57 Year Old
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Male
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From Monterey, CA·
Joined on March 12, 2013
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on June 9th
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I have a crush on someone!
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First off all I would like to tell you my name is not SEXY, BABE, or Baby. I was given the name Big Mac at birth and that is what I prefer to go by. Let me save you the time and let you know beforehand that YES I do have a big dick, I was blessed and it is big. I also have an ass and a balls. Thanks for noticing and pointing out the obvious. Im glad there are some educated women on here and know some anatomy. I am a man and shall not be ridiculed for choosing to play on a social site such as FUBAR. It does not mean I want every broad or pervert trying to make me get them off. You should respect me and every other man on here with the respect you would want your dad, husband, brother or son to be treated with. It's unfortunate that women tend to think with the jewel in between their legs, the one that actually lacks a brain, VS the one around there shoulders that is capable of making the right decision and speaking respectfully to anyone for that matter.
I DO NOT get off looking at pussy pictures, you fucking some dude, getting ur clam licked. seeing your bare ass, or hearing how hard you came to my pictures. I will not look at your NSFWS and comment so DO NOT effin ask. If I stumble onto a profile and am curious I may look but that is at my discretion not yours! Yes I have yahoo and Skype, and no I will not add you so I can flash you or send pics. I'm very selective on whom and when I give out my number and if I choose to then I'm obviously interested, most likely as a friend so don't go getting too excited.
And please don't refer to my big dick as: * Womb broom * Mutton dagger * Snot rocket * Yogurt slinger * Meat scepter * Weapon of ass destruction * Wedding wrecker * Clam hammer * Spam javelin * Taco warmer * Tuna torpedo * Meat popsicle * Mr. Sniffles * Muff marauder * AIDS baster * Dora the explorer * Kidney scraper * Gash mallet * Crotch vomiter * Cervix crusader * Womb raider * Whore thermometer * Uncle Reamus * Vagina miner * Veinous Maximus * Vlad the Impaler * Vomit rod * Puff the one-eyed dragon * The artful throbber * Jurassic pork * The bone ranger * Womb ferret * Baloney baton * Tummy banana * Tiny Tim * Skin flute * Slit-eyed demon * Sludge pump * Ho wrecker * Porridge gun * Woody womb pecker * Just-in-beaver
Jk
57 Year Old
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Male
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From Monterey, CA·
Joined on March 12, 2013
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on June 9th
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I have a crush on someone!
Today I discovered a place.... A place that seemed to know me. Better than others know me. Like a long lost sister, a childhood dream, a friend! And Now at the it whispers to me..."Come feel the night air, the cool breeze, stars twinkling on a midnight blue. Feel the magic, feel the dreams, feel the richness of your secret heart that you hide from others. Feel the grass beneath your bare feet, the soft wind lifting your gaze. Feel alive and free again!" Embrace me gentle sloping hills and precious sky, and let me embrace you with my heart.