Judge: You have been cited for driving without a seat belt.
Defendant: Yes, but...
Judge: Plea?
Defendant: Your Honor...
Judge: Plea?
Defendant: Not guilty.
Judge: Are you ready for trial?
Defendant: What? Are you serious?
Judge: (reviews book) Trial set for Friday,3 p.m.
-- Overheard in: Traffic Ct, Somerville Cty NJ --