Over 16,538,480 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Over the course of many shifts spent in the sleaze factory known as Fubar, ive come across a great many cumdumpsters profiles and status messages wondering where all the nice guys are. I cant help but to wonder at the inherent stupidity of these hags.
Do you really expect to attract a "nice man" when the majority of fubar has seen you drill your turned out vag 6 ways from Sunday either on cam, or in your ever so alluringly titled "Floppy Twat" NSFW album? You know that neat lil trick you do with your 12 inch black dildo with the 2 years worth of cunt crust that youre too busy begging for attention on fubar to get up and wash off? Were not attracted to the swarm of flies following The Hammer thru the air as you wave it around. Any sane person wouldnt trade a bag of shit to see your NSFW, much less spend 10 dollars on some bling credits to stare at the cluster of scars that your last herpes flare up left you with.
You want a nice guy? Letting that random stranger that you met 3 hours earlier at the bar bust in your back door real good cause you were raggin it and just couldnt let this 12 toothed treasure get away is guaranteed to find you one. Oh yea, and we love it when you tell us about those inconsiderate jerks who beat the shit out of you after finding out you slept with their brother, best friend, father, or any combination of the 3.
Oh, then theres the 5 kids, a filthy trailer that the board of health would call a hazmat team in to demolish, and that little lightbulb you smoke meth out of as your kids sleep on piles of trash.
Face it, youre not interested in a nice man unless he is well paid and looking to buy love. Afterall, you are nothing but lazy trash, and youd rather have welfare and something to complain about.
