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Tonights installment in your shitty tailpipe is about car cunts. The car cunt is a pathetically vain creature whos entire sense of self worth is centered around what he or she feels is a hot car, and is somehow an expression of self.
Ladies first tonight, the female cunt generally can be seen posing in or around her car, her considerable bulk causing the automobile to list to one side like a freshly torpedoed destroyer. Her poses, while meant to be cute, are simply read like a road map of places where you, and most of the other guys in town are going to drill her orifices, and invariably, leave some miscroscopic evidence of themselves behind to soak into the stale, half eaten orea cookies strewn about by her kids that she hopefully remembered (not like last time) to leave at home for tonights installment of Drivin Miss Daisy.
The male car cunt is generally a much shallower version of his female counterpart, simply because he lacks the tools to fish any deeper. This cretin usually can be found posing in front of, or inside of his car, but makes sure to include the entirety of his machine in the picture because he is hoping that if youre ogling the ride, youll overlook the fact that his manhood wouldnt satisfy a guppy. He is also widely known as "the compensator", and the more impressive the whip, the smaller the package that comes with it.
He can cruise the Harlem Tunnel all day and night, but if he actually manages to get inside your tunnel before stalling out, hell give you the best 90 seconds of his life.
The car cunt is sadly an ever expanding species, and as more and more status whores are born, it seems the only way we will ever see the decline of them is in a nuclear winter.
