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created on 01/17/2007  |  http://fubar.com/my-blog/b45509

walmart

Only In Wal-Mart > > I like this greeter's sence of humor! > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with > her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through > the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes > in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. > When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth > with more than a few missing. > > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. > Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! > The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell > would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" > > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice. >
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