Only In Wal-Mart
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> I like this greeter's sence of humor!
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> A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
> her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
> the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes
> in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
> When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
> with more than a few missing.
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> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
> The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
> would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
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> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice.
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