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TOP TEN BEST THINGS TO DO WITH CAREER CRIMINALS: 1) Murderers: Let them choose one of two "early retirement plans" - lethal injection or the electric chair. 2) Rapists: Make them wear pink tutus for the duration of their next prison term. 3) Robbers: Make them pay for room and board. 4) Drug dealers: Let them perform their own body cavity searches while everyone watches. 5) Drunken drivers: Decorate their cells with pictures of their victims. 6) Terrorists: Implant a homing device behind their left ear - and an explosive behind the right. 7) Arsonists: Use them for scientific experiments and medical research. 8) Child molesters: Stop them from reproducing by having them spayed or neutered by a veterinarian. 9) Cop killers: Use them as live organ donors. 10) Corrupt politicians: Introduce them to Islamic law and let med students get some practice by amputating whatever body part it was that they used to commit their crimes.