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65 Year Old · Male · From San Diego, CA · Owned by Imperfectly Me and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on August 9, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 31st · 108 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 7 different people have a crush on me!
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Chicken and The Horse

. A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells to the chicken to go get the farmer to help pull him to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the farmer's Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.

Upon her return, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper and tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse bites down on the rope and hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward and saves the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.

The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.

The Moral of the Story?

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks




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65 Year Old · Male · From San Diego, CA · Owned by Imperfectly Me and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on August 9, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 31st · 108 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 7 different people have a crush on me!
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Now a little about me!


It is very hard to describe myself because we see only one side of us and it's usually the best one - I think so.

I am honest man with a lot of dreams yet to be realized. I am not looking for Mrs. Perfect or a millionaire. I am not interested in pen pals, long distance relationships or game-players.

I need someone who is tired of being alone, someone who wants to love and to be loved. Someone who knows what she wants.

Someone who does not want to settle for the less and always looks for more. Someone who loves kissing and cuddling. Someone who loves a warm bed and a dependable man in it.

I really appreciate and love being with a special someone. I consider myself fairly well-balanced and feel I am aware of both my strengths and weaknesses. I am not perfect and don't seek perfection in others. Realness and authenticity is what I value most.

My communication style is pretty straightforward and down-to-earth. Although I can be very flexible about many things, I do know my preferences and can be tenacious if I believe the situation calls for it.

While I enjoy activities, I also like to relax. I like to balance activity with relaxation. Being on or by the ocean is my favorite pastime.

I tend to be a sensual, affectionate creature when I feel a connection with someone. I'm not into one night stands, though, or instant intimacy. I have a strong preference for a partner who is affectionate and thoughtful.

I am utilizing this venue as an opportunity to locate a few people whom I'd like to connect with in person. If we exchange a couple e-mails, I'd then prefer to speak by phone and determine if we'd like to meet.

I have plenty of friends and do not prefer internet friends whom I don't really know.

The bottom line is I desire someone that would love me and be by my side as if each day is our last day together and considers me important in their life like I want them to be in my life.


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