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Tonight we delve into the world of the self professed/expressed rebel. He or she is usually found around the fringes of society, ostensibly to look in on all the conformist dolts he/she despises, without realizing that he/she is the very epitome of badly cliched, anti-conformist conformism.
The rebel usually expresses himself through anti social behavior and the willingness to die an early death in accordance with some honor code that better men than himself live by, but somehow thinks that calling himself a "true up soldier" actually makes it so. What a joke, and good fucking riddance when this piece of shit removes himself from the face of the earth with his inherent stupidity.
The rebel can often be found with a generous helping of skin ink, typically making him look like the splash damage victim of an explosion at a sewage treatment plant, festooned with blueberry black, pea green, and standard brown excrement. The ink is typically shoved under the skin in a prison environment via hepatitis laden needles, but as of late the trend has made its way outside the razor wire with increasing popularity, ensuring that everyone looks like an ex con.
The ink rebel can also be identified later in life by the sheer silliness of his once character defining ink, that now marks him as an idiot with no ability to think past next week, and still retains the propensity to grind names into his skin, because he is too stupid to remember them otherwise.
The rebel is also often a fan of piercings to show off their amazing pain threshold, as well as highlighting their taste in all things tacky. The rebel typically looks like the victim of automatic B-B gun fire, with metal jutting out of every orifice, and leaving one to wonder what it would be like to string them up to an electric fence by the peircings, while standing knee keep in a mud puddle for 2 days.
The rebel is king of the fad that should have never been, and yet, he leaves his mark on other young, impressionable morons like himself, and the cycle continues, getting worse with each passing of the torch from retard to retard, each looking to push the absurd-o-meter farther into the red. Will it ever end? Probably not, but at least it gives the rest of us something to laugh at.
