan Pit. But the mos

U Kan't Make Someone Love U ~or~ Be With U!
The next time you challenge yourBorderline Personality Disorder/Narcissistic Personality Disorderpartner’s points of view, lies, distortions, unilateral pronouncements or unfounded accusations, notice how she responds. Your discussion probably turns into a one-sided argument replete with vitriolic theatrics and threats very quickly.Here are some common communication control tactics of emotionally abusive narcissistic and/or borderline woman:1. The Big Bamboozle. Here’s how it works: Emotionally abusive woman begin a conversation/attack with one topic. When you present facts that contradict her beliefs, she bamboozles you by going on off-topic tangents, changing the subject or making a brand new accusation. While you’re still defending your original point and why it’s valid, she blows you off (because you’re making sense) and distracts you by jumping to another topic that’s completely out of left field.2. SHUT UP! When you try to explain your feelings

Uk Arms Sales To 'respectable' Iraq
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U.K Chief Rabbi: "The Pope is Right About the Threat to Freedom" February 3, 2010 – 7:24 pm Marriage Update/Maggie Gallagher The Chief Rabbi's eloquent defense of religious liberty: "There are times when human rights become human wrongs. This happens when rights become more than a defence of human dignity, which is their proper sphere, and become instead a political ideology, relentlessly trampling down everything in their path. This is happening increasingly in Britain, and it is why the Pope's protest against the Equality Bill, whether we agree with it or not, should be taken seriously. Let me make it clear that I believe homosexuals have rights that need defending. Like Jews, they have been a persecuted minority for far too long. They too, like Jews, were victims of the Holocaust. They have a case that should be heard. . . . [R]eligious vision burned brightly in the minds of those such as John Locke, who first formulated the idea of rights in the 17th century. It wa

Uk Fears Burma Toll 'far Higher'
UK fears Burma toll 'far higher' British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he believes the loss of life in Burma has been "far greater" than that reported by the authorities. He was speaking after holding talks by phone with US President George W Bush and Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao. Burmese officials said nine people were killed on Thursday as troops fired tear gas and bullets to disperse crowds of anti-government protesters in Rangoon. Most internet links have been severed and mobile phone networks disrupted. ''I want to condemn absolutely the appalling level of violence against the people of Burma. People seem to be determined to continue, despite the bullets, beatings and killings. I hear right now that shooting is still going on near our office Rangoon resident Accounts from Burma Send us your comments Global protests in pictures "I am afraid that we believe the loss of life in Burma is far greater than is being reported so far," M

Uk Folklore For The 10 Days After A Full Moon.
UK Folklore for the 10 Days after a Full Moon. Day 1 Said to be the best day after the full moon to consider starting a fresh enterprise or even better to actually get it up and running. Be prepared for a lengthy illness if you happen to fall prey to sickness on this day though. Happily this does not apply to the new born, as any child born on this day it is said will enjoy a long healthy life, and prosper in the process. Day 2 Whether you run a company, operate a cottage industry or plan to have a garage sale traditionally the second day after the full moon is a very positive day to sell your wares. By the same token it is a good day to buy, probably being able to find items at reasonable prices. Good fortune will come to those interested in gardening as it is said that any plant sown or bedded in on this day will flourish. Likewise those involved in agriculture will have an easy time of ploughing the land. Day 3 Those who find their property fell prey to the

Uk Green Lights Iran Strike
UK Green Lights Iran Strike ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 08 Oct 2007, 11:16 UK Green Lights Iran Strike Reports in the British press this weekend have suggested that Gordon Brown's government has promised to back U.S. led strikes on Iranian military bases but not on the country's nuclear facilities. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/081007UKIran.htm

Uk Guilty Of Sending 'child Soldiers' To Iraq
UK guilty of sending 'child soldiers' to Iraq 03 Feb 2007 Britain broke a United Nations treaty banning the use of child soldiers by sending underage troops - including 17-year-old girls - to Iraq, it has been revealed. The Ministry of Defence has admitted that army commanders were put under pressure by successive deployments to Iraq and as a result broke international rules by sending soldiers who had not yet reached their 18th birthday. http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=180532007

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Uk 'making Terror Flight Apology'
UK 'making terror flight apology' Mr Miliband is expected to make a statement to MPs David Miliband is expected to apologise to MPs and admit two US "extraordinary rendition" flights landed on UK territory, The Times says. The government has previously said they had no evidence of such flights. They have now got US confirmation that the two flights did stop in the UK dependent territory of Diego Garcia. The foreign secretary will tell MPs the government did not know of the flights at the time and would ensure it did not happen again, the newspaper reports. Mr Miliband is expected to make the admission in a statement to the Commons at around 1315 GMT. A Foreign Office spokeswoman confirmed his statement concerned rendition, but would not comment on its content. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7256587.stm

Uk More Than 1000 Website For Copy Uggs Closed Down
According to the UK news report, recently UK police closed down more than 1000 copy uggs website, due to many website made copys for ugg boots and sell to all over the world. Causing many customers damaged their rights. Reading above news, many people concerned that their buying uggs if those are authority. Now I will tell you some ways to difference the authority for the ugg boots. The first one: a very important one that is smell taste. Authenticity of pure wool, sub-straight hair and curly-haired, look smooth feel good, very soft and comfortable, made with sheep's clothing surface, the surface looked a bit plush feeling swept to one side, then there will be a different hair feeling, and then grasping points wool burned down, without the kind of taste like burning hair, it is certainly false wool. The second measure: is also very important move, UGG shoes, all of the yardage marked on both the security lines embedded in the inside, using ultraviolet light detectors can be according

Uk Mom To Sue Government After 4-year-old Son Develops Narcolepsy Post-vaccination
Adan SalazarInfowars.comJanuary 30, 2013 A UK mother has come forward announcing she will sue the government because her son developed narcolepsy following his swine flu shot injection. Caroline Hadfield and son Josh / Photo courtesy of SWNS.com 42-year-old civil servant Caroline Hadfield says that her 7-year-old son Josh hasn’t been the same ever since he received GlaxoSmithKline’s Pandemrix vaccine more than two years ago. “He was a perfectly healthy energetic four-year-old before the vaccination, but within two weeks he was getting more tired and after three weeks he was sleeping for 19 hours,” Hadfield told The Sun, lamenting the day she’d been duped into getting the vaccine. “Things then developed quickly and he struggled to walk,” Hadfield recounted. “Nothing could convince me it was anything but the jab which caused Josh’s conditions.” Mrs. Hadfield says that her son now relies on medication to control his narcole

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U Knew It Was Coming
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U Know U Wanna
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U Know That Thing U Do When U Are Happy??
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U Know What Really Upsets Me ?
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U Know When Ur In Love !!!!! Funny Tatics
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U Know Ur A True Scot If
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U Know U R When
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a pr

U Know Who You Are
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U Know Who U R!!
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U Know Wot I Fucking Hate
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U Know Wot Else I Fucking Hate
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U Know U Live In Indiana If..........
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U Know Wat
IM not deleting My PAGE F*** The NEGATIVE PEOPLE in MY LIFE.. U don't like me IM SRY but SCREW YOU dont come to me playing ur games and talkin BS U No 1 OWNS me I'll B WHO I AM Because I AM WHO I AM and NO 1 CAN CHANGE that IVE worked to dam hard for to dam long... I am ME U DONT LIKE ME GO AWAY BUT IM NOT GOIN ANY DAMN WHERE

U Know...
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U Know Ya Wanna
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U Know You Want This!!!
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U Know You Wanna
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U Know It
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U Know
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U Know Who U Are.
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U Know Youre Alive. It Lets You Know Youre Competing Still, And Im Just Excited To Play." The Winner Of Sundays Contest Will Advance To The 100th
VANCOUVER -- Jesse Newman will get a chance to make up for lost time in the Western Final. Meanwhile, he and Jon Hameister-Ries will be wondering how much time they have left in the CFL. Newman, who missed the first 13 games of the regular season with a knee injury, is expected to start at right guard for the B.C. Lions as they host the Calgary Stampeders on Sunday. Fellow offensive guard Hameister-Ries, battling knee and back issues, ruled himself out. "Thats a good way to explain it, making up for lost time, for sure," said Newman after taking first-team reps for the second straight day in practice Friday at B.C. Place Stadium. "It means everything to me. Im getting butterflies and that (chill) that runs up your spine. Its such a great feeling. It lets you know youre alive. It lets you know youre competing still, and Im just excited to play." The winner of Sundays contest will advance to the 100th Grey Cup in Toronto the following weekend. Barring an unexpected change of plans Newman

Uk Police Say Blast Killed Bhutto
UK police say blast killed Bhutto British detectives investigating the death of ex-Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto say she died from the effect of a bomb blast, not gunfire. Detectives from Scotland Yard were asked by Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf to examine the circumstances surrounding Bhutto's death in December. Pakistani authorities attributed her death to a suicide bomb blast, but Bhutto's family rejected that theory. They insisted she died as a result of being shot by an assassin. TV pictures that emerged after Bhutto's death on 27 December appeared to show a gunman firing shots at the Pakistani opposition leader as she stood through the sunroof of a vehicle during a rally in Rawalpindi. The police report confirmed that shots were fired - but said they were not the cause of death. It said after discharging his firearm the attacker had detonated explosives. "The blast caused a violent collision between her head and the escape hatch area

Ukrainian Women Like To Talk About
Gentlemen often become giddy when gorgeous Ukrainian girls get chatty. While it's fine to let the ladies take control of the conversation, girls like it when guys guide the gabbing too. Those who aren't prepared with topics to talk about, may mistakenly blurt out bride myths or bring up exes by accident. Meaningful conversations are much more important. The key is to keep it light and enjoyable while also getting to know more about her. Career, College Many Russian and Ukrainian women go to work, attend universities, or do both! There is a wealth of information to learn by chatting about these topics. You can ascertain how ambitious she is, identity her intelligence level, and predict if her career path will prosper in your town. Music, Movies, Books Sharing your favorite things is an easy way to get Ukrainian girls to open up about theirs. These entertainment topics can unite people of all different cultures and delve into deep conversations. You may be surprised how many l

The Uk's Sexiest Male Contest...
This just seems like so much ancient history now ( a day after the event) but I wanted to take an oppertunity to say a few thankyou's. What m I talkin' about, well the Sexiest Guy From The UK contest obviously. Remarkable as it may seem (& against my better judgement) I was a contestant. When I first came to Cherry Tap, I wondered what all these contests were all about...they seemed kinda silly to me. & I was certain I would never participate (being a somewhat lilly-skinned English bloke didn't help when the contests all seemed to be for Hottest American Firefighting Ex-Marine's abdominal muscles...). However, seeing a contest for Sexiest UK Guy. I thought I had at least half a chance of avoiding humiliation...given that I had two of the thee required credentials down pat...I was British...& last time I looked I was a guy. So I threw my hat into the ring. When the contest started I was pleasently surprised to not be left in everybody else's wake, & infact it soon seemed that the co

Uk Top 40 No.1 Single
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Uk To Press Ahead With Eu Treaty
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The Ultimate Flourless Chocolate Cake
* 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped * 2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped * 1-1/2 cups granulated sugar * 1-1/2 tsp. instant coffee granules * 3/4 cup boiling water * 3/4 lb. unsalted butter, softened * 6 large eggs, at room temperature * 1 Tbs. vanilla extract * 3/4 lb. raspberries * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 1 Tbs. Chambord or other raspberry liqueur (optional) * 1-1/2 cups heavy cream * 1 Tbs. plus 2 tsp. granulated sugar * 1-1/2 tsp. vanilla extract * fresh raspberries (optional) Position a rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 350°F. Butter the bottom and sides of a deep 9 inch round springform pan. Line the bottom of the pan with a round of parchment or waxed paper and butter the paper. In a food processor fitted with the metal blade, process the chocolates, sugar and coffee 15-20 seconds until finely ground. With the motor of the food processor running, pour the boiling w

Ultimate Purity Test
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'53.3%Explored the pleasures of the flesh 64.8%Shamelessness54.8%It takes a couple of drinks 78.9% Sex Drive 60.5%A fool for love, but not always77.3%Straightness5.4%Knows the other body type like a map 44% Gayness 32.1%At least one weekend of ecstacy 83.7% Fucking Sick68.1%Dipped into depravity 89.9% You are 47.31% pureAverage Score: 72.4% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!(By The Ferrett)

Ultimate Twice Baked Potatoes
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr 15 Min READY IN 1 Hr 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 4 large baking potatoes * 8 slices bacon * 1 cup sour cream * 1/2 cup milk * 4 tablespoons butter * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese, divided * 8 green onions, sliced, divided DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Bake potatoes in preheated oven for 1 hour. 3. Meanwhile, place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain, crumble and set aside. 4. When potatoes are done allow them to cool for 10 minutes. Slice potatoes in half lengthwise and scoop the flesh into a large bowl; save skins. To the potato flesh add sour cream, milk, butter, salt, pepper, 1/2 cup cheese and 1/2 the green onions. Mix with a hand mixer until well blended and creamy. Spoon the mixture into the potato skins. Top each with rem

Ultimate Chicken Salad
Original recipe yield: 4 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 10 Min READY IN 40 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 cup sliced black olives * 1 cup finely chopped sun-dried tomatoes in olive oil * 1 teaspoon dried thyme * * 2 egg yolks * 1 cup olive oil * 2 teaspoons minced garlic * 1 teaspoon lemon juice, or to taste * 1 pinch salt, or to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Place chicken breasts into a saucepan with enough water to cover them. Bring to a boil, then cover, and simmer for about 20 minutes, or until cooked through. Drain, and set aside to cool. 2. While the chicken is poaching, whisk together egg yolks and garlic until light colored. Whisk in olive oil in a thin stream until fully incorporated. Flavor with lemon juice and salt to taste. This is the aioli sauce. 3. Shred or cut chicken into small pieces, and place in a salad bowl. Toss with the olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and

The Ultimate Personality Test
The Ultimate Personality Test The Real You: A Scientific Analysis Tickle.com Cindy, you're a Chosen One! Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Chosen One which means you are a Golden / Seeker Your primary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics. That means you're warm, giving, knowing, and patient. Chances are you're not afraid to actively pursue your goals and dreams. As if all that weren't enough, you pretty much set the standard for emotional health by being filled with positive feelings and energy. How do we know all this? How do we know that you'd be a great person in an emergency? Or that you always return phone calls? How could we have divined that you're no fair-weather friend? Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — question

The Ultimate Come Back!
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier r eached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing beh

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey
Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)--Your Favorite--Hair Color::any Eye Color::any (Their)Music Genre Preference::hopefully the kind I like lol Height(estimate)::any but tall is good Age::any but older Personality Type::romantic, caring, loving, ummm funny huh? lol --This or That--Older or Younger::either as long as they are sweet and romantic Romantic or Horndog::Romantic Smart or Stupid::smart Fat or Skinny::either but I like chunk too lol Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular::either I like it all Punk or Preppy::either The Big Picture or the Little Things::The big picture Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present::I am simple Mixtape or Burned CD::Burned CD Love or Lust::Love Emotional or Just Not::Emotional Sincere or Jokester::both Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet::yes lol Sexy or Just Cute::sexy is good Arse or Abs::all of it Hair or Hands::both Dimples or Eyes::Eyes Biceps or Calves/Thighs::both Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) ::Teeth Clean Shaven or Scruffy::both

The Ultimate Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's

Ultimate Sci-fi Profile
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The Ultimate Catch-22
Deep down in my soul is an awareness That is almost never shown. It is full of caring and hopefullness, Sympathy and understanding. But in this world that surrounds me, none of that is needed, For this is the time for space And the place for shallow thoughts and unheard of dreams. Dreams that never come out of that mind. That soul, I'm sure, is filled with an awareness, So much like my own. And those oh so brilliant dreams are wonderful I'm sure, But no one seems to care, For your dreams are not as noticed As the length of your hair Or the style of clothes you wear. If only those dreams were shared and coveted As openly as the words that pass from your lips, About the days most current gossip. If that were true, then the world would be changed, And we wouldn't all have to hide that awareness That wee all seem to have, But never care to share.

The Ultimate Blasphemy...and Yes I Am Going To Hell
Ok, you want me to believe in some great deity that controls everything, knows everything, and sees everything? Ok. Lets take alook at this deity. So, first this deity creates the world and universe as we know it. Ok, Ill buy that. Creates man, ok, for the sake of argument Ill go with ya on that. Then this thing creates creatures to do nothing but worship it. Um, sounds like this guy is a little egotistical, but ok. Then tells man not to eat something but puts it right there in the middle of perfection. Um, what? Somehow that seems like putting a kid in front of a cake and telling him to not take a taste and walking off. Then this deity gets pissed because one of the creatures doesnt want to worship him anymore and talks man into taking a taste. Hmmm...sounds like peer pressure to me. Supposedly man was created in this deity's image and was perfect. If thats the case, why was man even tempted? That shouldnt have been possible. Then this deity kicks man out of paradise f

Ultimate Strip Club
Ultimate Strip Club by lusthammer © A friend turned me on to a web-site that reviews all the local strip clubs. I had not been to one since college and I was nearly 40 and I knew my wife would not approve. I figured I would check out the web-site but never go to one of the clubs. I logged onto the site and starting reading. The clubs had a lot more than just girls getting naked. Many of the customer reviewers talked about "mileage", how far a dancer would go in the private booths at the back of the club. I could not believe what I was reading. Apparently, some dancers did lots more than others and the website had all the details. Certain clubs (the ones that didn't sell liquor) were the highest mileage and I got hard just reading the hints and suggestions about what might go down there. Weeks went by and I read the website a few more times, enjoying the illicit thrill of something that was so forbidden. My wife would be furious if I went to a strip club and spent our money o

Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02
Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02 by lusthammer © After my first visit to the strip club, I could barely wait to go back. I spent more time examining websites to figure out which dancers were the ones who gave the nastiest and sexiest dances. The more I read, the more it was clear that I had chosen the perfect club to visit the first time. The club was outside the main city in an industrial suburb where the local rules were not as strict, or certainly not enforced. They had secluded VIP rooms for private dances and all kinds of nasty fun could go down. That was definitely my experience the first time there and I was eager to return, since my wife was headed out of town on business. On the website, I picked out a few girls that had the right kind of ratings – they are willing to perform "extras" in the booth for additional money. The club was busiest at night, but the daytime girls were often the raunchiest, and that was exactly what I wanted. I even jotted down the names of the g

Ultimate Sex Organ
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Ultimate Pinnacle
She luxuriated in a perfumed tub, silky water lapping at her breasts. Caressing her nipples into tight buds, she dipped beneath the surface to cup herself. The warmth of the bath, her body's redolence, her own light touches, all drove her close to orgasm, but she held back. It wasn't time yet. Orgasm required perfect timing to reach that ultimate pinnacle. Drying off with a fluffy towel fresh from the wash, she blotted the droplets, then buried her face in the clean, sweet scent. The rich aroma of sesame oil tantalized her nose as she smoothed it into her skin, softening her thighs, her belly, her breasts. She imagined a man's big hands kneading the oil into the sensitive spot where neck met shoulder. A moan fell from her lips as she savored the delicious sensations. Next she dabbed her favorite cologne. Behind her knees. The crook of her elbow. Behind her ears. The hollow of her throat. Between her ample breasts. They were her best asset, the kind that filled a man's cupped ha

Ultimate Mobile Phone
Well, it's kind of a dilemma for me! I want to get a new phone and i just don't know what model. I don't even know i should get the latest model or not That's the reason behind my mumm! Thanks all for voting and i'll let you know what phone i got after i buy it. Take care all!

The Ultimate Break Up Song Gotta Love It
I tried so hard just to get through to you But your head's so far from the realness of truth Was it just a come on in the dark Wasn't meant to last long I think you've worn your welcome honey I'll just see you along as I sing you this song Time can pass slowly, things always change You day's been numbered And I've read your last page You was just a temporary lover Honey you ain't the first Lots of others came before you woman Said but you been the worst Sa' you been the worst So goodbye to you girl So long, farewell I can't hear you cryin' Your jivin's been hell So look for me walkin' Down your street at night I'll be in with another Deep down inside DEEP DOWN INSIDE

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends on mood and who withDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: uhm oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: as much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: most timesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: sureHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: not often enuffHow do you feel about one night stands?: fun as long as u bein safeHow many one night stands have you had?: a fewWhat's your favorite position?: bend over babyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends who withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: hell yeahHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: at least 30 minDo you get off first or do they?: most times theyDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes and all dependsDo you prefer your par

The Ultimate Experience
The Ultimate Experience... Low moans, like the wind, circle above in the thick air. Lips, feeling of down feathers, brush along form lines in the dark. Breath, tepid and sweet, create stirs in low lying valleys. Eyes closed, visualize the scene, in flashes of delicate gasps. Touches slowly dragged against soft, buttery flesh. Whispers of words cause tingles to heighten and descend. Tastes of salt cover silky entrances into the soul. Aromas of want and lust fill deep, immeasurable caverns. Bodies intertwined, resemble vines mounting a delicate lattice. Senses amplify along a path of abandonment. Appetites for passion increase, crushing silence and discretion. Steady rthym and intensity generate explosive undulations. -Nancy (10/06)

Ultimate Female Joke
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words

The Ultimate Advantage
The Ultimate Advantage Richard Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of my good friends is the world-renowned tennis player, and now pastor, Margaret Court of Australia. Margaret won 66 Grand Slam events during her career-more than any other player in history. She told me that she won most of her matches before she ever walked onto the court because her opponents knew who they were facing and how good she was. She said, "You can call it psychological warfare if you wish, but they realized who they were coming up against, and they knew that I was going to beat them." Then she said, "But I also knew that I was going to beat them." It's a powerful advantage when you walk into a situation to know that you're going to win. First John 5:4-5 CEV explains the advantage over the world you can claim as a believer: Every child of God can defeat the world, and our faith is what gives us this victory. No one can defeat the

The Ultimate Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin?: When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) Whats the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How d

Ultimate Payback. This Is Awsome.
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks ea

The Ultimate Sex Survey
This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin?: When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? How many dates does it take to get into your pants? Do you like dirty talk? (girls) Does size matter? (girls) Whats the biggest you had? Smallest? How do you wear your pubic hair? How

The Ultimate Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Corey Age: Current Location: Sears Tower Chicago Eye/Hair Color: Brown/Black Height: 6 foot Ethnicity: Mutt Sexual Orientation: Straight Size of penis/breast: Never measured but I guess average WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: 26 to 40 Eye/Hair: N/A Height: N/A Ethnicity: N/A Body Type: N/A Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: Lips and Breast EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? Boxers Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Yes Ever watch a porno? Hell Yeah Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? Yes Are you into ass smacking? Only if my Partner likes it. Are you a Virgin?: NO When did you lose it? 13 How was your first time? Awkward If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? No Are you an easy O or hard O? I'm a Guy we are easy O Ever m

The Ultimate In Recycling
It may blow your mind to find out the answer, but first let me dispell a few myths about some "enviro friendly" cars...ie hybrids. Do to the types of batteries used, there's not way of being able to recycle what's left of those batteries when they do die. What happens to what's left? Landfills and the types of acids and metals used get into the ground and are far more harmful than that of normal car batteries. Plus the level of energy, amount of materials needed to create them along with the harmfull biproducts are more destructive than normal batteries and produced in greater quantities than a normal car battery. So as all the Ford SUV Hybrid and Toyota Prius lovers out there are attempting to help the environment by reducing the amount of fuel spent, they may be slowing the burning of the candle for their part, but lighting the wick on the other end with the increased production of bio/ecohazards. What that said...we do need to recycle. There's an ultimate in recycling actually

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: 24/7Is sex a top priority for you?: YES!!!Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: neverHow do you feel about one night stands?: once is not enoughHow many one night stands have you had?: 0What's your favorite position?: standing from behindWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: sex swingDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: yesDo you get off first or do they?: bothDo you like kissing during sex?: LOVE ITDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: LoudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: LoudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: NoHow old were you when you

The Ultimate Sex Survey
just to see how many friends are really fun ppl. BE Honest...i will. ask for my answers...i havent answered yet either... Nate THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. Answer these questions, send it back to me and anyone else you like... Pass it on to others you are curious about... Let's have a little fun... Name: Age: Current Location: Eye/Hair Color: Height: Ethnicity: Sexual Orientation: Size of penis/breast: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age: Eye/Hair: Height: Ethnicity: Body Type: What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Ever watch a porno? Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? Are you into ass smacking? Are you a Virgin? When did you lose it? How was your first time? If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Are you an easy O or hard O? Ever meet someone off

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both - Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: 2-3 Times A Day, More If Possible....Is sex a top priority for you?: I should say no, but I'm bein honest...so yea it isDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Who needs to be drunk?...LOLHow do you feel about one night stands?: I have been known to do it...How many one night stands have you had?: I cant count that highWhat's your favorite position?: On TopWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: Any Place n PublicDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Depends on the Mood and who I am withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes, but I prefer to make my own...LOLHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: variesDo you get off first or do they?: I doDo you like

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: both waysDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: i love the chocolate banana lol How often do you like to have sex?: 4-5 times ever day and night lol yes i am greedy Is sex a top priority for you?: when i can have it yes lol Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sure How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: when i was young now i am to old lol How do you feel about one night stands?: not my thing How many one night stands have you had?: lol ben to long cant remember What's your favorite position?: wuff wuff hahahahWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhere i know i will like it Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: both love is better fuck is like a quikie Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes was fun lol How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends how horny i am lolDo you get off first

Ultimate Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore-play include? Do you ever play w

Ultimate Quest For Airtime
Ultimate Quest for Airtime 2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (31 May 2003, Indiana) Tamar came all the way from New York for the annual Stark Raven Mad event at the Splashin' Safari waterpark at Holiday World, where members of the American Coaster Enthusiasts planned to rendezvous on Memorial Day weekend. The 32-year-old eagerly looked forward to riding the Raven, later described by Spencer County Prosecutor Jon Dartt as "one of the world's most terrifying roller coasters." Tamar planned what coaster enthusiasts call "catching airtime," standing up during the ride to show bravery. The park staff warned the "spirited and intelligent" Harvard MBA, along with the rest of the group, "Don't mess with our safety equipment." Tamar's seat belt and lap bar restraint were in place when the train left the station. But you can't catch airtime that way. Her seatbelt was later found unbuckled and tucked into the seat cushions. As the train swooped over the precipice int

Ultimate Female Joke
----------------------------------------------------------- Ultimate Female Joke It has long been contended that there are male jokes, female jokes, and unisex jokes. Here is a true female joke A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men do.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Same, but I've been known to change my mind ;-pHow often do you like to have sex?: All the time lolIs sex a top priority for you?: Its up thereDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Been there done thatHow do you feel about one night stands?: They can be funHow many one night stands have you had?: no commentWhat's your favorite position?: 69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In PublicDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: hoursDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size

Ultimate Sex Organ
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The Ultimate Truth!
1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2.To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3. The road to success….. … is always under construction. 4. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. 5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it. 6. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. 7. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 8. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works. 9. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. 10. As soon as you mention something…if it is good, it is taken…If it is bad, it happens. 11. He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule. 12. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late. 13. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rat

Ultimate High
A wonderful feeling has come over me. I haven't felt like this since I moved to Florida. Its the feeling of excitement and joy, knowing that what ever happens, will be better then everything that has come before. We all pick our paths. Sometimes we stay on the path until we come to a crossing, then we have to chose which way to go. But sometimes, we are on a path, and then just decide to walk off into the unexplored/unknown. We all must do what's best for us. Their is no need to stress or worry about being unhappy. If you ever feel unhappy just ask yourself why. Usually the answer is a lot simpler then you make it seem. You just can't see the answer due to feelings and relationships that you don't want to hurt or change. But their is no excuse to feel bad for something that makes you unhappy. Life's to short to deal with other peoples bull shit. Even though this feeling will only be momentary, I know it exists. Being able to achieve it is enough in itself...

The Ultimate Sex Survey
This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Amanda Age: 31 Current Location: Belleview, Florida Eye/Hair Color: Blue/Light Brown Height: 5'9 Ethnicity: White Sexual Orientation: Straight Size of penis/breast: 34B WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Prefer Older Eye/Hair: Any Height: 5'10 and up Ethnicity: Depends Body Type: Average, Buff, Takes Care of hisself Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: The lips EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? None Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Yes Ever watch a porno? Yes Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? lol, Yes Are you into ass smacking? Yes Are you a Virgin?: ummm, I wish When did you lose it? 10th Grade How was your first time? Sucked If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? Yep - sure would have Are you an easy O or hard O? Hard O Ever meet someone off th

The Ultimate Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore-play include?

Ultimate Sin
I committed the ultimate sin I let my guard down and Fell in love with him. I had asked him, “Do not hurt me please” My heart cannot take anymore pain But my words he did not heed. He spoke of a life filled with passion and love Promised to never hurt me I honestly thought he was sent from up above. Then one day he stopped talking to me With no explanation Just like that I was set free. My heart was shattered once again I was left alone and broken From someone who was my love and my friend. I asked why? How could you do this to me? Sadly there was no reply. I wanted to curl up and die Slit my wrist but All I could do was cry. I never want to feel that pain again I wish you love and happiness I pray that no one ever, ever does this to you…

The Ultimate Hockey Game: Starring: Islam, The Sword Of The Prophet And The West As The Puck.
Thinking about it makes my head hurt. But I have to write this down so that my conscience can be clear, and so that I don't start screaming. Actually, primal scream therapy is starting to look pretty good after my monthly review of the "news". An essay of this kind is not really a venue for problem solving. Instead, it's simply a bird's eye view of the thoughts that motivate the Author and it's not in any way intended as a thorough treatment of the subject. That would mean a complete manuscript devoted to the problem, and I'm not sure I want to commit to that. As a girl, living in Iran gave me a somewhat unique take on all this. While many of my friends are "pro-Israeli", they are also at the same time in favour of the policy of appeasement in the war zone we call Iraq, and of the Islamic world in general. Post 9-11 Americans, are torn between their love of democracy and their willingness to dialogue, and just what to do about those pesky terrorists. The problem is

Ultimate Female Joke
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how k inky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me t

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: like to try bothHow often do you like to have sex?: as much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: sex?! NO! orgasim YES! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: neverHow do you feel about one night stands?: that would be hot, but never done itHow many one night stands have you had?: noneWhat's your favorite position?: hmmm doggie/69Where's your favorite place to have sex?: where everDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeaHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: hmmmmmmDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes, loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud is goodDoes size ma

The Ultimate Fantasy!
A relationship where there is no drama. No negativity. Something you can't get from a spouse or someone you live with. Sex between people that have no history but a past filled with happy thoughts. Impossible? Imagine meeting someone here on CT. You meet as entities of pictures and thoughts. You imagine each other in the perspective you choose, after all, everything is perspective. After flirting and feeling the butterflies rush through your body when you feel good about the attention you are getting, and the attention you give. Imagine talking nothing of good things....like love and sex and the beauty in people. Now meeting this person....both nervous, afraid that the other will be disappointed. Can you live up to there perspective. Though when you meet this person you find that they are as willingly oblivious to reality as you are. You make love to her as the Goddess you turned her into, and walk away knowing there will only be the memory of love and sex, and the beauty in it all.

Ultimate Sex Survey
Have you ever: Had a threesome? What kind was it: MMF(2 guys and a girl) FFM(2 girls and a guy) Had something in your ass? What was it? Did you enjoy it? Had sex in public(with people around out in the open)? How was it? Said these words during sex: Daddy: Mommy: Madam: Sir: God: Baby: Bitch: Whore: Cunt: Mother Fucker: Had anal sex? Fucked more than 1 person in a night(other than a 3some etc..)? Answered the door completely naked? Choked someone or been choked during sex? Pulled someone's hair or had your hair pulled during sex? Tried double penetration? XXXtras What sexual aids/toys so you have? How many nude photos of your self do you have? How many nude photos of other people do you have? Describe how your lover feels after sex with you: Your routine after sex? Your partner What kind of chick you would normally go after: Eyes: Hair: Boobs: Ass: Pussy: Skin: Body Type: Voice: Attitude/

The Ultimate Showdown
Just to show you how much spare time we cyber-nerds have, you may have noticed on various message boards, the running debate as to who would win in a battle between Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees--almost as vehement a debate as who was a better captain, Kirk or Picard. Some like to throw Pinhead and/or Leatherface into the mix, but as Leatherface is based on a totally mundane person, and Pinhead is an extra dimensional demon, I will stick with the seminal killers. Let's start with Freddie. While the mythos has altered somewhat throughout the series, he is basically a psychic entity, having no real existence in our world. Said to be the bastard child of a thousand maniacs, he went on to become a serial child murder, who was burned alive by angry parents. He then became able to manifest in the dreams of the new children, and to effect them physically in those dreams. Granted, a twist of fate made it possible for him to face Jason Voorhees in the movie Fredd

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: SensualDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: 3-4 times a weekIs sex a top priority for you?: NoDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: SometimesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NeverHow do you feel about one night stands?: If it floats your boatHow many one night stands have you had?: A fewWhat's your favorite position?: Girl on topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: In a BedDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: YesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 15 - 20 MinutesDo you get off first or do they?: They doDo you like kissing during sex?: YesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Yes - loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz--

The Ultimate Test (poem)
She's no good, she's trouble they always say Her heart's in the wrong place, forever it will stray She never thinks of all the sins she committs She has no common sense, no brain, no wit But through all the mockery and snide remarks She keeps up her pride and won't let them break her heart She's not really like that, they obviously don't know her But they won't take the time to get to know the sweet girl They took the key to the door of her heart They won't give it back until she cries with a start She's a prostitute, a slut, a common whore That's what they say when they slam their doors But she's really not, she's actually an angel And the people on Earth have put her through hell They make up these stories and feed them to the next They don't know they've been put through the ultimate test Now God knows who's worthy of honor and praise So come judgement day, the good will be raised The evil will stay on Earth with the seven kings Those who've learned will m

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: How often do you like to have sex?: Is sex a top priority for you?: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: How do you feel about one night stands?: How many one night stands have you had?: What's your favorite position?: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Do you get off first or do they?: Do you like kissing during sex?: , Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/f

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BOTH How often do you like to have sex?: 3X A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: I CAN! How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVER How do you feel about one night stands?: DONT DO IT! How many one night stands have you had?: 0 What's your favorite position?: DOGGIE Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON THE PARTNER Do you get off first or do they?: WITH MEN I DO WITH WOMEN THEY DO Do you like kissing during sex?: SURE , Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: YES AND IT DEPENDS Do you prefer your partner to be loud

The Ultimate Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPP0SITE, I did have a bicurious experment in college and was not for me. How often do you like to have sex?: as many times a day as my penis can handle, roughly 2 or 3 times A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: very nice,but then we get kinky How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: not that I recall How do you feel about one night stands?: back in my younger days but not for a few years now How many one night stands have you had?: 2 What's your favorite position?: many, lets get creative. Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: I aim for lengthy amounts of time and feel it out with her.

Ultimate 'about Me'
Ultimate 'About Me'by Sooz_123001. What is Your Name? Michael002. How old are you? 34003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? http://www.myspace.com/antidepressant_superstarGeneral004. What is your height? 5'7005. Do you have any siblings? yes 2 brothers 1 sister...and 3 other sisters I don't remember006. What is your eye colour? Green007. What is your hair colour? Brown008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glass009. Are you right handed or left handed? Right010. Do you have any piercings? Yes 3 in left ear011. Do you smoke? no012. Do you swear? often013. Do you get along with your parents? most times014. Your heritage no clue015. Your fears spiders016. Goal you would like to achieve this year 017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger I use lol a lot....or Fuck018. Best Physical Feature eyes

Ultimate
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: I like it both... roughness isnt always a bad thing now is it??? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: I have only been with men. Although woman peak my curiosity. How often do you like to have sex?: I would have sex daily several times daily if I had a consistant partner. Is sex a top priority for you?: Yes Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Eventually that happens I like to be in several positions... How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Its been a while. How do you feel about one night stands?: I have had them most are over rated... your drunk hes drunk its not all that good. How many one night stands have you had?: 4 maybe 5. What\'s your favorite position?: Doggie Where\'s your favorite place to have sex?: I can have it pretty much anywhere if its good does it really matter where y

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey
--Your Favorite-- Hair Color:: Brown Eye Color:: Brown (Their)Music Genre Preference:: Alternative Height(estimate):: 6'0" Age:: 35 Personality Type:: Unknown --This or That-- Older or Younger:: Older Romantic or Horn dog:: Horn dog Smart or Stupid:: Smart Fat or Skinny:: Average Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular:: Big and Muscular Punk or Preppy:: Punk The Big Picture or the Little Things:: The Little Things Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present:: Flowers/Candy Mix tape or Burned CD:: Burned CD Love or Lust:: Lust Emotional or Just Not:: Just Not Sincere or Jokester:: Sincere Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet:: Ugly and sweet Sexy or Just Cute:: Sexy Ass or Abs:: Abs Hair or Hands:: Hands Dimples or Eyes:: Eyes Biceps or Calves/Thighs:: Biceps Teeth or Nose(some people are just weird) :: Teeth Clean Shaven or Scruffy:: Clean Shaven Rugged or Prim and Proper:: Rugged Country boy or City boy: Country boy Date alone or With Friends: Date alone Mama's

The Ultimate Sex Survey ((and My Answers))
found this from SERIA ^ _V_ ^ ENSLAVED BLOOD GODDESS OF LDC *now these are my answers! :P* The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?:depends! ;) Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:well i like to be with the opposite sex thanks ^_^ How often do you like to have sex?:everyday!!! Is sex a top priority for you?:hell yeah! i'll breath after if you dont mind Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:yeps ^_^ love the look in there eyes when they come.... How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?:never :P How do you feel about one night stands?:again that depends... How many one night stands have you had?:none What's your favorite position?: missionary Where's your favorite place to have sex?:the bedroom Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?:make love....... then when im drunk i just fuck! Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:nope!..

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Both How often do you like to have sex?: Under optimum conditions, meaning a partner who actually is INTERESTED IN SEX!!), at least twice a day. Is sex a top priority for you?: VERY MUCH SO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Ah . . . yeah. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVER How do you feel about one night stands?: No thanks! How many one night stands have you had?: One What's your favorite position?: Without a doubt, from behind. Where's your favorite place to have sex?: On the hood of a car in a rain storm. Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Who hasn’t? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: As long as I want to. Do you get off first or do

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE How often do you like to have sex?: LOTS LOTS LOTS Is sex a top priority for you?: DUH! BUT NOT BEFORE MY DAUGHTER OR FAMILY Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YES How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVER How do you feel about one night stands?: NOT MY THING How many one night stands have you had?: 1 What's your favorite position?: ON TOP Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: LOL BOTH JUST DEPENDS Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: NO How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS 2O MINUTES - HOUR Do you get off first or do they?: THEY DO Do you like kissing during sex?: YES , Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: a mix of bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: several times a weekIs sex a top priority for you?: oh hell yeahDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times in my lifeHow do you feel about one night stands?: Fun, forgettable...How many one night stands have you had?: b4 I got married, too manyWhat's your favorite position?: Flying VWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: between my wife's legs? lolDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: there are times for bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yepHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: a while, unless we're both ready to go...Do you get off first or do they?: I like her to get off firstDo you like kissing during sex?: AbsolutelyDo yo

Ultimate Battle Of The Sexes!!! Sunday Night!!! Call In And Help Me!!!
This week it’s the BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!! John from the Dead Air Show will be guest hosting to help poor Dave against myself and Mitch!!! This is a definite CALL IN SHOW!!! 646-652-4737 at 10pm eastern!!

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both depending on the moment Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:opposite definitely!! How often do you like to have sex?: As often as humanly possible till I'm dead!!! Is sex a top priority for you?: Pretty much. Gotta keep up with the wife! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yeppers! How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don't think I have...hmm... How do you feel about one night stands?: I've done it..eh...no big deal How many one night stands have you had?: A few What's your favorite position?: Her laying on her side with one leg up on my shoulder and one between my legs. If you can't get a visual I'll have to show you...lol Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Someplace comfortable Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Alot!!

The Ultimate "trick" For Meeting Women
I wanted to share a secret to attracting women that I believe is one of the ULTIMATE advantages you can have. When I was first learning about how to get past my internal fears... how to approach women and start conversations... how to create attraction and chemistry... and how to take things to the next level... I wound up trying a TON of different "tricks and techniques". Whenever I found a new "trick" that worked for me, I felt like I had just put another piece of the puzzle together... that I had gotten just that much closer to REALLY understanding how things worked. But there was another feeling that happened even MORE often: It was when I would try something that had "worked" before, but it DIDN'T work this time. It was the feeling that I must have MISSED something... that I must not REALLY get it. I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about here. It was probably a couple of YEARS after starting my quest that I had what I consider to be on

The Ultimate Naughty Quiz!
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Dick/Boob Size:4. Favorite position (s) ?5. Do you think i'm hot?6. Would you have sex with me?7. lights on or off?8. Would you have to be drunk?9. Would you take a shower with me?10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?11. Would you leave after or stay the night?12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?13. Condom or skin?14. Do you give Oral pleasures?15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?16. Have sex on the first date?17. Would you kiss me during sex?18. Do you think I would be good in bed?19. Would u have a 3-some with me?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?22. Do you like fore play?23. What is fore play to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?26. Who would be in control?27. Would you pull my hair?28. Would you let me pull yours?29. Would yo

"ultimate Girlfriend Application"
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hott? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no

Ultimate Level Challenge
I have the Ultimate level Challenge for you all. I need 150,000 points to level. Anyone that I see needing help i help level and try and bring others with me. So heres my challenge to all my friends.I want to level by Sunday at 9:00 p.m. at the end of my blast Contest.So will you stop by and show some love.If you rate all my pictures or all my stash or both please comment on this blog. This way i can return the love if i havent already rated all your stuff. Also I you are a bomber I have 20 people in my Blast contest come show them some love .Thank you and much love to you all.

Ultimate Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "ULTIMATE GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hott? 18. If you

The Ultimate Sacrifice
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Today is a day to remember and reflect on the men and women that have made the Ultimate Sacrifice so we can have our freedom today. If it wasn't for them, who knows what or where we would be at today. Thought I never served in the service, I take time to remember them. I am proud of my father, who served in the Navy and was at Pearl Harbor. He remembers and he really doesn't like to talk about it. This country has lost so many lives in the past few years due to the war in the Middle East,but let's not forget the Older Service men that are up in age that might not be around that much longer. If you see one, thank them for their efforts in the past for helping making us a free country that it is today.

Ultimate Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair color: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hott? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ____________________________________________________ If we me

The Ultimate Free Show For My Fans
For all my Canadian fans and any others worldwide who may be able to attend: On July 28th in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada you will able to witness me attempting the most extreme escape ever. Between 10:00 and 11:00 in the evening of July 28th, (Actual time has yet to be decided by the promoters), I will be performing the world premiere of my lethal "Destination Valhalla!" escape in Owen Sound harbour. This escape, inspired by the ancient funerary practices of the ancient Vikings, will see me bound, chained, and handcuffed and then padlocked into a wooden box perched atop a floating wooden raft anchored in the harbour. Around 3 sides of the box there will be piles of wood that is soaked with kerosene. I will have 3 minutes to escape and dive into the water. I had better well do it within 3 minutes because at the end of the countdown flaming torches will be tossed onto the raft turning it into a blazing death trap. This particular escape stunt has been 6 months in the pl

Ultimate Contest - This Is Big !
ULTIMATE CONTEST THREE PRIZES - ONE WINNER! ********** 1 MONTHS VIC 1 MONTHS BLAST MILLION DOLLER MANSION YES 1 WINNER GETS ALL THREE PRIZES ********** CONTEST OPEN TO EVERYONE WITH A SALUTE PIC PICTURE MUST BE OF THE PERSON WHO ENTERS AND CANNOT BE FLAGGED NSFW ANY FORM OF PIMPIN OUT AND SELF PROMOTION ALLOWED INCLUDING COMMENTING OWN PIC ***MINIMUM OF 50,000 COMMENTS TO WIN*** ALL ENTRIES WITH OVER 5000 COMMENTS GET A PIMPIN GIFT AT END OF CONTEST ********** CONTEST STARTS 12 NOON UK TIME 4TH JUNE CONTEST ENDS 12 NOON UK TIME 21ST JUNE (UK clock on my profile - work out own time zone starts) NEED AT LEAST 10 PPL B4 CONTEST CAN START ALL DETAILS ON MY PROFILE ********** STRICTLY NO CHEATING ALLOWED NO SCRIPTS ALLOWED NO CHERRY BLASTERS ALLOWED IF ANYONE IS CAUGHT DOING SO THEN THAT PIC WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED NO ARGUEMENTS OR DRAMA MY DECISION IS FINAL !!! C-MAIL ME WITH THE LINK TO PIC YOU WANT TO USE **********

Ultimate Contest Rules
ULTIMATE CONTEST RULES 1 - CONTEST DUE TO START AT 12 NOON UK TIME 4TH JUNE SO LONG AS THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 10 ENTRIES RECIEVED. 2 - ALL PPL ENTERING MUST HAVE VERIFIED SALUTE PIC. 3 - PIC MUST BE OF PERSON ENTERING. 4 - ANYONE CAN COMMENT INCLUDING THE PERSON WHOSE PIC IT IS. 5 - NO SCRIPTS OR BLASTERS ALLOWED....ANY EVIDENCE OF THIS eg:- MULTIPLE SAME COMMENTS OR BLANK COMMENTS OR SAME RANDOM COMMENTS ON A CIRCUIT WILL CAUSE THE PIC INVOLVED TO BE INSTANTLY DELETED, I HAVE A COMMENT BLASTER MYSELF SO I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR LOL. 6 - THE WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE PICTURE THAT HAS THE MOST COMMENTS AT THE CLOSE OF THE CONTEST ON 21ST JUNE AT 12 NOON UK TIME. 7 - DUE TO MANY PPL LIVING IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO WORK OUT YOUR OWN TIME ZONE STARTING POINT, THERE IS A UK CLOCK ON MY PROFILE FOR YOU TO DO THIS. 8 - IF THE WINNING PIC DOES NOT REACH THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF 50,000 COMMENTS BY CLOSE OF CONTEST THEN CONTEST WILL BE EX

The Ultimate Crash
Well, one thing about my life is for sure. One minute you're comfortable with the way things are. Your ballteam is winning, your job is running smoothly, and life is treating you fine. The next minute your laptop hard drive takes a dump on you... a major one. I apologize if I haven't been able to keep in touch with everyone since Thursday, you can understand why at this point. In my defense, all I was doing was checking my e-mail and listening to some music, just like any ordinary day. Then the computer locks up... so I turned it off, and when I turned it back on, I got one of those really bad computer messages in DOS. So I tried reloading the operating system... there was no readable hard drive to load the OS onto. So I'm screwed every which way but loose. I know that this is gonna cost me at least $200 parts and labor. And now, not only am I without a phone (since my computer was one) and an outlet to vent my frustrations and express my opinions, I'm reduced to using a library comput

Ultimate Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a

Ultimate Intimacy Is ...
Thoughts and ideas about what ultimate intimacy is really like.. Walking down a crowded street, my hand in his, palm to palm is so beautiful. But he won't let me completely push my hand into his - a small blade he holds separates us, and it is up to me to find the balance between the flesh-to-flesh, and avoiding the blade. A lesson in self-control for me, balanced by the intimacy of fingers and bones touching. Comfortable silence with another person Seeing the tears The casual easy smile when you catch each other's eye. The one that says "there's no need to talk, all's well, as you were". Warm and naked, silent, kissing, closed and tear-filled eyes Being able to not hold back and be yourself Laying curled up in his arms, looking up through my lashes into his eyes while he strokes my face and tells me that he loves me. Our bodies pressed together, his arms wrapped tightly around me; our legs entwined, feeling each others heartbeats, the warmth of his breath on my

The Ultimate Female Joke
> > ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE > > It has long been contended that there are male jokes and > > there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is > > a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in > > the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along > > to a woman who will love it. > > > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work > > cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, > > handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so > > striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The > > young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and > > walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring > > , he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, > > absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how > > kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The > > man re

The Ultimate Fantasy
Waking up to the feeling of a hand roaming her exposed side and hip, Sarah started becoming aware that she wasn’t alone like she usually was when she awoke. This made her come out of her sleep a little faster. Opening her eyes, she realized her surroundings were different also. A few moments more and she began to remember the events from the previous night. The hotel room, the man touching her, she looks at him and smiles. “Good morning Palmer.” She coos. And he just smiled at her without saying a word. He didn’t have to. Even though Sarah was never sure exactly what was running through his mind, she didn’t care. The attention he gave her was enough to fulfill her. Closing her eyes again she reminisces about the earlier events. While his hand continues to roam her skin and his eyes continue to soak her curves into his senses, she goes back to the knock on her door of her apartment, the messenger leaving her the message to be at the Hotel Chateau at 7pm, to her nervous stomach lettin

Ultimate Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I Offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girlfriends when an Exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly Attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words." Th

The Ultimate Fantasy...
A girl asked a boy if he thought she was pretty. He said no. She asked if he liked her. He said no. She asked if he wanted to be with her. He said no. She asked if he would cry if she were to walk away forever. He said no. It was too much for her. She began to walk away, but the boy grabbed her and said, "You aren't pretty, you're beautiful. I don't like you. I love you. I don't want to be with you. I need to be with you. And I wouldn't cry if you were to walk away forever. I would die".

Ultimate Urban E-legend
Ultimate Urban e-Legend I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!". But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2020 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute Gates. (It's true -- I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disneywo

The Ultimate Advancement
unfortunatly we are unable to put a cap on who and whom may not procreate a subject not to be taken lightly in the least. one may say that procreation itself is the ultimate sacrifice but when it comes down to it the real ultimate sacrifice is the life that a parent gives the child.im not saying that one must be rich or spoil a child in any way. i am merly saying that people do not always take into consideration the full aspect of a child as a whole and all the naccesities that come with it. i believe that people do not take it seriously enough ...in fact i know they dont.a friend of mine today asked me please dont be the person that screws up your the last friend i have that hasnt fucked up please dont. i told him if and this is a huge IF! if i ever do decide to procreate it will be in a time and a place where i can provide a stable home and financial security for said child, because i refuse to bring someone into this world if i wont be able to give them at least a minescule chance

Ultimate Female Joke!!!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." (YOU GO, GIRL!)

The Ultimate Truths
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. The road to success…….. is always under construction. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works. If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens. He who h

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: RoughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: As much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: Eh...yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don'tHow do you feel about one night stands?: Not really my thingHow many one night stands have you had?: 2What's your favorite position?: DoggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: AnywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: YesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Depends on the person im withDo you get off first or do they?: If its a guy hopefully I do...if its a girl she doesDo you like kissing during sex?: YesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Yes and im loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: