I can't take credit for this but I had to share it. I found it on a GUYS profile on another site.
Guys , please take note of the following things that girls DON'T want when they have just started chatting with you as a friend on the net .
All the following have happened and been related to me by female friends :-
1. A proposal of marriage
2. An invitation to webcam naked whilst you play with yourself
3. A full and unexpurgated list of the things you would like to do to them (including pictures)
4. A request for them to mail you used panties
5. An 18 paragraph story about what a total bitch your ex was
6. Bragging about how big your cock is
7. A trawl through the underworld of filth that is your fantasy life
8. A tale of how your dying mothers last wish was that you find a nice girl online
9. A 3 page monologue on why Angela Lansbury is sex on legs
10. An inquiry as to whether she has genital herpes or not
Now guys I realize that those of you that do these things have not had sex in a very,very long time (in some cases ever) and maybe its time you started asking yourselves why that is .
Just because the last woman you had an intimate relationship with was in a magazine and had staples across her stomach doesn't excuse gross crassness . I know this will come as a shock to the magazine guys but real girls don't sit at home naked with a finger in their mouths and their legs spread just waiting for a hunk like you to stop by.
Try pondering these inalienable truths tonight whilst you are whacking off over Vivid Vixens 5 ....... again
