One Blonde to Another
A blonde woman was having financial troubles
so she decided to kidnap a child and demand
a ransom.She went to a local park,grabbed a
little boy,took him behind a tree and wrote this
note."I have kidnapped your child.I am sorry to
do this but i need money.Leave $10,000 in a plain
brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM.
"Signed,"The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and
told him to go straight home.The next morning,she returned
to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big
oak tree,just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note."Here is your money.I
cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."