Someone's blog: "My big mouth"

**TEN THINGS ABOUT A COPS WIFE OR G/F** Body: 1......... THE AVERAGE WIFE KISSES HER HUSBAND BYE AND TELLS HIM TO HAVE A GOOD DAY WHEN HE GOES TO WORK. A COP'S WIFE KISSES HER HUSBAND BYE AND TELLS HIM TO PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN HE GOES TO WORK. 2......... THE AVERAGE WIFE THINKS THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WHAT SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE GOING TO EAT WHEN HE GETS HOME FROM WORK. A COP'S WIFE SPENDS THE DAY WONDERING IF HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO COME HOME FOR DINNER. 3......... THE AVERAGE WIFE GETS PHONECALLS FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY THROUGHOUT THE DAY ASKING HER HOW SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAVE BEEN. A COP'S WIFE GETS NERVOUS WHEN THE PHONE RINGS BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID THAT IT'S SOMEONE HE WORKS WITH CALLING HER TO TELL HER THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM. 4........... THE AVERAGE WIFE ASKS HER HUSBAND "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" WHEN HE GETS HOME FROM WORK. A COP'S ALREADY KNOWS THAT HER HUSBAND WOULD RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT HIS DAY WHEN HE GETS HOME. 5........... THE AVERAGE WIFE WAKES HER HUSBAND UP ON CHRISTMAS MORNING TO OPEN CHRISMAS PRESENTS WTIH THEIR CHILDREN. A COP'S WIFE WAKES UP WITH HER HUSBAND AT 4 A.M. WHILE HE'S PUTTING ON HIS UNIFORM FOR WORK AND SAYS, "PLEASE BE CAREFUL". 6........... THE AVERAGE WIFE MAY HELP HER HUSBAND LAY OUT HIS SUIT AND TIE, RUGGED WORK WARE OR CASUAL CLOTHING FOR HIS NEXT WORK DAY. A COP'S WIFE MAKES SURE HER HUSBAND IS WEARING HIS BULLET PROOF VEST, ASIDE FROM HIS UNIFORM, EACH DAY BEFORE HE GOES TO WORK. 7............ THE AVERAGE WIFE NORMALLY DOES NOT REMEMBER THE DREAMS THAT SHE HAS EACH NIGHT. A COP'S WIFE REMEMBERS MANY DREAMS THAT SHE HAS AT NIGHT BECAUSE A LOT OF THEM ARE ABOUT HER HUSBAND BEING KILLED WHILE AT WORK. 8............ THE AVERAGE WIFE SITS DOWN WITH HER HUSBAND AND FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS DAY TO EAT LUNCH. A COP'S WIFE KNOWS THAT HER HUSBAND WILL SPEND A FEW MINUTES WITH THE FAMILY BUT HAS TO LISTEN TO HIS RADIO IN CASE HE IS CALLED OUT FOR SOME OTHER FAMILY WHO IS FIGHTING ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 9............ THE AVERAGE WIFE COMPLAINS ABOUT HER HUSBAND TO HER FRIENDS ABOUT UNIMPORTANT DETAILS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. A COP'S WIFE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE AVERAGE WIFE CAN'T BE MORE APPRECIATIVE ABOUT WHAT HER HUSBAND DOES FOR A LIVING. 10............ THE AVERAGE WIFE COMPLAINS TO HER HUSBAND ON THE PHONE ABOUT THE ASSHOLE COP THAT WROTE HER A SPEEDING TICKET THAT DAY. A COP'S WIFE HANGS UP THE PHONE WITH HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS CALLED TO GO TO THAT AVERAGE WIFES HOUSE, WHICH HE JUST WROTE THE SPEEDING TICKET TO, BECAUSE OF THE CRIMINAL THAT IS IN HER HOUSE TRYING TO HURT HER AND NOW THAT ASSHOLE COP IS CALLED TO PROTECT HER. ............WHY DON'T WE GIVE THESE MEN AND WOMEN A BREAK FOR ONCE?