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Judge: OK, you have 3 charges, sir. Murder, robbery and (looks at paper)...failing to use a turn signal.
Defendant: What, I...
Judge: Normally we don't get the tougher charges.
Defendant: (confused, panicking) Judge, this must be...
Judge: What say we dismiss the first 2, murder, robbery. How do you plead to the 3rd?
Defendant: (relief, smiles) Guilty. Completely guilty.
-- Overheard in: Traffic Ct, Somerville Cty NJ --
