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64 Year Old · Female · From Hot Springs Village, AR · Owned by 941 Stud Fan me plz and is worth 12 coins. · Joined on January 31, 2007 · Born on October 20th · 24 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 8 different people have a crush on me!


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If you see that I am already sh*tfaced, don't spend your points on me, use them on other friends that need them. Just because I give you one, doesn't mean I want one in return...
OK, now if you're still with me...Thanks for coming to my page, don't forget to rate and like me at least. Just take those few seconds to push the cherries!


I am an outgoing female, that's just here to make some new friends...Was born in Washington DC, lived in Maryland, New York, Michigan, then Virginia all by the time I was 4 yrs old. Then grew up in Virginia, moved to Denver, Colorado in 1979 stayed there for 26yrs, and finally in 1/2006 came here to Arkansas...August of 2018 moved once more, this time to the Kansas City area of Missouri...Back in Arkansas again, starting another chapter in my life. I have a sense of humor, a little warped at times...lol Been told that sometimes I'm too smart for my own good, is that a bad thing?...and yes I can be a real smart ass too!......

...I have many interests and to know more about me all you have to do is ask...A big favorite is music...I enjoy almost all genres.


A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished...Naturally, (since he was her husband.)
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.
He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
"Did you dance much ?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening...
but you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to."

For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died,for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember.


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64 Year Old · Female · From Hot Springs Village, AR · Owned by 941 Stud Fan me plz and is worth 12 coins. · Joined on January 31, 2007 · Born on October 20th · 24 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 8 different people have a crush on me!


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