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Top Dude of the Week: #436

32 Year Old · Male · From Troy, NY · fuMarried to: Luscious Hea... · Joined on November 13, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 27th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 6 different people have a crush on me!

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations...
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia . Why don't you try again?
3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool ?
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!
6.when I'm washing my car
neighbor: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus.

32 Year Old · Male · From Troy, NY · fuMarried to: Luscious Hea... · Joined on November 13, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on May 27th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 6 different people have a crush on me!

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