What is Said What is Meant!
1- While on routine patrol...
-I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed.
2- The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner
-He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON'T FEED THE PIGS"
3- The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control
-It was raining.
4- This officer went out-of-service to obtain intelligence information from a street informant.
-It was too hot to ride in the car.
5- I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner...
-The dirt-bag let go with an "Oink" as I walked by.
6- Knowing the suspect had a criminal history...
-He puked on my uniform one night...
7- The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past...
-I've got two theft cases hanging over his head...
8- While being arrested, this subject resisted being injured in the act...
-He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses...
9- The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations...
-I wrote one citation for each swear-word he used...
10- Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside the house say "Come in" so this writer entered through the door...
-The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army so I kicked in the door.
11- The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies...
-I sent them to a nonexistent address which I called the "Command Post".
12- I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding...
-She was a good-looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over.
13- The Chief appeared at the scene and took command...
-I sent him to the same address as the reporters.
14- Further interview of the witness was impossible, due to conditions.
-It was my bowling night...
15- The motorist eyes were glassy; he had slurred speech, was unsteady on his feet and smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage.
-He was howling at the moon and trying to drive the car from the back seat.
16- Using only enough force to restrain the subject...
-My favorite song is "Drop-kick me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life"
17- The defendant asked this officer's advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment...
-I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.
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