Three guys -- a French farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Texan are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The French farmer says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in France." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in France was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious new state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan says, "Fill it with water."
