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Well my eyes hurt, and my damn keyboard's stalling
and I've got numbass/compacted spine
I'm rubbin all the crhome off my slinky when I'm home
and my dog's still pretty OCD about this whole heat thing, and she's a crampy bitchy mess.
But hey, I get an hour lunch, and I just worked 8 hours in a place I didn't mind so much.
I mean yeah, primarily I deny people health insurance in a faceless beaurocratic hell of paperwork that's only 2% of the time filled out properly by people that actually deserve/need the program
but hey... at least I've got a job for 6 months (wait for me to post a blog in 3 days saying 86 the 6 months try a week)
so I'm already daydreaming about my first paycheck, its gonna pay back the old man. Then PSP. Then shoes. ... and models whenever the hell I can
and fuckin mousetraps.
Not enough have died in recent history they're getting ballsy and loud again.
I wonder if there's a mouser out there I'm not allergic to that my dog won't eat... like a badger... with spikes and lazers.
Always designing the next perfect weapon.
Robotics must be in my blood.
I'm celebrating with stolen music, lowgrade beef and discount soy nuts.
Cuz... really, I aint got no chickens.
So my first day- I kinda blew some shit outta the water.
Of the available positions- I've got the big kid job, and the guy training with me only completed 2 worksheets for prescreen (about 70 cases)
I think I got 4 1/2
Gimme a computer screen, tedium and no timeline, I'll probably impress you for having nothing better to do.
I wasn't even thinking about it til I noticed my second was almost done.
Then we played chicken to see who'd take a 15 minute.
We didn't.
Heh. Nice guy though. Hope he sticks around, I could use a lunch buddy when my dog's back end stops bleeding.
Hope I like this job, I do so far.
Some jackass was givin one of my trainers guff about personal days (at least 6 months preggers) I hope he doesn't wind up being my director, he seems like the kind of cuntwaffle every office has that ruins it for everyone. Seriously? Who berates 1. anyone else within earshot of trainees/subbordinates. 2. Who berates anyone? 3. Who comes down on a pregnant woman... ever?
The kinda guy who has a mug destined for my grampa's piss.
Yeah- my grampa did that.
Neither side of my family particularly fucked around with expressing our distaste.
It kinda skipped a generation though, seein as how proper and reserved both my parents are- when I remember tellin my grampa not to hit anyone, and that I'd buy lunch if it got him in the car.
That part aint exactly a proud tradition.
Glad to be workin, but all systems are up and guarding.
Maybe I'll get comfortable in a couple weeks when compulsory firing is out of the contract.
Tomorrow's lunch.
Ham burritos and ho cakes.
Pssht yeah I said ham burritos.
It's fast and easy and I can drink tea on my back porch with my dog eatin somethin that simple.
Night folks.
