Fiend Grrl EVILDRAGONs Fiance DARK PRI...'s blog: "Vincent Price"

Grizelda mixed a breakfast juice, a most revolting brew She makes it with papaya juice, and powder, and shampoo Her weekend guests each morning find this mess served in a cup With that stuff waiting for you it’s not worth getting up! She says, “They’ll like it!”, and of that there’s no doubt Grizelda’s juice will wake you up and knock you right back out!

When visiting the library one thing you mustn’t do Is ask for a specific book and take it home with you The Librarian has told me he wouldn’t mind the least If anyone who takes his books is nabbed by the police He also told me something else, but I don’t think it’s true He says he thinks the magistrate would throw the book at you!

The Oracle was casting horiscopes the other morn For people born beneath the sign that’s known as Capricorn This sign is really not so hard for people to remember Just think of early January and late parts of December Capricorns all have this very sad song that they sing Our birthday gifts and Christmas gifts are often the same thing…

A man came to the Oracle to have his right palm read He held it up, the Oracle looked, and this is what he said: “Oh hem and haw, oh dear, yes yes, it’s all quite clear.” “What is it?” cried the startled man, “Have I good cause for fear?” The Oracle said, “Yes my friend, I’ve sad news to report. Don’t try to fight it sir, but you’re going to get a wart!”

Some of Bwana’s animals decided they would go Into the town and have some lunch, and maybe see a show They went into the restaurant, the lion took a look He saw the waiter, ate him raw, and kindly thanked the cook And when they got the bill they did not know what they should do So the lion called the cashier in, and then he ate him too!

I asked the old Librarian if he had had a bump For there I saw upon his head a painful looking lump He said that he’d been looking for a book to read in bed And when it struck him what to read, it struck him on the head He said he’d climbed along the shelves and just as he was turning A book fell from the shelf above, a piece of higher learning.

The Librarian was quite upset and angry yesterday He stomped his feet and slammed the doors and had a lot to say “Another book is gone!” he cried, “Those mice have got to go They keep on stealing books from me, and they’re eating them I know!” Just then a mouse appeared, who seemed remarkably well groomed “You’re right” he said, “We are to blame, but they’re not being consumed We’ve had to come here once or twice and borrow from your resources But only when we need help with our night school courses.” “A school for mice!” the Librarian said, “I’ve never heard of that!” “Oh yes” the mouse said, “Oh yes indeed. I’m studying to be a rat!”

Grizelda keeps her recipes inside a secret file I don’t know why, ’cause breaking in would not be worth your while There’s one for chocolate coated ants, but not the crawling kind I somehow think Grizelda’s got a relative in mind Another calls for rabbit’s foot, what that means I don’t know But bunnies should find out, because new feet are hard to grow The third one was the worst of all, for in that recipe I found the main ingredient was nothing less than ME!

Grizelda had a problem, of that I had no doubt For from her kitchen doorway I heard a dreadful shout: “My hotplate’s on the blink again, the fridge is set to thaw This stove is useless to me, it’s the worst I ever saw!” I said, “There there Grizelda, I’ll tell you what it’s like With all the junk you fill them with they’ve probably gone on strike!”

The Professor was ecstatic when men landed on the moon And cried, “Some moon rocks I believe should be arriving soon!” Next day they came delivered, by the astronauts themselves Who said “These rocks must be returned by Friday night, or else!” But as they left they heard a scream and someone calling “Please! These are not rocks you’ve left with me, but simply lumps of cheese!”