How a blonde handles an emergency stop.
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
men are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching
drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It was not very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergenc
